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joelvanderwerf

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Mathematician. Applying semigroup theory to distributed computing, convergent replication.

Bay Area and SF content: https://sfba.social/@joelvanderwerf

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jsrailton, to Youtube
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Where can I find current advanced university lectures / lecture series on arbitrary scientific and technical topics?

I'm finding these are really hard to surface on .

joelvanderwerf,
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@jsrailton MIT, for one.

https://ocw.mit.edu

futurebird, to random
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"It's not just a bug, it's a creature."

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The three levels of software versioning, x.y.z, are Major Creature, Minor Creature, and Bug.

MissingThePt, to random
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Microsoft’s rollout of the Copilot+ feature screenshotting your virtual activity has been met with dismay, but it’s still more popular than the company’s original Copilot, a guy standing behind you and taking pictures of your screen with his phone, silent except for his heavy breathing.

joelvanderwerf,
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@MissingThePt

He asks things from time to time, like if you've ever been in a Turkish prison.

joelvanderwerf, to random
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The fundamental unit of humor, the smallest part of a joke, is known as a 'joxel'.

joelvanderwerf, to random
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had to take my PC back to the store because of a recall on windows

joelvanderwerf, to random
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MORIARTY & MORIARTY

TheConversationUS, (edited ) to news
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A march by Edward Elgar is the traditional soundtrack for American college commencements and high school graduations. It’s a stirring bit of music, but perhaps an odd choice, given its roots as a celebration of the British king.

Here’s a brief history of how it happened:
https://theconversation.com/how-a-british-military-march-became-the-distinctive-sound-of-american-graduations-230060
@academicchatter 🎓🎉

joelvanderwerf,
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@TheConversationUS @academicchatter

*Edward Elgar

heidilifeldman, to random
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The Thomases and the Alitos have pretty icy marriages it seems, what with both Clarence and Sam having so little interaction with their respective spouses over those spouses’ fervent political actions. 🙄🫤

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how can the dominionists tolerate this laxity

futurebird, to random
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The disturbing thing about ant technology is it's all ants.

The fridge? It's an ant.
Your tank? It's an ant.
Your boat? It's you, and other ants.
Your house? The walls are ants.
Your weed control for your garden? Tiny ants?
Your glue gun? It's an ant (a baby ant!)

So advanced high tech ants would have ant guns, and ant spaceships. Advanced ants would have ant computers for ants, made of ants. Advanced ants would have ants for storing data.

And ant bombs.

Wait! Those already exist!

joelvanderwerf,
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@futurebird The cloud is somebody else's ant.

joelvanderwerf, to climate
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"A hidden force supercharged this Alabama flood -- and threatens the Anerican South"

Spoiler: the "hidden force" is climate change and the resulting sea-level rise.

It's sad that the WaPo needs to use click-bait headlines to get people to read about the greatest crisis humanity has ever faced. I hope it works.

https://wapo.st/44iCuEi

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Regular readers of the WaPo can be forgiven for expecting that the "hdden force" might turn out to be Taylor Swift fans, or a new technique for loading your dishwasher.

hyc, to random
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Most sci-fi stories involving time travel involve a mechanism that's incredibly rare and/or difficult to operate.

What if complete plans for a working time machine, including its power source, were published anonymously on the web, in a decentralized fashion? (Impossible to identify who published it, or from where, and thus making it impossible to go back and prevent the publication.) What if anybody could build their own, using commonly available parts and tools?

joelvanderwerf,
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@hyc Maybe like Jaunting in Bester's The Stars My Destination, something which can be learned by anyone even without special equipment.

joelvanderwerf, to mastodon
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Huh. Is there no way to copy ALT text from a post?

joelvanderwerf, to random
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Wanna know how you get a doom loop? Let cities like Grants Pass make it illegal to be homeless, so the affected people go to a city like Portland, which is probably not going to pass such a law (yet), causing the pressure there to increase, making everybody angry and miserable until Portland passes the law, and then ...

Meanwhile, Tucker Carlson is saying "look how much worse the libberul cities are now".


futurebird, to random
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I was talking to my husband today about antkeeping and in the course of explaining a complex colony rehoming (see the "innocent" twins I posted that colony is nearly 2k strong and CRAZY) I happened to say "anytime you open a port to a space that contains ants, ants come out of it."

He found this VERY funny for some reason and is now calling it "The Ironclad Law of Antkeeping: anytime you open something full of ants, ants come out."

I mean... he has a point. I guess.

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@justafrog @futurebird

Ants Abhor is the town around the University of Michigants

GottaLaff, to random
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🤢Oh geez. Sorry for TMI, but Meiselas is reporting this:

Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.

joelvanderwerf,
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@GottaLaff Maybe the jurors were cold earlier because they had the ventilation system up to max?

MissingThePt, to random
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Tesla Cybertruck deliveries reportedly halted until it is determined how occupants keep escaping.

joelvanderwerf,
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@MissingThePt The all-metal pedal was the problem: nobody knew how to "put the pedal to the metal".

joelvanderwerf, to climate
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"""
“I can’t feel despair because the saltbush is here, living its life in the heat, and if the saltbush can keep going, then I can keep going.”

Or, at the very least, she can collect seeds, literally and spiritually, to prepare for the hard times that will inevitably return.
"""

https://wapo.st/49H9F5f

joelvanderwerf, to random
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I looked at a headline about "tradwives" and somehow I saw "tardiwives"....

I would really rather be reading a pulpy Sci Fi story entitled "I Married A Water-bear".

MissingThePt, to random
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Breaking: O.J. Simpson’s body to be laid to rest in a white Ford Bronco that is launched to sea and then set on fire.

joelvanderwerf,
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@MissingThePt Mouthing "It just doesn't fit" to Satan as he struggles in his own personal hell-pit.

ai6yr, to random

My sense of smell has gotten a lot better in the last few years (don't ask me why, but probably NOT working in an office). That said, taking a walk around the neighborhood you know how the dogs must feel.

"Ah, Amazon driver with too much cologne passed here an hour ago. PU!"

"Hmm, looks like that teenager girl with way too much perfume walked this way"

"Oh, the neighbors took a shower about 10 minutes ago"

"A baby with a dirty diaper in a stroller passed this way 30 minutes ago... Don't the parents know?!"

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@ai6yr Same. It may be masking, indoor air filtering, and not having even a cold for 4 years. But it also might be mental attention: if I'm outside and smell shampoo, I've trained myself to consider whether I'm too close to somebody.

ai6yr, to delhi

Unintended release of Chinook into a river in Oregon, due to a traffic accident. (minor injuries to the driver, and not all the Chinook made it into the river... but the ones that did should survive).

Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife: "On March 29 near Lookingglass Hatchery in northeast Oregon, a fish tanker truck was involved in an accident while transporting approximately 102,000 spring Chinook smolts for release in the Imnaha River.... The accident occurred alongside Lookingglass Creek, a tributary of the Grande Ronde River. About 77,000 smolts made it into the creek when the tanker overturned"

https://www.dfw.state.or.us/news/2024/04_Apr/040224.asp

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@ai6yr "On the count of three, everybody swim left!"

GottaLaff, to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️ weighs limiting ’s access at this summer’s convention

It is the latest fallout from Ronna ’s ouster from the network.
Read in POLITICO: https://apple.news/A6fLcl_uRQ8ybC3mbOSj46Q

https://apple.news/A6fLcl_uRQ8ybC3mbOSj46Q

joelvanderwerf,
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@cindyweinstein @GottaLaff They're making it clear for us, in case we missed noticing that McDaniel is still a GOP operative, regardless of day job.

MissingThePt, to random
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Breaking: Mike Johnson announces that if he loses the Speakership he will leave Congress to spend more time with his son monitoring each other’s porn intake.

joelvanderwerf,
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@MissingThePt his johnson is mic'd

MissingThePt, to random
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Elon Musk wishes Tesla could be more like high-end German car companies (having a history of assisting the Nazi war effort).

joelvanderwerf,
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@MissingThePt saying the quiet part in parentheses

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