isaactly_s

isaactly_s, 1 month ago to animals Spanish

I'm afraid we missed #caturday, but here's #Fariña making the most out of this Sunday. Head pats and scritches for all #CatsOfMastodon.

dgar, 1 month ago to random

It’s that time again!
Show me some memes!!

isaactly_s, 1 month ago to random

I had this one saved, but yours are hilarious 😂

RickiTarr, 1 month ago to random

Alright y'all, whenever I see something funny, I save it to show you all, but then I forget, so now I have a small backlog. So, here's a couple of things to give you a chuckle, and feel free to share a couple of your own if you have them!

Why would a rich famous guy marry a 34 year old woman? If you started immediately you MIGHT be able to have two kids. And she’s publicly had sex with a ton of guys. Despite her wealth she’s very low quality for any successful male. Just seems weird and almost like he’s a L= Why would a successful man want a middle aged woman who’s always on tour? Is it...could it be...because he’s gay? Underneath all that nonsense is a lovely picture of Taylor Swift mentioning that she's 34
There's two kids in the pool with their mother one is being held up by the mother and it says Horny, the other is next to them struggling to swim and it says Hungry, underneath that is a skeleton under water that says Happy
ra Tech > News Tech VIRTUAL LOVE Al girlfriend earns $30,000 a month from ‘lonely men’ and received *20 marriage proposals’ despite not being real Charlotte Edwards, Assistant Technology and Science Editor Published: 16:51 ET, Jan 18 2024 | Updated: 824 ET, Jan 19 2024 There is a picture of a blonde white fake looking woman who looks just a little too perfect

isaactly_s, 2 months ago to random

The day is going okayish. I wonder when the fuckening will strike.

dgar, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to random

Long night so far.

A call from my sister just after midnight that she’d taken mum to the hospital.

Been holding bedside vigil while sister goes home and gets some sleep. Doctors running tests and whatnot. Morphine for the pain. Machines that go “bing”.

It’s about 4:30am and mum’s snoring with a plethora of tubes and wires.

Eyes are heavy. Chair is uncomfortable. The nurses showed me where I could make a cup of coffee for myself.

isaactly_s, 2 months ago to til

TIL that TIL stands for Today I Learned.
#TIL

isaactly_s, 2 months ago to animals Spanish

Yep, it's #FlatFuckFriday again. Here's long #Fariña to remind you :catjam:
#CatsOfMastodon

isaactly_s, 2 months ago to random Spanish

🎶 Drunk as a skunk
You think you had fun
But your cat looks at you
Like you just had the flu 🎶
[Chorus]

isaactly_s, 2 months ago to HashtagGames

"Allow cookies to keep reading"

#HashtagMyGravestone
#HashItOut
#HashtagGames

isaactly_s, 3 months ago to animals Spanish

Napping the f*** out of this #Friday :welp:
#Fariña #CatsOfMastodon

isaactly_s, 3 months ago to random

My dating app is asking me to describe myself, but then they wouldn't let me upload this meme :tiredcat:

isaactly_s, 3 months ago to animals

So then I told him "What the heck are you waffling about?"
#Fariña #CatsOfMastodon

isaactly_s, 3 months ago to animals Spanish

It's #Caturday, time to reflect on all the naps and snacks ahead while warming in the morning sun ☀️
#CatsOfMastodon #Fariña

isaactly_s, 4 months ago to animals Spanish

#Fariña warms my legs and lets me rest my book on his back. Perfection 👌
#CatsOfMastodon #Bookstodon #SilentSunday

isaactly_s, 4 months ago to twice Spanish

These days I'll be cat sitting this beauty, again. We're so in love 💕
#Momo #CatsOfMastodon

Beautiful long haired orange cat lying in a fluffy basket while being petted by myself

isaactly_s, 5 months ago to random Spanish

#Lecturas del año 2023.

Enero:

• Una historia ridícula, Luis Landero
• A quiet tide, Marianne Lee

#Literatura #Bookstodon

A quiet tide, Marianne Lee

isaactly_s, 5 months ago to graffiti Spanish

#Hilo de fotos que tengo guardadas (y las que vaya haciendo) de grafitis y pintadas que he visto por el barrio y alrededores.

#Graffiti #Perreo #Barrio

dgar, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago) to random

One Two Three Four!
I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your #AltText!!