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lightninhopkins

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DevOps, Kubernetes, Mariners, Vikings, lefty.

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Teri_Kanefield, to random
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When the prosecution rests in the Manhattan case, I plan to read the transcripts so far looking for evidence that supports the elements of particular crimes.

This is my thing: Reading trial transcripts. My job was reading trial transcripts looking for appealable errors.

Shall I tell you my favorite moment in a transcript?

The defendant (yes, my client) walked in to court with baggy pants. The judge (a woman) was offended and angry. She thought the defendant was disrespecting her.

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lightninhopkins,
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@artemesia @Teri_Kanefield I don't see the judges complaining when Trump comes in painted orange.

alexwild, to random
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Biology faculty at UT are meeting today to talk about a hiring plan. I really don't envy their job of trying to make a department located in Texas attractive.

We're in the middle of an ongoing purge of black staff, the adminstration just called in the state police to beat and jail students, and no one in their right mind would want to risk pregnancy to have a family here. It's bleak.

lightninhopkins,
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@shansterable @alexwild Yep, when the Big 10 starts pulling the players up north and out west panic will ensue in the SEC.

Silly that is what will be the catalyst for change, but its likely true.

lightninhopkins, to random
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Argh!! I will never beat Slay the Spire.

shoq, to random
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If you thought @davetroy was sometimes a bit hyperbolic about the dangers these freaks pose to humanity, this may bring some needed perspective. He’s been understating things.

The Tech Baron Seeking to “Ethnically Cleanse” San Francisco | The New Republic

https://newrepublic.com/article/180487/balaji-srinivasan-network-state-plutocrat?utm_source=social&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=sharebtn

lightninhopkins,
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@shoq @davetroy Good fucking luck. These dorks have zero idea how the world works. They think it will be easy to just take control. Its a joke. Actually kinda funny.

jeffjarvis, (edited ) to random
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I finally had to say it: The Times is broken. A.G.'s petulance and entitlement over a Biden interview was my final straw. (And BTW, Howard Stern did it better.)

https://medium.com/whither-news/the-times-is-broken-02a4a6a27f8c

Reminder that I crosspost everything I write from Medium to my free blog, Buzzmachine.

lightninhopkins,
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@jeffjarvis It's kinda tragic. I used to love the Times. Grab a copy and sit at a coffee shop reading. Hide the arts section from myself so I could read it at the end.

It's dead to me now.

lightninhopkins, to random
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@shanselman If you see any posts from me on Twitter they are fake. I killed that account years ago. I had some friends tell me the account was reactivated.

gintoxicating, to random
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every time.

every. single. time.

lightninhopkins,
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@gintoxicating But at least you know now....oh that's who invented the can opener.

atomicpoet, to random
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15 years ago, I did marketing for a big social media software company. I thought this made me equipped to do community work here on the Fediverse. But when I volunteered on a Fediverse project, I learned lots of lessons.

Namely, people are even more unforgiving if it’s free compared to if it’s paid. If people are willing to pay, they’re far more likely to be grateful for the work put in. Sad but true.

Despite some negative experiences, I still volunteer my time because it’s important to decrease the barrier to entry for the Fediverse. However, I’m now very cautious and am taking measures to preserve my sanity as well as those who use my services in good faith.

Every single time I see someone dogpile on a Fediverse developer or admin, though, it sure makes my blood boil regarding how much others devalue peoples’ work. Again, work which is being provided for free.

RE: https://social.wedistribute.org/objects/b61b76ec-385b-4263-9428-be4709a952d9

lightninhopkins,
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@atomicpoet Some people are jerks. Sorry you have to deal with that nonsense. I appreciate all the work the devs do on the fediverse, I should probably pitch in once in awhile.

MissingThePt, to random
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Trump scoffs at the rosy picture painted by Biden in his State of the Union address, noting that crimes by former Presidents is at an all time high.

lightninhopkins,
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@MissingThePt Thanks Obama.

girlonthenet, to random
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My friend just told me of a genius idea: her friend & partner have a secret signal for when they have guests. If one of them makes themselves a hot drink in a specific mug, that means ‘I grow weary of company, please help guests out of the door.’

lightninhopkins,
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@girlonthenet I just offer them money to leave.

kravietz, to random
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Musk you caused another scandal on Twitter by posting a picture of Stalin.

Result? Thousands of angry shares calling him an “idiot”.

But Musk is just using the same media tactics as Trump:

  • making an incendiary or incredibly stupid statement
  • which are then shared by 1000 of supporters
  • but also shared by, most importantly, 10’000 of his opponents

In the times when media is all about “clicks”, “enagements”, “shares”, “brand recognition”, it’s not Musk who is an idiot here.

We somehow forgot about the most efficient social protest strategy - ostracism. Just block toxic people and never see them again.

lightninhopkins,
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@kravietz But then how do I get MY engagement with my reaction post?

axbom, to random
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The electricity and water use required by data centres is becoming cause for concern. Iowa and Ireland are calling for moratoriums on new development projects. Microsoft’s global water consumption grew 34% from 2021 to 2022. And estimates say that around 80% of content in data centres could be stuff we never use again, stored by default to consume energy in perpetuity for no purpose at all.

Generative video: Hold my beer.

lightninhopkins,
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@axbom AI bullshit "hold my beer"

Sheril, to random
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Guy at conference: Do you have kids?
Me: Yes.
Guy: Wow! So your husband is taking care of them?
Me: Yes. He’s their dad. 🤔

lightninhopkins,
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@Sheril No, hes not allowed after eating the first two.

lightninhopkins, to random
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Look, sometimes I don't have much to say. I just wanna get high and listen to Ween on a Friday.

lightninhopkins, to random
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Does exist out here?

lightninhopkins, to random
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Pleas follow @shanselman so we can force him to post more. Awesome person. All kinds of cool stuff.

britt, (edited ) to random
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STEAM KEY GIVEAWAY!

I have 15 Steam keys to giveaway before Jan 1st.

ENTRIES ARE NOW CLOSED! 🌟

  1. Tell me a story about your all time favourite video game.

AND

  1. list your TOP 3 preferred games from the list below.

———-
GAMES
———-

Arcade Spirits
Aces & Adventures
Battlestar Galactica: Deadlock x2
EARTHLOCK
Monster Prom
Patch Quest
Repella Fella
Spirit of the Island
Tinytopia
Toodee and Toodee
Train Valley 2
Turbo Golf Racing x2

Winners will be selected on Dec 30 @ 6PM PT

lightninhopkins,
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@britt 1. All time favorite is too hard for me. When I was at the mall and saw Kings Quest on a 386 I was blown away though. There were kids around the computer recommending things to try. "Check under the bridge" "Check in that tree". It was a turning point. Roberta Williams is awesome and should have a statue somewhere.

Mega Man
Red Dead Redemption 2
Baldurs Gate

lightninhopkins, to guitar
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Can anyone recommend a guitar for a kid (plays intermediate) with a whammy bar that does decent at not taking the strings out of tune?

angelus_04, to retrogaming
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lightninhopkins,
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@angelus_04 why am I not playing this right now?

lightninhopkins,
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@angelus_04 wait, is this a new Mega Man game?

robpike, to random
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I was watching the 30th anniversary chat between John Romero and John Carmack, and the moderator asked what they thought of being compared to Lennon and McCartney. Carmack's answer pointed out that the Beatles were an "overnight success" only after years of constantly composing and playing live. Similarly, Doom was an "overnight success" only after id Games had made 30 prior games - and like the Beatles, learned how to do it right.

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lightninhopkins,
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@robpike doom was fuckin awesome

nilsskirnir, to random
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Folks talk about what to do about houseless people and the lack of affordable housing. Here's a tip, tax the living hell out of the over-wealthy - they build mansions, as in the below case where some billionaire weenie bought 7 houses and destroyed them in order to build a mega mansion.
14 or more people gone, so one dickweed could have a lakeshore mansion. Probably pay less tax than the 7 too. Shameless shit.
Tax homes over a certain size, 3rd or more homes and homes over 500k at 50% value and like % each year. Bloody fucking leeches.
https://www.twincities.com/2023/12/16/duluth-park-point-kathy-cargill-north-shore-ls-homes-demolished/

lightninhopkins,
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@nilsskirnir Why do you even need a house that big? It won't be cozy and will contribute to being depressed as fuck.

lightninhopkins,
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@sparky @jordanlund Nah, their stores are lacking customers and they are blaming crime just like Wal-Mart did.

lightninhopkins,
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@xilliah @dandelion afaik microservices are fine. Just like a monolith can be fine. Maybe it just depends what you are sick of working with. :D

lightninhopkins, to random
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Oh cool, @shanselman is here!

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