Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

I like when people tell me they unfollowed me as if I’m a subscription service that's somehow losing money as a result.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

I’m sorry to hear that you didn't like your free trial of Alice McFlurry. Act now and we will be happy to extend your free trial of Alice McFlurry.

mattblaze,
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@Alice I lose money on every follower but I make it up in volume.

Alice,
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@mattblaze 😂

tayfonay,
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@Alice I’m keeping my 10 CDs for $1

Dennis,
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@Alice just released their price grid for membership. $9.99 per month for gold member services, $6.99 per month for silver member services, $3.99 per month for bronze member services, free if you copy and paste this message before Midnight tonight. When you sign on tomorrow morning you will be prompted for payment info.

It is official it was even on the news. @Alice will start charging due to the new profile changes. If you copy this on your wall your icon will turn blue and @Alice will be free for you. Please pass this message on if not your account will be deleted if you do not pay.

Alice,
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@Dennis Doing Gob's work over here.

ultraconformist,
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Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

Perhaps if you start paying me I might actually be affected by your unfollow.

CoachMark,
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@Alice I don't even think I know how to check such a thing. How do you do it?

raphaelmorgan,
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@CoachMark @Alice I think the implication was those people who reply to her posts to explicitly inform her that they have unfollowed. She doesn't have to check bc they @ her about it

Alice,
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@raphaelmorgan @CoachMark Exactly this. Aside from that, I don’t actually notice when people unfollow me; however, given my wild fluctuations between "wholesome" stories and boner jokes, I have to imagine it happens quite frequently.

Waitnwallflower,
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@Alice 😂

glasspusher,
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@Alice this is approaching kink territory

tantramar,
@tantramar@nojack.easydns.ca avatar

@Alice someone announced they were blocking me yesterday.

Jeremy Clarkson saying “Oh, no! Anyway…”

courtcan,
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@tantramar @Alice Recently this guy & I got into what I'll loosely define as "conversation" on here. We weren't even following each other. After about 6 exchanges (3ish from each of us), he huffily told me he was blocking me because he considered me to be a nihilist, and also because I defined the words "atheist" and "theist" differently from how he defined them.

Gif of little blond girl looking perplexed and slightly skeptical

Alice,
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@courtcan @tantramar Now you're never going to know what you were never missing!

tantramar,
@tantramar@nojack.easydns.ca avatar

@courtcan @Alice I’ve decided I’m going to block people who mispronounce “GIF”.

itty53,
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@tantramar @courtcan @Alice

Like it does in an Italian last name you're afraid to mispronounce, the G is silent.

tantramar,
@tantramar@nojack.easydns.ca avatar

@itty53 @courtcan @Alice I was married to an Italian-Canadian — I fear nothing! 🙃

buffyleigh,
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@Alice What if I told you I started another account and made sure I followed you from that one too?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@buffyleigh 😂💗🙌

alexpsmith,

@Alice People unfollow me all the time, and I can never figure out who's absent.

tantramar,
@tantramar@nojack.easydns.ca avatar

@alexpsmith @Alice we should all encourage people who aren’t into our particular flavour of bullshit to unfollow. who needs to hear from those who disapprove?

suetanvil,
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@Alice

Huh? Then where's that monthly credit card charge coming from?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@suetanvil That's probably my OnlyFans, which is separate from this.

piratero,

@Alice I miss the old picture. Ima unsubscribe!

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@piratero You can have an entire 5-minute video of the old photo.

https://youtu.be/P8WMLTyGNbY

piratero,

@Alice ooooohhh!

I will worship this always and forever! Wearing that warm hat to avoid brain freeze, scrunching up that pretty nose to focus on the screen, drinking first from one flavor and then alternating with the other! Such fun! Having both cups but just being a single girl! What fun! Then, oooh sssooo decadently having both, mixing their essence so lovingly in that pretty, rosey mouth and how suddenly tragic for first one cup and then the other to drain, to lead to…

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@piratero 😂💗🤣

piratero,

@Alice …slurping as you empty their final vestiges of flavor into that pretty mouth, leaving their spent husks for the trash.

It’s an entire life playing out, of discovery, joy, happiness, tragedy and, finally loss.

I will talk to art galleries the world over about exhibiting this glorious video! I won’t rest until civilization fully appreciates your glory!

Thank you! Oooohhh, thank you! Glory to the McFlurry! Glory! Glory!

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@piratero 😂 Dyyyying.

mrcompletely,
@mrcompletely@heads.social avatar

@Alice but how will you live without the occasional bit of attention from JoeBob7394284?

lisamelton,
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@Alice This. 💯 Seriously, it's entertaining. 😂

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@lisamelton 😂 I can't imagine why anyone would ever unfollow you, but I'd love to see your face if/when it happens and they ANNOUNCE it.

lisamelton,
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@Alice Oh, I'm definitely laughing! Hell, I think I actually boosted one of those silly-ass announcements. 😂

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@lisamelton 😂🙌🏆

qurlyjoe,
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@Alice
I don’t think I’ve ever been told by someone they were unfollowing me. Not sure what that means.

pattykimura,
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@Alice "Monthly subscription fees are due in full upon termination of follow."

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
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@Alice

Well now I'm going to follow you even harder so you don't lose out on volume.

🙂

I dunno. I've muted some people and blocked a few others. Not gonna do a big production about it.

coffeepine,
@coffeepine@beige.party avatar

@Alice There used to be more salsa. Unfollowed. :ablobcatbongoangry:

farah,
@farah@beige.party avatar

@Alice I find this phenomenon absolutely baffling. People be like “ I unfollowed you because XYZ “. What am I supposed to do with that information??

shalien,
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@farah @Alice Recycle it in the appropriate bin

FlockOfCats,
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@Alice

What are best reasons people have given when they inform you of the unfollows?

Alice,
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@FlockOfCats Ohhh, probably about boners in one way or another, but I don’t have the time or patience to read their comments so I’m not 100% sure.

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