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michelestrider

@michelestrider@mastodon.social

I chronicle the adventures of my imaginary friends.
https://amzn.to/3BBqv7B

Sometimes, I write as my imaginary friend John Anders Erickson. https://bit.ly/3KXcMwE

Formerly hotgingermess on the bird site.

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michelestrider, to random
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I hate it, thanks

https://techcrunch.com/2024/02/26/inkitt-ai-publishing-37-million/

michelestrider, to random
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I've never been invited to be part of a large group heist/caper and now I'm starting to doubt it's ever going to happen

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Dear Dads of the Internet:

It is Leap Day.
You are dads.
And you like dad jokes.
You are going to try to leap.
I'm begging you, please, stretch first.

michelestrider, to random
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As long as I live, I don't think I will ever get over the speed with which the "Damn, Yankee, don't come down here and tell us how to live" crowd threw it all over for a blow-dried, hairsprayed, full-face-of-foundation, carpet-bagging ponce from Queens.

There's a dissertation in that, if anyone's looking to write it.

Alice, to random
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Don’t mind me, I’m just over here drawing Juggalo faces on Family Circus characters.

michelestrider,
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@Alice It's difficult to define art, but I know it when I see it

michelestrider, to random
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Does anyone have any fun/stupid/silly Leap Day traditions?

RickiTarr, to random
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Is piano a string instrument or a percussion instrument?

michelestrider,
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@RickiTarr It's a sandwich

michelestrider, to random
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For all y'all too young to remember, the whole "they came from prisons and jails. They came from mental institutions and insane asylums" is recycled propaganda from the Mariel Boatlift. Trump is seriously stuck in the 80s.

michelestrider, to random
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If you hire a personal public relations employee, are they your bespokesperson?

the_etrain, (edited ) to random
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Worst movie mash-up idea:

michelestrider,
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@the_etrain I need all of them. Call Netflix. This is their production schedule now.

michelestrider, to random
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"US airlines hiking checked baggage fees as costs jump"

Not surprising, given that doors and bolts are now considered upgrades

michelestrider, to random
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Article: Foods You Should Eat to Be Amazing and Perfect and Shiny and Rich

me: clicks on article

Article: lists the same stuff you already know you should be eating

me: basking in the halo effect while eating a bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies I love doing my own research. So empowering.

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NPR: Alabama lawmakers move to protect IVF treatment

Me: Alabama lawmakers realize their war on women has inconvenienced men. Oopsie!

michelestrider,
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All I want is a deepfake of Kay Ivy singing "Every Sperm is Sacred." Dear Internet, is that too much to ask?

michelestrider,
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I always find Heather Cox Richardson's newsletter to be informative, but today's was extra interesting to me

https://open.substack.com/pub/heathercoxrichardson/p/february-22-2024?r=2u8hpn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

michelestrider, to random
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Taylor got her fans watching football. Beyonce's got her fans listening to country music.
All we need now is for Rhianna to get her Navy into domestic beer, and we have the patriarchy utterly confused and terrified

michelestrider,
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@mentallyalex It will be a duet for the ages

michelestrider, to random
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So, some nosybody decided to fiddle with someone else's embryos and now the entire state of Alabama may lose access to IVF.

Mobile is just messy, y'all.

michelestrider, to random
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So, what's shopping in a small-town like?

This:

kimlockhartga, to bookstodon
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@bookstodon Do you own any autographed books? If so, did you personally meet the author at a signing?

michelestrider,
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@kimlockhartga @bookstodon I have a copy of Forrest Gump signed by Winston Groom. I told him I spell "Michele" with one "L" instead of two. He spelled it with three.

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Wisdom is realizing that all of my clothing needs to be the same color as this cat

michelestrider,
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Black Sweater and Light-Colored Cat: A Sartorial Tragedy in One Act

RickiTarr, to random
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If two restaurants were going to date, who would date each other?

michelestrider,
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@RickiTarr zaxbys and foosackly, a southern-fried romance

michelestrider, to random
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I know, but, y'all... American-flag themed gold lame high top basketball shoes go with EVERYTHING

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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If I don't do laundry today, I might have to start wearing Hub's clothes.

michelestrider,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt Sounds cute. Go for it. Laundry is the worst.

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