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SNerd

@SNerd@lor.sh

Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy ti fix it) My hobbies are saying stupid stuff. I can’t think of any other hobbies. Proud to say I was on Twitter for about 2 weeks, 1 tweet, and Musk didn’t like it because I pointed out he inadvertently criticized Rupert Murdock, so he had my only tweet taken down.

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RickiTarr, to random
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This chart is really interesting to me, because it's something I've been thinking about lately. People of all ages have different kinds of intelligence, and perspectives to offer no matter the age.

SNerd,
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@RickiTarr
I forgot what this toot was about

ianRobinson, to music
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Have a listen to this. The music is played by the two musicians in Turbulent Confusion.

The vocalist, Sonia, is AI generated. I had to look it up to see as I suspected given no women vocalist was listed in any song credits.

Songwhip: https://songwhip.com/turbulentconfusion/the-pain-of-loss

More details: https://turbulentconfusion.com/about

SNerd,
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@ianRobinson
I wonder who AI stole that voice from

golgaloth, to random
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Chicken, meet roost.

SNerd,
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@golgaloth
You can’t just throw money at problems, some politicians love to say. 🤷

SNerd,
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@mozz
The Republican election fixing conspiracy theorist was right!

Rasta, to Apocalypse
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    SNerd,
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    @Rasta
    Thats an abomination! Ive never seen anything like it

    SNerd, to random
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    Why can’t use the political party he owns as collateral?

    flexghost, to random
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    Thoughts and prayers

    🇺🇸

    SNerd,
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    @flexghost
    Wow, the RNC must really be short on cash

    SNerd, to HashtagGames
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    Earthworms on a plane


    SNerd, to random
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    He’d love to lead the bloodbath but his bone spurs are acting up

    RickiTarr, to random
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    I learned two things today:

    1. Vegetable is a culinary term, and doesn't exist botanically.

    2. Some people say Vegetables are poison for humans, despite an avalanche of evidence to the contrary.

    SNerd,
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    @RickiTarr
    The “vegetables are poison” story was invented by Big Meat

    emmreef, to random
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    Nobody's going to believe him if he says the Sandy Hook thing is a lie.

    SNerd,
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    @emmreef
    No mention of misleading his teammates and staff 🤔

    emmreef, to nfl
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    If the Jets try to trade Rodgers...is there any other team other than maybe the Carolina Panthers that would take him?

    @nfl

    SNerd,
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    @emmreef @nfl
    I’d think maybe Washington since he’s going in DC anyway 😂

    Skepticat, to random
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    We've never banned Trump from running for president, but...

    LET'S BAN TIK TOK.

    Sure. Why not?

    SNerd,
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    @Skepticat
    Also this
    https://lor.sh/@SNerd/112088717676023903

    SNerd,
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    @Skepticat
    Did you notice it's every election year (2020, 2022, 2024)🤔

    Binder, (edited ) to random
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    They’re Moving Fast because the Things which they’re Breaking are called laws.

    SNerd,
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    @Binder
    🥇post of the day right there

    SNerd, to TikTok
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    is the real threat to national security, not the dark money in

    SNerd, to random
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    Reposted for the Oscars

    SNerd, to random
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    BREAKING - Monster Energy Drink signs Joe as new spokesperson

    rodhilton, to random
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    I just love that the GOP Response to the SOTU just had to clear the bar of "act like a normal person" and they couldn't find a single person in the party who could do it.

    SNerd,
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    @SteveThompson @Ralph058 @FrankFrank @rodhilton
    This only proves that he’ll say whatever he thinks people want to hear, not that he wanted to speak the truth

    MissingThePt, to random
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    As we prepare for Daylight Savings Time, I wonder what world will await us upon awakening tomorrow after having been catapulted forward in time.

    Will there be flying cars? I bet there will be flying cars.

    SNerd,
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    @MissingThePt
    OK, I’m not going to turn my clock ahead, and when the market opens on Monday you send me a list of the biggest gainers, I’ll buy those stocks and we’ll split the profits 👍

    RickiTarr, to random
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    My guess as to why there are so many mentally ill people in Gotham:

    The Joker and Harley Quinn fall into a giant open vat of chemicals in a factory that make them "crazy". So, I'm assuming working by the fumes of said open vat of chemicals for a long period of time would have a similar effect. All of Gotham problems have to do with poverty and infrastructure as usual.

    SNerd,
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    @RickiTarr
    This is what happens when we allow corporations to regulate themselves!

    SNerd, to Humor
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    BREAKING - Boeing blames failures on using faulty alien technology from crashed UFOs

    flexghost, to random
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    Michael Whatley and Lara Trump are the new leaders of the RNC

    Checking the finances now…

    SNerd,
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    @flexghost
    They’re “draining the swamp” directly into the RNC 👍 🍿

    SNerd, to memes
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    The State of the Union Address summed up

    LeftistLawyer, to random
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    All I need to know about SOTU.

    Democrat Billionaires Media Moguls: Good

    Republican Billionaire Media Moguls: Bad.

    Me: Subpoena the pharmacists records.

    *Look, I'm an equal opportunity observer. They're both on amphetamines.

    SNerd,
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    @LeftistLawyer
    Joe had 2 Monster Energy Drinks before

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