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andycymro

@andycymro@toot.wales

I live in Carmarthenshire, Wales. I enjoy languages, politics and travel. I have no time for religion, racism or bigotry.

I despise Brexit and what the Tory government have done to Wales and the rest of the UK.

Quite sweary in several languages.

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dgar, to random
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wonders... WWFSMD?

andycymro,
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@dgar
Pasta dutchie from the left hand side?

chestas, to books
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Liz Truss, Ten Years To Save The West

I don't agree with banning books, but this is going to the top of my Never To Be Read list.

@bookstodon

andycymro,
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@chestas @bookstodon
Liz Truss - the Radical Radicchio.

selzero, to random
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Adulthood has its pros and cons.

On the one hand, there comes a time when you see people bearing grudges against you, even after months of not interacting with them, and you don't feel bad, your core emotional reaction is to feel sorry for them, for suffering in the dungeon in their minds they have built and sentenced themselves to.

On the other hand, no one asks you what your favorite dinosaur is anymore. People don't care.

It's triceratops you heartless bastards.

It all evens out I guess.

Man weighing 2 options moving his hands as if a scale, and looking thoughtful.

andycymro,
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@selzero
The fact that triceratops were once a thing suggests that there would also have been tricerabottoms.

andycymro, to HashtagGames
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The Book of Moron

Also known as The Trump Bible.


andycymro, to random
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Worst Abba Tribute Band name ever?

Abbatoir.

StillIRise1963, to random
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Mein Kampf is probably the only text Donald Trump has EVER read from cover to cover.

andycymro,
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@StillIRise1963
There's a picture book edition of Mein Kampf?

andycymro, to HashtagGames
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Every breath mint you take.


RickiTarr, to random
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Writing Prompt:

Write the saddest sentence you can think of.

andycymro,
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@RickiTarr
She left him nothing in her will and it was at that point he realised that he had wasted his entire life on a one-sided relationship with his mother.

GayOldTime, to Vintage
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Know your signals: the Tilted OK, the Double Fonzie and the Single Finger Gun

andycymro,
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@GayOldTime
I had no idea. All those secret signs that I've missed over the years.

SecularJeffrey, to random
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Earlier we had a conversation about 60s and 70s decor colors.

May I present The Bold Look!

andycymro,
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@SecularJeffrey
Yes, you may present it. Then you can take it right back.

andycymro, to HashtagGames
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Nah, it's nothing to worry about. It's just like the flu.



GayOldTime, to gay
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Highly concentrated liquid gay – just add water! 🫧

andycymro,
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@GayOldTime
I'm gonna get me some of them Rich Gay suds. Poor Gay suds just don't compare.

emarktaylor, to nba
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@nba

Via ian karmel @IanKarmel
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Perfect for the athlete who wants to dodge the NBA draft.

andycymro,
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@emarktaylor @nba
With added room for bone spurs.

RickiTarr, to random
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Okay we have established that Tanvir Sultan, MBA is a Satire account, but y'all, what about Nick Adams? Also Ex-Evangelical Janeway is a superior screen name.

andycymro,
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@dbsalk @ksawatsky @RickiTarr

If Hooters were really serious about being on brand, they'd have good chicken breast not chicken wings.

andycymro, to HashtagGames
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Feta Bobb

andycymro, to random
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When I see the phase of the moon described as "waxing gibbous" I always read it as "waxing gibbons" which is not a job that any beautician should have to endure.

andycymro, to HashtagGames
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Watership Down Low



andycymro, to HashtagGames
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Bi-curious George



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Charlotte's Web Browser



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Peter Panty Sniffer



andycymro, to HashtagGames
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Shitty Shitty Bang Bang



Alice, to random
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Hello to all of my new followers who found me from Naked and Afraid: Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing.

andycymro,
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@Alice
Sorry, I thought that was the space bar.

Binder, to random
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Watching some dull dude try to persuade a smart dog to get in their Tesla.

andycymro,
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@Binder
Dogs know!

RickiTarr, to random
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What is a word that you had read, but after hearing it spoken aloud, you realized you were pronouncing completely wrong in your head?

Mine is pretty Embarrassing, and is just one of many!

MISLED! I'm not even sure how to type this out for it to make sense, but it was something like:

Myz-ulled

andycymro,
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@RickiTarr
Banal. I thought it rhymed with anal.

GayOldTime, to Vintage
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A good proctologist will fix that right up

andycymro,
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@GayOldTime
I imagine it's a bat-cloaca.

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