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Kierkegaanks

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Class before ass. I don’t know what that actually means.

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the_etrain, to random
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Game show idea: Naked Staring Contest

Kierkegaanks,
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@the_etrain naked olympics where you kill the audience if they look at the opposite se… ah dang the greeks already did that

Kierkegaanks, to random
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You don’t even get lunch in flesh prison

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Meanwhile back in 2010

Homeopaths sold teething pills for babies with inadequately diluted belladonna in it. It was quite shocking because the insufficient dilution means the medicine became inactive according to homeopathic science.

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'ALL BETTER NOT MAKE FUN OF MY JONAS BROTHER'S POPCORN

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr is there a glutenized meat version?

mondoweiss, to Palestine
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Columbia’s “Task Force on Anti-Semitism” has announced a goal of making “ambitious changes” to the university. Faculty and students critical of Israel and Zionism appear to be the first target.

https://mondoweiss.net/2024/05/the-blurred-lines-of-columbias-task-force-on-anti-semitism/


@palestine @israel

Kierkegaanks,
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@mondoweiss @palestine @israel giving genocidals lebensraum

RickiTarr, to random
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When the conversation hits too hard:

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr truth bombs

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Is it just my bias or has Trump gotten noticably more pathetic and desperate with every appearance since around the time the current trial started?

carnage4life, to random
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This headline made me wonder how many online services actually support the ability to bequeath your account to others in your will? It can’t be a lot.

Are there any?

Kierkegaanks,
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@carnage4life and how does valve know if i die?

Alice, to random
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My account was hacked by a seven-year-old so I apologize for any offensive jokes that were posted during that 24-hour period of time.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice did you fight your 7 year old self?

RickiTarr, to random
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How much alone time vs socializing do you need?

For me there are a few people who are usually equalizing, and I can just be around them, so I won't count that. But generally, I find about 3 times a week, I'm game for socializing. A day in between to rest is usually nice, but the larger the gathering or if we go somewhere particularly noisy or I'm meeting new people that involves more effort, and my social battery empties sooner. I'm very curious where everyone else falls on this!

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr i can’t put a number on it but i def need more alone time than most people

RickiTarr, to random
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At some point, my purse became a walking pharmacy. Stomach upset, got a headache? I have you covered. Need bug spray or sunscreen, what about some lotion or hand sanitizer? I've got a snack, and something to freshen your breath.

When I had surgery a few years ago, I had a weight limit of 10 pounds for 3 months! Hubs said he needed to weigh my purse to make sure I could safely carry it. I thought he was joking, turns out it weighed 17 pounds!

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr but no kitchen sink!

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr looking forward to reach 17lbs of prescription meds alone

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Isn’t it cute that when David Harbour met his wife Lily Allen on a dating app, she hadn’t seen stranger things and had no idea who he was or that he was in costume in his profile pic

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Is a parable about the superrich and what being that wealthy does with your head?

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr oh yes definitely. Wag the dog energy drink to buy against terrorist toddlers

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr sign up for the seven seminar on getting rich hosted by the deep

Kierkegaanks, to random
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The atmosphere seems to have been out on a strenuous run and is now aftersweating on us flailing humans

Alice, to random
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This shrimp cocktail is the worst. It's virtually impossible to drink with a straw.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice plot twist - your nickname was always shrimp and you thought it was a cocktail dedicated to you?

Alice, (edited ) to random
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My least favorite thing about gay men is how they're not attracted to me.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice bloodhound gang did not only start a feud with putin…

Alice, to random
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I think it's important for reply-guys to know who they're arguing with.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice For that there’s X

Alice, to random
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I wish I could have been in the conference room when someone proposed putting a backpack on a shoe and it somehow got approved.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice
-We should do sportswear for women with pockets!

-Do you have any idea how expensive it would be to start making clothes from scratch?

-Hm. How about this…

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice shoes with bags, but it’s louis vuitton

Alice, to random
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My stripper name is Möbius.

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice bendy!

Kierkegaanks,
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@amiserabilist @Alice did you just join the beige party (which isn’t a cult)?

Kierkegaanks,
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@Alice @amiserabilist just checking because identity theft is not a joke jim!

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