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MyWoolyMastadon

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I'm just a guy trying to get a rug that pulls the whole room together. :: We're all trapped on this crazy world together and sometimes you have to laugh at the people acting like crabs in a bucket.

Bio Pic Alt Txt: A shamelessly stolen piece of graphic art showing The Dude from the movie The Big Lebowski. He's got his long hair and beard which makes him look religious and he has a saintly halo around him. He's sporting his signature sweater and v-neck shirt and is wearing sunglasses.

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If you didn't vaccinate your kid and they get measles with complications, please know it's all YOUR FAULT. You are a BAD PARENT.

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@justafrog @StillIRise1963

In the 1970s in the USA your kid could not go to public school without proof of being vaccinated. Heck, they even vaccinated kids in the elementary lunch room at a whole grade level when it was time for boosters.

Parents at that time grew up knowing the horror of diseases like polio, measles, whooping cough, etc.

We live in a world now where the most misinformed have an amplified voice, and that voice has caused calamity.

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A small town in Chile witnesses the growth of discarded clothing appear in the desert nearby. Fast fashion is a horrible drain to the world's ecosystem. In time the mound of mostly man made fibers caught fire. An interesting story can be found here: https://grist.org/international/burn-after-wearing-fashion-waste-chile/

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Nocturnal Foot Pain
(a sword made out of Legos)

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Hot Bacon Grease Volleyball

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Scobby Snacks are not good for you. I think the trace heavy metals in them are making you see apparitions.

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The Old Man and The Child Behind Him Kicking His Seat

-- Earnest Hemingway

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The Little Drummer Boy was welcomed to the manger to see the Christ child.

The vuvuzela player, well not so much

https://youtu.be/UpPhzl494xA?feature=shared

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We Built This City on Haddock Nantucket Style

-Starship

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When The Excommunicated Go Strolling In

-Louis Armstrong

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John Mastodon only looses at playing the driedel game on purpose to the youngest child in the house.

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Sell the last of the Amway laundry soap in the garage and finally be able to get in on the ground floor of Herbalife.

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Learn to play Hot Cross Buns on a vevuzuela.

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Oh the noises your butt will make come morning.

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At time of purchase make sure that the bagger puts product into its own bag. Product does not play well with others.

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Nuerorypical Midwife

-Talking Heads

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Just tried to refute a photo and claim about wind turbines being a horrible source for bird (especially bald eagle) deaths. After my first response was about other things killing more than the wind turbines do, Facebook wouldn't let me post more. Don't know if the person I was chatting with did it or a FB algorithm didn't like my political speech. I was calm and posted a link to a .edu article to support my argument.

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