RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

What if ghosts are just the same whiny entitled people who won't shut up in real life?

j_g_fitzgerald,
@j_g_fitzgerald@c.im avatar

@RickiTarr Jeez, imagine Trump in the afterlife; the.phantom of Mar a Lago stalking the White House.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@j_g_fitzgerald BOOO I'M THE GREATEST OF ALL GHOST RICHEST IN THE AFTERLIFE

veirling,

@RickiTarr @j_g_fitzgerald Other ghosts? LOSERS!

Sincerely hope his spirit gets trapped in that bathroom at Mar a Lago. 🙏

j_g_fitzgerald,
@j_g_fitzgerald@c.im avatar

@veirling @RickiTarr 🤣🤣🤣

j_g_fitzgerald,
@j_g_fitzgerald@c.im avatar

@RickiTarr 🤣🤣🤣

andycymro,
@andycymro@toot.wales avatar

@j_g_fitzgerald @RickiTarr
Trump will never come back as a ghost, he wouldn't be able to stand being that pale. He wears more orange makeup than Ahsoka.

j_g_fitzgerald,
@j_g_fitzgerald@c.im avatar

@andycymro @RickiTarr 🤣🤣🤣

crackamphetamine, (edited )
@crackamphetamine@cyberplace.social avatar

@j_g_fitzgerald @RickiTarr Whelp… we will see a lot more of these fuckers whether or not he is dead

Edit: The whistling tune should be the battlesong of Israelis 😇 "PsyOps".

https://youtu.be/SDTZ7iX4vTQ?si=SI4kez7ub-zxAd8m

adriano,
@adriano@lile.cl avatar

@RickiTarr "to release my soooullll you have to triimmm youur grasss to HOA regulaaatioonnssss"

ipd,

@RickiTarr
And That, friends, is why clairvoiance, channeling, and telepathy really sucks as superpowers. Why would I listen to dead people, when I don't want to listen to live ones, because they are noisy.

projektionsyta,

@RickiTarr

Halloween, the festival of annoying souls.

ghfiii,

@RickiTarr Ghosts of burritos past

ghfiii,

@RickiTarr Shamelessly stolen from Craig Ferguson

TessRants,
@TessRants@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr
Want to up the scares a bit?
What if we take your premise as true and add conditions?
For example:

X (your premise)
+
we only see/ interact with the ghosts we have some kind of karmic connection to...
+
we have no clue what that karmic bond is...
+
we must hang around the whiny fuck until we figure it out...

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@TessRants Oh shit

kinyutaka,

@RickiTarr

Waaaaa.... Waaa......

Shut up, Frank, I need to sleep!

YadyO,

@RickiTarr
That's exactly what they are. They haven't moved on.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@YadyO TRUTH

johnshirley2024,

@RickiTarr "Wooooooooo! We don't want those people moving in next DOOOOOOR!"

staringatclouds,
@staringatclouds@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr They're too busy being a pain in the arse to notice they died

djsf,
@djsf@fosstodon.org avatar

@RickiTarr grandma still wants to know when im gonna give her great-grandkids

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@djsf Oh no

eco_amandine,
@eco_amandine@mastodon.cr avatar

@RickiTarr like reply guys? What a nightmare.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@eco_amandine Bahaha yes

mycotropic,

@RickiTarr

Many years ago I taught my kids that ghosts are the product of reverse osmosis in the endoplasmic reticulum. You see, after you die your endoplasmic reticulum reverses and becomes ectoplasmic reticulum with generates, obviously, ectoplasm!

Grizzlysgrowls,
@Grizzlysgrowls@twit.social avatar

@RickiTarr Their bodies die, their souls go where souls go, their annoying qualities go on forever.

Subumbral,
@Subumbral@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@RickiTarr Why would they not be? Multiverses to explore, but no.

Geoffberner,

@RickiTarr those are just the bad apple ghosts that ruin it for everybody. .

dohru,
kkarhan,

@RickiTarr unlike Karen they ain't real tho...

KikoKate,
@KikoKate@mstdn.party avatar

@RickiTarr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😏🤔😳😵‍💫😱🙀😈

grumpasaurus,
@grumpasaurus@fosstodon.org avatar

@RickiTarr that's the plot to the show ghosts

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@grumpasaurus That's true lol

grumpasaurus,
@grumpasaurus@fosstodon.org avatar

@RickiTarr the US version takes place just by my home town!

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@grumpasaurus That's cool!

sollat,
@sollat@masto.ai avatar

@RickiTarr
Have you been watching the TV show Ghosts (BBC or CBS version)?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@sollat I have watched the CBS version!

sollat,
@sollat@masto.ai avatar

@RickiTarr
I watched the BBC version first, so it took a minute to recalibrate for CBS values of comedy. I like them each in their own way now, but for whiny entitled ghosts I think the BBC wins.

rasterweb,
@rasterweb@mastodon.social avatar

@sollat @RickiTarr OMG my wife is obsessed with the BBC version. We started with the CBS version but now just really love the BBC stuff and watch that one all the time.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@rasterweb @sollat I love BBC shows, I should just break down and get the streaming

rasterweb,
@rasterweb@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr @sollat I don't even want to admit how much BBC programming we watch from our home here in the USA...

otownKim,

@rasterweb @RickiTarr @sollat I'm addicted to "British Baking show". I also love BBC shows!

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@otownKim @rasterweb @sollat If someone had a service where they delivered the baked goods they were making on BBS they'd make so much money off me

otownKim,

@RickiTarr @rasterweb @sollat I'm actually watching it now! 😂😂😂

mycotropic,

@rasterweb @RickiTarr @sollat

Good, then I won't comment on how many times I've heard Myron say; "Thank you for downloading this podcast, if you'd like to know more about In Our Time go to BBC dot co dot UK forward slash radio four. I hope you enjoy the program."

Virginicus,

@mycotropic @rasterweb @RickiTarr @sollat Is there a reading list to go with the show?

mycotropic,

@Virginicus @rasterweb @RickiTarr @sollat

Begging the question, who will we be joined by today? A Reader in Portuguese medieval ink making philosophy specializing in medical and military communication from Warwickshire College Oxford Staffordshire University London perhaps?

veirling,

@rasterweb @RickiTarr @sollat Us too. One fave is "Keeping Up Appearances". Also, Partner and I are arguing over if the new "All Creatures Great and Small" is good. I say it's rad.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@veirling @rasterweb @sollat I'm a big fan of the sketch comedy

rasterweb,
@rasterweb@mastodon.social avatar

@veirling @RickiTarr @sollat All Creatures is great!

sollat,
@sollat@masto.ai avatar

@RickiTarr @rasterweb
I think it was on HBO Max before everything went Enshitification.

I saw its on CBC, which can sometimes be watched from WA State.

sollat,
@sollat@masto.ai avatar

@rasterweb
I often look into a dark sky and say to myself “muen”

rasterweb,
@rasterweb@mastodon.social avatar

@sollat Moonah! 🌙

otownKim,

@RickiTarr like tRump?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@otownKim Oh God could you imagine that haunting?

otownKim,

@RickiTarr I feel like we're being haunted by that POS for years now. Like he never goes the F away...ever 😡

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@otownKim Sigh...yep

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