RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Y'all, did you know there's a sex move with genitals in mouth?!

NilaJones,
@NilaJones@zeroes.ca avatar

@RickiTarr

I once read in a health pamphlet that you should never put something in your vagina that you wouldn't put in your mouth. Because cleanliness.

ParadeGrotesque,
@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@RickiTarr

First reaction: your own or somebody else?

Bonus points if you can do BOTH at the same time.

Second reaction: Goodness gracious, use content warning on this one! Think of the children!

Third reaction: f* this, you only live once. Worst possible case, I will have to discuss the birds and the bees.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@ParadeGrotesque If you're here and under 25, explain yourself!

ParadeGrotesque,
@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@RickiTarr

Well, I am here, over 25, but under 6 years of age mentally speaking as you probably guessed by my previous answer... 😂

cgsines,
@cgsines@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr

do you mean a chess move?

Dunstable,
@Dunstable@mstdn.ca avatar
mxyzptlk,
@mxyzptlk@beige.party avatar

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RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@mxyzptlk Ohhh hmmm

AnOldGuy,
@AnOldGuy@mastodon.au avatar

@RickiTarr Back up one. “Sex”?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@AnOldGuy Should I send you a YouTube video?

AnOldGuy,
@AnOldGuy@mastodon.au avatar

@RickiTarr @AnOldGuy I should check with Mum first.

wilpercy,
@wilpercy@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr there are multiple chess moves involving bishops, queens and porn.

staringatclouds,
@staringatclouds@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr Bad time to get hiccups tho

zakalwe,
@zakalwe@plasmatrap.com avatar

@RickiTarr Sounds a bit tough to swallow.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@zakalwe That's what I thought too

18Rabbit,
@18Rabbit@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr Ewww, that sound disgusting! Tell me more. 👀

TwoClownsEating,
@TwoClownsEating@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

Jesus Ricki. I go offline for a few hours and come back to this thread

You lot can't be trusted to behave unsupervised (disappointed but not surprised face)

gwcoffey,
@gwcoffey@bookstodon.com avatar

@RickiTarr I'm blown away by this.

autolycos,
@autolycos@med-mastodon.com avatar

@RickiTarr this sounds more like a submission hold

ParadeGrotesque,
@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@autolycos @RickiTarr

Two great tastes that go great together!

FlagrantError,
@FlagrantError@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr I would’ve responded earlier, but my mouth was full of genitalia.

dogzilla,
@dogzilla@metrobus.masto.host avatar

@RickiTarr Wait - define “sex move”

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@dogzilla I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING LOL

dogzilla,
@dogzilla@metrobus.masto.host avatar

@RickiTarr That made me literally snarf my drink

Jorsh,
@Jorsh@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

Sex moves? Do you create combo chains?

thanius,
@thanius@mastodon.chuggybumba.com avatar

@Jorsh ⬇️↘️➡️🅿️

@RickiTarr

Jorsh,
@Jorsh@beige.party avatar
ParadeGrotesque,
@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@Jorsh @thanius @RickiTarr

Video game voice: FINISH HIM!

texanarchy,
@texanarchy@kolektiva.social avatar

@RickiTarr ok, the genitals are in my mouth now what’s the move?

ParadeGrotesque,
@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@texanarchy

You have a choice:

  • Lollipop 🍭
  • Ice cream cone: 🍦

Choose wisely.

@RickiTarr

potpie,
@potpie@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr Ah yes, I've heard of that. I believe it's called.... frippery? Something like that.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@potpie That...sounds right

qurlyjoe,
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr
Just when I thought it was safe to get lunch…

RacerX,
@RacerX@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr just got home from church services - what did I miss?

Dingsextrem,
@Dingsextrem@mas.to avatar

@RickiTarr there are others? 👀

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Dingsextrem AT LEAST TWO

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

One minute I'm discussing economic theory with another Mastodonian, and the next minute is this.

Can't say we don't have variety.🙂

Please, do carry on.

davew,
@davew@mastodon.online avatar

@RickiTarr Pix or it didn’t happen

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@davew I don't know if Mastodon is ready for that lol

DemocracySpot,
@DemocracySpot@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr

And naive me thought this was about a cuppa, hold the hot water and mug.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar
DemocracySpot,
@DemocracySpot@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr 😉

michaelgemar,
@michaelgemar@mstdn.ca avatar

@RickiTarr Since we’re doing this, I highly recommend the Netflix comedy special Get On Your Knees:

https://www.netflix.com/us/title/81240800?s=i&trkid=258593161&vlang=en&clip=81689511

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@michaelgemar I'm gonna need a pillow or something, I'm over 40 ffs

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