futurebird,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

Something came in the mail today. I can only draw one conclusion.

it is very sharp
pica

joshfreedman,

@futurebird so when a human orders a knife it’s “for practical purposes”, but when cats order one it’s “suspicious” and they say “cats don’t need knives”

clouddweller,

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futurebird,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@clouddweller

You see what I have to deal with?

I post about Pica hoarding knives, ruling with an iron fist, treating us like staff and what do people say.

"she's innocent"
"she's cute"
"let her have the knife"

OMG

blueshiftnz,

@futurebird @clouddweller
Another conclusion for your collection: many of the "people" on Mastodon are actually cats.

randynose,
@randynose@fosstodon.org avatar

@blueshiftnz

I suppose you might be right..

@futurebird @clouddweller

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@futurebird @clouddweller she had better PR than you

erik,
@erik@infrageeks.social avatar

@futurebird @clouddweller Hmm. Maybe she’s hiding her Kiwi friend somewhere in the house? https://m.tapas.io/episode/1783730

liaizon,
@liaizon@wake.st avatar

@futurebird omg I want it

AustinB,

@futurebird once you take it out of its sheath you can’t put it back until it has tasted the blood of an enemy.

pariahsickkid,

@futurebird what are you supposed to hunt with that? Midgets??

LeaBug,

@futurebird but that face 👀🤔 sus

Unixbigot,
@Unixbigot@aus.social avatar

@futurebird @kaybee335 signs your cat may be adventuring.

danohibernian,

@futurebird
Briliant. 😆

calotriton,
@calotriton@sauropods.win avatar

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  • futurebird,
    @futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

    @calotriton Do mean the six legged kind?

    LinuxAndYarn,
    @LinuxAndYarn@mastodon.social avatar

    @futurebird Someone's out to fight Despereaux on his own terms.

    Crazypedia,
    @Crazypedia@pagan.plus avatar

    @futurebird :blobcatamongus:

    Bodling,
    @Bodling@deacon.social avatar

    @futurebird
    The mice. It's about the mice.

    pattykimura,
    @pattykimura@beige.party avatar

    @futurebird Have you been clipping someone's kittie nails? This is on you. Expect 17 more tiny knives and an 18 sheath tiny bandolier to arrive, shortly.

    MuseumShuffle,
    @MuseumShuffle@mastodon.social avatar

    @futurebird the only thing I could think of was the tiny troll that had a knife like that and fought a Cat (and lost) in Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye movie. 🤣

    jcct,
    @jcct@mastodon.online avatar

    @futurebird

    New movie idea: Planet of the Cats

    Just like planet of the apes but with cats.

    Hollywood would eat it up!

    HaggardIsTheRul0rHere,

    @futurebird Your cat is named "General"? ;)

    richardworkman,

    @futurebird Have you seen the movie Cats Eyes?

    dimpase,
    @dimpase@mathstodon.xyz avatar

    @futurebird
    ...
    Your catnup are belong to us!
    All paws on deck, catlasses out, abordage!

    fluffgar,
    @fluffgar@mastodon.online avatar
    beecycling,
    @beecycling@romancelandia.club avatar

    @futurebird "Oh, good, it came. Just put it aside for me, would you? I'm working on growing thumbs."

    kraken,

    @futurebird The cat will do its own cooking? 😸

    rabia_elizabeth,

    @futurebird this made my morning, thank you.

    junpenglao,

    @futurebird Pica the Sushi chef 👩‍🍳

    alexandros,

    @futurebird hide!

    dafitoo,
    @dafitoo@101010.pl avatar

    @futurebird Sweet.

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