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DaveMasonDotMe

@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division
✍ Comments his code
🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries
🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user
🚗 Unicorn Driver
📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer
🧠 Atheist
🔠 Defines his acronyms
🌐 Proponent of abbr tag for HTML

Topics I post frequently:
🔘 #SQLServer
🔘 #Celtics/ (Nat'l Basketball Assoc)
🔘 #UCF (Univ of Central Florida)
🔘 #RStats (R programming language)
🔘 #EV (Electric Vehicles)
🔘 #Photography
🔘 #Privacy

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DaveMasonDotMe, to photography
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My new ultra-wide lens in interesting. You can get some interesting effects. Here's a hotel hallway/corridor. It appears to stretch on into the distance much further than in person.

(I think I would've liked this shot better if I had gotten down to ground level.)

DaveMasonDotMe, to ai
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I went through a fast food drive thru with an automated (dare I say ) order taking system. It was comically bad.

No automation occurred today. 😬

DaveMasonDotMe, to privacy
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Tonight I refused to let my driver's license be scanned at the guard shack/entrance to a gated subdivision. They wouldn't let me in.

I had asked for a privacy policy. They couldn't produce one. The guard assured me nothing bad would happen to my data. He knew this because he's Microsoft certified and said the data goes into the cloud. 🙄

verge, to random
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@verge

Betteridge's Law of Headlines says hi. 👋

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines

dangillmor, to random
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Again, Slack (owned by Salesforce) is changing its look and feel. But this time users aren't allowed to stick with what's familiar and works just fine.

Software companies do this routinely.

It's as if the furniture dealer had the right to come into your home and rearrange everything -- but you weren't allowed to put things back where you liked them.

It's simple corporate arrogance, and the software business is absolutely brimming with it.

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DaveMasonDotMe, to DOOM
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I see today is the 30-year anniversary of Doom (the first-person shooter game for DOS).

I vaguely remember having a shareware version (or two) of the game. I installed it and tried it out briefly, but never played it beyond that.

Elendol, to programming
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I want to write a review document about a relational database. Are there any tool / language / format to help with not only describing tables and relationships, but also commenting and adding suggestions?

So far the only things I found only renders something about the current state of the database (like a UML diagram), but I can't add manual or programmatic comments.

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@Elendol
Maybe start with INFORMATION_SCHEMA?
As I understand it, it is part of the ANSI standard and most RDBMS vendors support it.

You can run queries to get a list of tables, views, columns, data types, etc.

You should also be able to identify referential integrity constraints/relationships.

DaveMasonDotMe,
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@Elendol
Ah, gotcha. I'm not sure what MySQL has to offer for comments or other user-supplied meta data.

(I'm a SQL Server guy. 😐)

DaveMasonDotMe, to random
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Not sure how the lost their second coaches challenge. The explanation on the floor didn't match the video at all.

DaveMasonDotMe, to privacy
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NEW POST:
✍ Why Do We Stay In Scornful Big Tech Relationships?

🔎 Once again, I find myself contemplating a breakup with a Big Tech company.

👤 Dave Mason





https://www.davemason.me/2023/11/21/why-do-we-stay-in-scornful-big-tech-relationships

DaveMasonDotMe, to debian
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I thought I was going to have to install Cinnamon for Debian. My 'Dave' user doesn't have permission to run sudo (?), so I logged out with the intention to log back in as root.

Then I noticed this icon (lower right). I guess those are different desktops you can choose from? Pretty cool.

#Debian
#Linux

DaveMasonDotMe,
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I imagine those of you that are experienced #Linux users find it entertaining to watch as a noob like me finds his ass with both hands.

What can I say? I've been a Microsoft OS person since the early 90s.

DaveMasonDotMe, to random
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I don't understand the OpenAI/Sam Altman story.

But it sure sounds like a cluster fuck. Past, present, and future.

DaveMasonDotMe, to journalism
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Today I learned about Betteridge's law of headlines.

Hat tip to @burblebeep

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines

DaveMasonDotMe, to random
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Periodic Reminder/Greeting:
Fuck you, PowerShell. You're the most unintuitive, time-sucking, unproductive language ever.

DaveMasonDotMe,
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@hmhackmaster
What can I say? It's been a hate-hate relationship for ~15 years.

A year or two ago, I told myself I was done with PoSh--I'd bite the bullet and use C# console apps for anything that might be accomplished with PoSh. It might be more coding time up front, but it would save time in the long run WRT all the PoSh dumb-fuckery that always drives me nuts and wastes my time.

Not looking for any answers at this time. Just venting.

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DaveMasonDotMe, to privacy
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NEW POST:
✍ Quitting Google

🔎 I've booted another big tech company from my personal life. They're no longer worthy of me.

👤 Dave Mason




https://www.davemason.me/2023/11/05/quitting-google

DaveMasonDotMe, to IT
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"Urgent" tickets get the least priority from me.

DaveMasonDotMe, to twitter
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It's way too late in the game to feel sanctimonious for quitting Twitter. That ship has sailed.

What the hell took you so long?


DaveMasonDotMe, to ai
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Congrats, capitalism. You've successfully turned into snake oil.

DaveMasonDotMe, to random
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Headline: Study finds average new ICE car pollutes more than one from 2013

Me: We coulda' had station wagons and taco trucks on every corner. Instead, we got SUVs and all the other icky stuff.

https://www.autoblog.com/2023/10/21/study-finds-average-new-ice-car-pollutes-more-than-one-from-2013/

DaveMasonDotMe, to windows
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Is your energy drink Windows, Linux, or MacOS?

Mine is Windows. You can tell by the ads. 🙄


DaveMasonDotMe, to photography
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My first attempt at solar eclipse photography.

I'd say this is the best of the lot. A cloud passed by, which 'dimmed' the sunlight enough to allow some extra visual effects (the clouds, a smidge of color).


DaveMasonDotMe,
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The shot at the top of this thread was one of the last I took during the session.
Here's what happened leading up to that...

DaveMasonDotMe,
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Camera/Lens Settings

I felt certain there'd still be an overabundance of light, eclipse or no. My thought process was high shutter speed, low ISO, and narrow aperture. Even with all of those settings at the extreme, I felt it wouldn't be enough to prevent overexposure. I'd need some help from neutral density filters.

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