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gregly

@gregly@retro.pizza

Ruby dev. Previously embedded-dev. Former “gifted” child. Frustrated creator. 45. Married, heteroflexible, cis, he/him.

You have nothing to prove. Be unapologetically yourself, for one day you shall die.

#fedi22 #fish #dogs #music #gamemusic #gamedev #programming #ruby #videogames #tech #electronics #retrogaming #retrocomputing #startrek #doctorwho #scifi #adhd

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ichderfisch, to gaming
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Reading this is nuts. Google changed its algorithm and websites are on the brink of death. This is what gatekeeping is doing.

Hate to see it, as Retro Dodo is one of my favorite websites. I read their articles almost every day. I got their book and backed/preordered the upcoming two which might never be released now.

If you are into Retrogaming or are interested in modern handhelds, consider bookmarking their website and supporting them.

https://retrododo.com/google-is-killing-retro-dodo/

gregly,
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@ichderfisch @eniko We used to joke about Yahoo vs Google. “There’s no way Yahoo will be able to maintain a curated tree of Internet sites when anybody can just search for stuff on Google,” we said, and at the time we were right.

But given today’s web, now I’m wondering if some sort of curated database of links, perhaps combined with a distributed “curator trust rank” system, is the way to go.

gregly, to random
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Apple’s “support” of right-to-repair is the textbook definition of “malicious compliance”

https://www.theverge.com/2022/5/21/23079058/apple-self-service-iphone-repair-kit-hands-on

gregly, to random
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It just occurred to me that the is basically the only thing holding back the persistent bit rot that’s destroying the history of the net… so naturally enormous corporations are attempting to destroy them.

Also, one goal of the push towards ubiquitous cloud computing and the War Against General Computing is to watch every single thing we do, and destroy our ability to copy and spread whatever we feel like, instead of what the corporations decide we are “permitted” to partake in.

dangillmor, to random
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A big no to ads on Amazon Prime Video -- we're canceling prime when the annual subscription ends.

gregly,
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@lauren @dangillmor OTA plus TiVos was honestly so wonderful compared to what the streaming landscape has become.

gregly, to retrocomputing
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I enjoy because I too am over 40 years old, dirty, temperamental, and often malfunctioning

gregly, to random
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I just searched for “is it okay to have coffee when you have covid” and I’m glad to say the answer is “yes, it’s okay”, and also “yes, it actually helps”, and additionally “no, it may not be safe”, plus “we don’t really know”

I’m truly grateful we have such a wealth of knowledge at our fingertips these days

gregly, to random
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Okay, techbros. Look.

I don’t want an AI assistant. I don’t want self-driving cars. I don’t want a Mars colony. I don’t want robots that create art, or help with coding, or deliver food, or determine the most efficient way to maximize destruction when bombing civili—I mean “legitimate military targets”.

I just want a robot that CLEANS MY FUCKING BATHROOM FOR ME

gregly, to random
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OH MY GOD THE NEXT CONSOLE GENERATION IS GONNA HAVE A BUNCH OF LLM BULLSHIT IN THEM AREN’T THEY

gregly, to random
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Me at 25: “I’m gonna run Cat-5 cabling through the attics of my entire house, no problem”

Me at 45: “I’ve installed one ceiling fan and I’m gonna pass out now”

gregly, to mentalhealth
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Okay. My Mastodon feed is, on the whole, way nicer than my old Twitter feed, but the ratio of horrifying/depressing news to interesting/happy news is still way too high.

I’m looking for suggestions for generally happy/upbeat stuff and people to follow, to try and balance things out a bit. Because I want to stay informed of the lousy stuff happening in the world, but I don’t want to be utterly deluged by it.

gregly, to random
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Final Fantasy’s social network service is called Chocobo, and each post is called a Wark

gregly, to random
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We’ve come a long way from the old days of BIOS flashing, but my anxiety always shoots through the roof when the system is totally nonresponsive, with no feedback whatsoever, for minutes, as it does whatever the hell it is doing.

gregly, to random
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I haven’t posted much lately, having been playing Baldur’s Gate 3 a lot, so here’s some pics of our cartridge-based retro games. Actually playing these is a hassle requiring digging the respective console, connecting it, etc., but I finally realized that it’s okay to just display them simply because it looks neat.

The top half of our cartridge game collection: from top to bottom, they are Atari 2600, Intellivision, a single ColecoVision cart, and Atari 7800.
The bottom half of our cartridge collection. From top to bottom, they are Sega Master System, a single Sega Genesis cart (the bundled “6-Pak” one), NES, SNES, and N64. Not pictured: the gold Legend of Zelda cartridge, which I think is still downstairs in the NES. I should get it out of there.

gregly, to ADHD
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ADHD is your phone randomly switching apps every five seconds, and then one of them catches your eye and then you aren’t allowed to change apps again, set the phone down, look away from the phone, or turn the phone off for the next three hours

gregly, to random
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Signify will soon require Hue bridges to be signed into an account to use the app to control them.

There is NO reason for this other than data collection. Their excuse of “this is for your own safety” is utterly insulting.

I’ve spent a LOT on Hue devices over the past decade. I won’t spend another dime now.

PLEASE spread this around. Let everyone know Hue is no longer to be trusted, and should not be purchased.

gregly, to stackoverflow
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LLMs looting the internet will lead to a significant increase in insularity, barriers to entry, suspicion, and siloing by its users.

Expect to see an increase in invite-only forums and communities which vet everyone who applies for access to make sure they aren’t a scraper in a human suit. An increase in experts refusing to help newbies, for fear of their help being copied, mulched, and resold by massive corporations. A decrease in the “social” part of the net.

foone, to random
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it's funny that multiple jobs have been like "nah you don't have enough experience for a java developer job, we'd only hire you for doing CI/devops"

when I've got a codebase here from when I worked for the government. it's all in java. I wrote 90% of this. it's 55,000 lines.

gregly,
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@dannotdaniel @foone I believe before that you must create an EmotionFactoryFactory, and initialize it with a SadnessInterface

gregly, to random
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So I’m watching a video about horrible Switch games, and I’ve come to a conclusion:

Gatekeeping is Good Actually™️.

Okay, obviously I’m saying something outrageous to catch your attention. Gatekeeping — as in keeping people out of groups/fandoms/etc. — is awful. What I really mean is that minor barriers to entry are good, particularly for markets.

Look at the absolute flood of shit drowning every market, everywhere. You know why it’s all there? Because it is EASY. it is CHEAP and EASY.

gregly, to random
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realizes a theme running through early songs by The Police
does the math

Wait… is early output from The Police basically late-Boomer/early-GenX incel-rock? 😬

eniko, to random
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me, revisiting code i havent touched in potentially years: wow why is this call pattern so convoluted

me, reading the comments: oh okay thanks past me

gregly,
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@eniko This is exactly why I advocate for code cleanup and smart comments in our code… too often the answer to a question is “nobody knows, the person who implemented this left four years ago”

(Or “oh, ignore that code, it’s been dead for ages” after I’ve spent a day trying to get it working 🤦🏻‍♂️)

gregly, to random
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You know, what really burns me about the new Prime Video surcharge to remove ads is an absolute ton of people will invariably pay the extra fee (including myself, yes, at least until I can determine if the new Fallout series is decent), and will Amazon come to the conclusion, “Hey, turns out most people fucking hate ads?” No, they’ll come to the conclusion, “Hey, we can keep jacking up the ‘no ads’ fee, sweet!”

gregly, to random
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There are times I wish we could just start over with computers and the internet. Just reset to about 1987 or so, and try again from there. Back then computers sucked, but they sucked in a hopeful, “things are getting better all the time” sort of way — whereas now they suck in a “financialize, monetize, advertise, AI lies, software spies” sort of way.

We have more power than ever, and yet we have less power than ever. And the first warning was when “My Computer” became “This PC” in Windows.

gregly,
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We thought it was trite at the time, Win95 using “My Computer”, “My Documents”, “My Pictures”, etc. It was too cutesy, us nerds said.

But look at it now. “This PC”, “Documents”, “Photos”. No possessive pronouns anywhere. Almost as if Microsoft wants us to forget anything has ever been “ours”. When did that happen? Vista? Win7? I forget.

It’s a stupid little thing… and yet it’s troubling.

gregly, to random
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The true purpose of ContentID is to provide passive income for parasitic corporations who know it will take the average person too much time and effort (and possibly money) to dispute their millions of bogus copyright claims.

Everyone involved knows this, which is why they don’t bother to fix its overzealous claiming of stuff that is obviously fair use, or worse, that the claimants don’t own at all.

gregly,
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The old adage “never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence” no longer applies during late capitalism. You should always, always assume that large corporations are acting maliciously, or at the very least completely amorally as they attempt to maximize their profit at the expense of others, by any means necessary.

gavi, to random
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after so many years ive finally figured out how to make a granny square. i feel like a yarn wizard

gregly,
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ChinnyVision, to random
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Nintendo twonks ruining it for everyone as usual. Probably best not to emulate stuff still being sold by a very much alive commercial company you utter throbbers.

gregly,
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@ChinnyVision You’re right, but Nintendo aggressively goes after NES/SNES/N64/GB emulation too, since first they wanted to be able to resell you the same game over and over, and now they just want you to rent access to them in perpetuity. So I think this is very much the case of “everybody here is the asshole”.

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