crocs enthusiast, girl mom, cat lady #ADHD #TeamOrca
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Stoned_Deva_, 10 months ago to random “It’s cool, must not have been that important anyway” I whisper, leaving the room without whatever I went in there to get.
“It’s cool, must not have been that important anyway” I whisper, leaving the room without whatever I went in there to get.
Stoned_Deva_, 11 months ago to random Do people who respond "I can't complain" realize they absolutely CAN?
Do people who respond "I can't complain" realize they absolutely CAN?
Stoned_Deva_, 10 months ago to random I actually have a date tonight. Y'all want me to live toot it?
I actually have a date tonight. Y'all want me to live toot it?
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Please sir, my fucks. They've flown away.
Please sir, my fucks. They've flown away.
Stoned_Deva_, 10 months ago to random RIP Sinéad O'Connor 💔 https://songwhip.com/sinead-oconnor/secret-love
RIP Sinéad O'Connor 💔
https://songwhip.com/sinead-oconnor/secret-love
Stoned_Deva_, 7 months ago to random I'd like to give my peace of mind a piece of my mind.
I'd like to give my peace of mind a piece of my mind.
Stoned_Deva_, 7 months ago to random Welcome to your 40s, you freakin' love being asked for ID.
Welcome to your 40s, you freakin' love being asked for ID.
Stoned_Deva_, 10 months ago to random Do it for the graham [*crackers]
Do it for the graham [*crackers]
Stoned_Deva_, 10 months ago to random Arriving at the hotel, my kid immediately goes to the bedside table and opens the bible. Apparently, good Christians are known to leave money for others in need. Umm, I have questions.
Arriving at the hotel, my kid immediately goes to the bedside table and opens the bible. Apparently, good Christians are known to leave money for others in need.
Umm, I have questions.
Stoned_Deva_, 7 months ago to random How many licks does it take to get to the center of your prayer circle?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of your prayer circle?
Stoned_Deva_, 7 months ago to random Adding "Under New Management" to my Tinder profile
Adding "Under New Management" to my Tinder profile
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Surround yourself with people who call you out on your bullshit but then feel bad and buy you stuff.
Surround yourself with people who call you out on your bullshit but then feel bad and buy you stuff.
Stoned_Deva_, 7 months ago to random I have no idea what is going on with Bladerunner, but can everyone please shut up about it? K, thanks
I have no idea what is going on with Bladerunner, but can everyone please shut up about it? K, thanks
Stoned_Deva_, 10 months ago to random I realize many only follow me for my boosts, which is fine. The problem is I got follow-back happy, and my feed was a mess. 😬 I'm still in the process of cleaning house and encourage everyone to do the same. Your experience here is what you make of it.
I realize many only follow me for my boosts, which is fine. The problem is I got follow-back happy, and my feed was a mess. 😬
I'm still in the process of cleaning house and encourage everyone to do the same. Your experience here is what you make of it.
Stoned_Deva_, 8 months ago to random PSA: Be sure to back that ass up whenever possible. Never know when your system might crash
PSA: Be sure to back that ass up whenever possible. Never know when your system might crash
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Life hack: Become one with your mediocrity
Life hack: Become one with your mediocrity
Stoned_Deva_, 10 months ago to random Disclaimer: I'm not a stalker in real life. I just play one on the internet.
Disclaimer: I'm not a stalker in real life. I just play one on the internet.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Live your life like nobody's watching and dance like you don't need the money.
Live your life like nobody's watching and dance like you don't need the money.
Stoned_Deva_, 10 months ago to random Long-term, low commitment, casual girlfriend material signing on
Long-term, low commitment, casual girlfriend material signing on
Stoned_Deva_, 11 months ago to random "Well, that makes perfect sense," I say, having no idea wtf is going on.
"Well, that makes perfect sense," I say, having no idea wtf is going on.
Stoned_Deva_, 10 months ago to random If you find my timeline to be random, off-putting, and yet feel compelled to continue scrolling, then yay! It's working.
If you find my timeline to be random, off-putting, and yet feel compelled to continue scrolling, then yay! It's working.
Stoned_Deva_, 11 months ago to random Rest assured, that driver not letting you get over in traffic is wearing their Be Kind shirt.
Rest assured, that driver not letting you get over in traffic is wearing their Be Kind shirt.
Stoned_Deva_, 10 months ago to random What kind of cookies do aliens like? Asking for a friend 👽
What kind of cookies do aliens like? Asking for a friend 👽
Stoned_Deva_, 27 days ago to random Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. Sorry I raised the bar so high for all your other kids.
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. Sorry I raised the bar so high for all your other kids.
Stoned_Deva_, 24 days ago to random My therapist said I need a hobby that gets me out of the house. So, next week's session will be at her office.
My therapist said I need a hobby that gets me out of the house. So, next week's session will be at her office.
