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spytfyre, to instagramreality
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From now until the , I'm playing the Benny Hill theme tune at full volume and adopting a Kenneth Williams "oooh matron" voice, because it's now the only way to keep a grip on

This video for the latest fishing hook () helps too

https://youtu.be/u7T-SHu5wi8?si=-bFVY-h1s3HlHbw1

NormanDunbar,
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@PaulNickson @TCMuffin @spytfyre @Man How strange! In the 1980s, 1982 I think, I took a YTS evaluation as a commercial air diver at Fort Bovisand dive school to see if I was suitable for the full course. Of 20 people on the evaluation, including currently working divers, I was the only one to pass! However, the medical exam failed me because I have hay fever!

Hay fever? Under 50m of water? What the actual f2k? 😳

I questioned their decision and was still failed on medical grounds.

NormanDunbar,
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@Thebratdragon
Fly in at high speed, start a climb and release the bomb, it flies up and over and hits the target, meanwhile, the Buc drops back down again under the radar.

Disclaimer: I'm not a Buccaneer pilot nor do I play one on TV.

@PaulNickson @TCMuffin @spytfyre @Man

ferricoxide, to random

Pretty much me, any more, just add in clothes for EDM shows/festivals.

NormanDunbar, (edited )
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@ferricoxide It's not the clothes, it's the woman/man inside that counts.

I'd turn up in Jeans and T shirt too. 👍

Free_Press, to news
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The moment of the airstrike from inside the Kharkivʼs hypermarket

video/mp4

NormanDunbar,
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@peterbrown @Free_Press To put it mildly, Putin doesn't give a fuck. And he gets off with it.

He's breaking every rule, and Ukraine are prevented from bombing the crap out of targets in Russia.

WTF?

EZLorenzImagery, to washington
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NormanDunbar,
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@EZLorenzImagery I love those owls. Sadly, we don't have them in the UK

NormanDunbar,
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@EZLorenzImagery We do have them in zoos and the like. I saw a couple in Canada when I was there a year ago, or maybe Alaska, one of the two! Beautiful birds.

NormanDunbar, to random
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Good morning fellow Mastos and hello Sunday. A day of rest? Not for me. We are seeing Saint David this morning and walking Wesley. Then, later, I'm going under the bath! As our house has been sold, it is now rebelling against us. The bath is leaking! Also the new boiler but that the plumber's problem!

I have to work in the space beneath the bath in image 1, while attempting to fix a leak from the plug at the far end of image 2. I may be gone some time!

Have a great day, with lots of fun.

NormanDunbar,
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So, progress. I filled the bath this AM and noted where exactly the leak was coming from. Drip. Drip. Drip. No longer a flood as before but repair attempt 1 had obviously not been a success.

This PM, I managed to strip it all out and redo it with another new O ring. A quick test and it's looking good. Well know for sure after bath time tonight.

Fingers crossed, like my eyes!

StephanieMoore, to random
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Space trash falling back to earth is not progress.

Stealing a woman’s voice is not progress.

Taking data and information from people without their consent is not progress.

Consuming vast amounts of water as we teeter on climate disaster is not progress.

Consolidating wealth to a few who are the ones dumping space trash, stealing women’s voices, taking data without consent and depleting precious water resources is not progress.

Government that protects those wealthy few is #NotProgress.

NormanDunbar,
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@sashin @StephanieMoore If you follow @sundogplanets there's a current thread on space junk (SpaceX) falling.

HTH

Melissabeartrix, to random
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My good copper base saucepan doesn't work on the induction cooktop

Hugz & xXx

NormanDunbar,
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@PetraPanda @Melissabeartrix @MorpheusB Le Cruset are indeed expensive but good pans. As they are cast iron, they will work on induction hobs, but....

The heat should be turned up gradually to get to the required temperature as there is a chance of cast iron pans cracking.

NormanDunbar, to random
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Right, the dog needs playing with! Time to get his balls out!

NormanDunbar,
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@gnate Who? Who?
😉

kbsez, to reddit
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#REDDIT REPLACEMENT

I asked this a while ago but I wanted to ask again since I'm on a new server :

Long time Reddit user but I'm tired of their bullish!t and want to move on like I moved on from the bird site... or now I guess it's the swastica site.

What is everyone using to replace Reddit in their lives?

#Fediverse

NormanDunbar,
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@kbsez I can't help, I'm afraid,.I could never get to grips with Reddit.sorry.

Good luck finding something though.

NormanDunbar, to random
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What Australian monotreme do you have if you find a mangy old alley cat, in your garden, eating a mallard? A duck filled tatty puss.

NormanDunbar,
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@Dtl Help yourself. The more exposure it gets, the better! 😉

NormanDunbar,
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What do you have if:

A platypus walks into a bar and orders a pint of finest cider. The bar is owned by a mallard duck. The platypus finishes his drink, and asks how much he owed.

A duck billed platypus.

NormanDunbar,
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What sport do you play with a wombat?
Wom.

gadgetoid, to random
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spot the deliberate mistake 😆

(May or may not be a test to see if you find anything I've missed, hahaha)

NormanDunbar,
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@gadgetoid @sad_electronics I tried! But I'm on my phone and I can't blow the image up far enough to read it properly!

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