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sboger

@sboger@mastodon.social

Official Linux Spokesmodel. Pet #father. #Politics-#Tech-#Linux. #Atheist/. First RHCE 23 years ago. He/Him. #Berenstein #Universe.
Birds still sing under fascism. Fascinated by the fringe.

All images tagged #AI #ART are free for non-commercial use.

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vwbusguy, to random
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People say the Midwest has no culture but my So Cal raised wife has never once eaten at a Red Lobster and never once watched Citizen Kane.

sboger,
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@vwbusguy I really need to get fancied*-up and go visit the local Red Lobster. It's been ages.

(*midwest fancy)

sboger, to linux
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Me: Hi work, I could use a small test server at home if it's no trouble.

Work: We've overnighted you an E5-2695v4x2 36-Core 384GB RAM 16TB server.

sboger,
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@johnefrancis

Work: We're thinking about replacing half the team with A.I.

Me: I've already replaced half the team with bash scripts.

mcc, to random
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Keeping up with the Kardashevs

sboger,
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@mcc Did you see last weeks show about the sexy type II civilization in JADES-GS-z13-0? They are consuming over 10^30 watts and already nearing type III. That's so hot...

MLE_online, to random
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The slime has disappeared from my homemade natto. I didn't even know that could happen.

sboger,
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@MLE_online I mean, slime is half the charm of natto...

Some_Emo_Chick, to random
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sboger,
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@Some_Emo_Chick I don't see the pointillism.

MLE_online, to random
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Does anyone have any good suggestions for a Converse alternative? I like chucks as a simple, basic lace-up canvas shoe, but they only really made sense when they cost $20 a pair. Now that they're like $70, they're not worth buying, considering how quickly they fall apart.

sboger,
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@MLE_online I really like the Burnetie line (http://www.burnetie.com/english/products.html) but honestly, they are only $20-$30 dollars cheaper on average. You can usually find a good deal here and there with resellers.

verge, to random
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The seven dirty words you can’t say with AI https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/26/24051990/wondery-podcast-ip-george-carlin-lawsuit-ai?utm_content=bufferb7b6c&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bufferapp.com&utm_campaign=buffer

sboger,
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@verge And definitely don't say them in George Carlin's voice!

mcc, to random
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What's on your mind?

sboger,
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@mcc Maybe acing my final interview today after 284 applications and only three companies showing interest in the last 6 months. 🤞

flexghost, to random
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Presidential.

sboger,
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@flexghost "This must have been altered." Nope. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-sweat-orange-photo/

Some_Emo_Chick, to random
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sboger,
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@Some_Emo_Chick The always controversial Pro Bone issue of the Virgin Lawyer...

verge, to random
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Google CEO tells employees to expect more job cuts this year https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/17/24042417/google-layoffs-2024-internal-employee-memo-sundar-pichai?utm_content=buffer3d99f&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bufferapp.com&utm_campaign=buffer

sboger,
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@verge EXPECT MORE JOB CUTS! Now get back to work, lol.

verge, to random
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Amazon’s new AI feature will write you a bedtime story about hard drives https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/17/24041745/amazon-generative-ai-llm-reviews?utm_content=buffer5ce11&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bufferapp.com&utm_campaign=buffer

sboger,
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@verge Which is useful since your too drunk to read one to your kid after being laid off from Amazon.

Some_Emo_Chick, to random
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sboger,
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@Some_Emo_Chick If I wore that dress I'd definitely fart loudly and yell, "I'm deflating!!!"

nixCraft, to random
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Junior. vs. Senior developers

sboger, (edited )
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@nixCraft

Management: "We've fired the senior developer. It's going to save us a ton of time and money!"

One month later: "We've hired two consultants to help us move this project along."

verge, to random
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I’m sorry, but I cannot fulfill this request as it goes against OpenAI use policy https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/12/24036156/openai-policy-amazon-ai-listings?utm_content=bufferecff0&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bufferapp.com&utm_campaign=buffer

sboger,
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@verge EXCEPTION HANDLING - HOW DOES IT WORK? -ICP

mcc, to random
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<h3><blink>Welcome to Mastodon!!!</blink></h3>

sboger,
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@mcc

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dangillmor, to random
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So has anyone discovered which Nazi newsletters Substack is actually kicking off its platform?

sboger,
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@dangillmor I'm assuming the 5 that give them the fewest ad clicks.

nixCraft, to random
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"Programming isn't about what you know; it's about what you can figure out." – Chris Pine

sboger,
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@nixCraft

9to5linux, to vim
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9.1 Ubiquitous Text Editor Is Here with Smooth Scroll Support, New :defer Command, and More https://9to5linux.com/vim-9-1-text-editor-adds-smooth-scroll-support-new-defer-command-and-more

sboger,
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@9to5linux It also features new A.I. allowing it to detect you screaming, "HELP! HELP! HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF HERE?!?!?" and will :wq for you.

mcc, to random
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My favorite emoticon? I guess I'd have to say it's :(){ :|:& };:

sboger,
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@mcc Thanks, I was reading this on my flight display and now my flying saucer has crashed.

geerlingguy, to random
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Reminder to all the scorned sysadmins: CentOS 7 EOL is June 30, 2024 — and after that CentOS will be dead and gone forever. RIP. https://www.redhat.com/en/blog/fastest-road-centos-linux-red-hat-enterprise-linux

sboger,
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@geerlingguy Centos 7 is like the girlfriend I'll never stop thinking about...

sboger, to random
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Found on the reddits...

video/mp4

sboger, to random
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I love how I look up a 12 year old movie and the 4 streaming services I PAY for all have it to RENT.

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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sboger,
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