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JoeBeam

@JoeBeam@mastodon.social

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Lighting technician for film and television.
Losing all hope for humanity on a daily basis.
I've seen things.

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Mrfunkedude, to random
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It's Thursday.

Told you it would happen.

JoeBeam,
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@Mrfunkedude
Regularly scheduled.

RickiTarr, to random
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You know the word queue is French, because they literally could have just spelled it "q", but there's four silent nonsense vowels at the end of it instead.

JoeBeam,
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@RickiTarr @Liliki
Thought, though, through, trough.
Faculty in the facility.

JoeBeam,
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@RickiTarr @Liliki
Mary, merry, marry.

JoeBeam,
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@RickiTarr @Liliki
Where, wear, ware?

ai6yr, to random

LOL we humans are surrendering so easily to the superintelligent AI

JoeBeam,
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@ai6yr
Clippy is watching!
Clippy sees all!

ai6yr, to ai

Engadget: The OpenAI team tasked with protecting humanity is no more https://www.engadget.com/the-openai-team-tasked-with-protecting-humanity-is-no-more-183433377.html

JoeBeam,
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@ai6yr
Let’s just keep shoveling money to these guys.
For what exactly, so a bunch of tech bros can make huge profits for shitty products that don’t help anyone?

lexfri, to random
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I’m leading a three hour workshop for a client in person. The company is very casual.

My instinct is to wear a suit, but they’re so casual, I worry it could come off weird.

I could do business casual.

I don’t know. Opinions welcome.

JoeBeam,
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@danielpunkass @lexfri
I’m with Daniel on this.

campuscodi, to random
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Twitter is full of idiots blaming the Fico assassination attempt on everything under the sun. From the WHO to Soros.

That site keeps digging its own grave of irrelevance

JoeBeam,
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@campuscodi
Yet there are people still clinging to it for whatever reason, ensuring that X will continue to circle the drain for quite awhile and prolonging its importance to the chief racist shit poster and his bootlicking toady’s.

DemocracySpot, to WX
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🌩️ House-rattling thunder and rain.

✂️ 0:13

JoeBeam,
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@DemocracySpot
I haven’t been able to experience a storm like that in a long time.

JoeBeam,
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@DemocracySpot
Yes, Southern California doesn’t get much in the way of thunderstorms. There’s good ones in the Sierras though.
I think the San Fernando Valley has one of the lowest incidences of lightning in the country.

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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Anyone else hate the feeling of putting socks on when your feet are still drying from the shower? Like, they aren't wet, but they aren't exactly dry either?

JoeBeam,
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@Mrfunkedude
I don’t dress in the bathroom, so I don’t have that issue.
Goes for the whole family.

JoeBeam,
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@Mrfunkedude
Oops, there I go assuming again.

GrimmReality, (edited ) to random
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The dumbfuck bros in Maple Bluff are probably super-pissed at this place all of a sudden because they don't get concepts.

JoeBeam,
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@GrimmReality
What do they mean by Bear?

ai6yr, to random

Random media commentary: It doesn't count as an "exodus" when the people no longer counted as population are STILL IN CALIFORNIA (just interred). COVID-19 deaths, folks. https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-05-14/california-exodus-left-a-gaping-population-hole

JoeBeam,
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@ai6yr
Please leave. I would appreciate less traffic and more parking.
Thank you

California is overpopulated.
I’m don’t know why a fewer people in California is a bad thing. I would welcome it.

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

JoeBeam,
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@RickiTarr
Fishbone

https://youtu.be/KK640dPPhXE?si=-MFgNaF5KJOEPREN

JoeBeam,
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@RickiTarr

https://youtu.be/0wBqWb43y6I?si=pSmQCO7GVRJULqCD

skinnylatte, to food
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My favorite LA story is how my next door neighbor in SF, an old lady who left Saigon decades ago, begged me to help her locate her favorite Saigon Chinese sausage shop. It was somewhere in LA. With no clues other than where it had been in Saigon and ONE word, I found it! (With the help of many Vietnamese Chinese people in LA)

It was in Rosemead, and her eyes lit up when I brought some back to her. ‘Nothing else like it,’ she said.

JoeBeam,
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@skinnylatte
I’ll do my best to get there
https://maps.apple.com/?address=9000%20Garvey%20Ave,%20Suite%20A,%20Rosemead,%20CA%2091770,%20United%20States&auid=13360257768388260023&ll=34.062424,-118.072953&lsp=9902&q=Quang%20Tran&t=m

skinnylatte, to random
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I’m angry that I don’t get the same quality of restaurants and food trucks. I’m angry I don’t live in LA (yes cars.. but the food is exceptional)

JoeBeam,
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@skinnylatte
I feel very fortunate to live in LA at the same time I want move out it.
If I do move, I will certainly miss the food.
People have no idea how much of a foodie city LA is. Even those that live here.
I would be interested what your favorite places were here.

flexghost, to random
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Matt Gaetz flipped.

If that’s not the case then this is too depressing to think about.

JoeBeam,
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@flexghost
Link?

RecDiffs, to random
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234: The Bulgarian Punching Channel https://relay.fm/rd/234

JoeBeam,
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@hotdogsladies
I have an appreciation for this sign.

daringfireball, to random
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Apple Apologizes for ‘Crush’ Ad: ‘We Missed the Mark With This Video, and We’re Sorry’
https://daringfireball.net/linked/2024/05/09/apple-crush-apology

JoeBeam,
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@daringfireball
It’s just an ad.

dangillmor, to random
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Not the Onion (though if it was on that site we'd all have a good laugh at the fine satire).

Sadly, but predictably, it's in the New York Times.

"Stormy Daniels as We Had Never Seen Her

During her time on the stand in former President Donald J. Trump’s criminal trial, the adult entertainer dressed for history — and a jury."

h/t @jeffjarvis

JoeBeam,
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@dangillmor @jeffjarvis
Is anyone surprised that I don’t subscribe to The NY Times?

Skepticat, to random
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What?!?
Which one do you see?
Anybody else see Scooby-Doo?

JoeBeam,
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@Skepticat
You’re all stoners.

jeffjarvis, to random
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So many people are playing lawyers on TV.

JoeBeam,
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@jeffjarvis
I’m playing one on my couch.

JoeBeam,
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@jeffjarvis I like how CNN has republican operatives on as if what they are saying is objective.

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