mcc,
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Fantasy world where they have been breeding dragons to be smaller and smaller until they have little toy dragons that can sit in your lap and are popular among noble ladies and if you leave them unattended in a home they will gather up all the low denomination change under dressers and such and push them into a corner to make a tiny $4.78 hoard to sit on

mcc,
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Imagine opening up your closet door and there in the back of your closet is your lap dragon, sitting on a rudimentary hoard of six nickels and 17 pennies. "Graaaak!", it says, as it spreads its wings wide (span 2ft 3in). The threat display is made somewhat less terrifying by its head getting caught in the underside of a coat, causing it to flap around briefly

TessRants,
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@mcc
This is a series I'm willing to pay streaming prices for.

Bigshellevent,
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@mcc every house cat ever would like to discuss about this subtoot.

faraiwe,
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@mcc funny tidbit bestiary (Creatires & Treasures vol III?) has exactly that: dragonettes.
They come in all varieties of their larger cousins, but with proportionate breath and magic that is more prosaic and quirky. Whereas dragons considered genius level intelligence, dragonettes are nore... pet like.

faraiwe,
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mcc,
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@faraiwe oh, adorable

mcc,
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@faraiwe (the image is from the rollmaster book?)

faraiwe,
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@mcc no, unforts, this is not from ....

But it could be, if you desire to play a character with a dragonette. Who so happens to like to flame crème brulé. As a hobby, you know. They're quirky like that.

zdl,
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@faraiwe @mcc Rolemaster had some of the coolest oddball critters. And the Shadow World setting for it made use of them all, I swear.

faraiwe,
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@zdl @mcc I still twitch when I read the word "".

RM is an unforgiving enough (if GM so desires) system, but cranked that to 11.

Nifty environment, cool specific critters and other quirks, but the "you walk ... you die" wears you out.

zdl,
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@faraiwe @mcc I've never had a problem toning down lethality in games and settings (I mean once I realize it's there: my first attempt at running Rolemaster was one of the most horrific TPKs of my life! 😆 Who knew wolves were so dangerous to armed and armoured warriors!? 🤣 I do. Now!)

dmaonR,
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xgranade,
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@dmaonR @mcc @faraiwe All of the art to Flamecraft is 100% adorable.

nazokiyoubinbou,
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@mcc Is it weird that my first thought was the Discworld "swamp dragons"? 😁

mcc,
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@nazokiyoubinbou the swamp dragons sounded a little… undignified. I didn't realize they were small enough to sit in your shoulders!

nazokiyoubinbou,
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@mcc Their scientific name is draconis vulgaris, lol. Pratchett did them as a sort of extreme opposite direction of the legendary dragons.

Some burp wrong when upset and explode.

This is clearly not at all what you were talking about, but I had Discworld on the brain.

tantramar,
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@mcc new life goal just dropped (acquiring a hoard of 6 nickels & 17 pennies).

maswan,
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aldeka,
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@mcc and metallic clothing has come into fashion to entice the dragon to sit on your lap

there was no need to make riding around in a lady’s handbag more appealing

TessRants,
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@mcc
"My, this couch is lumpy... And...Squirming?"
"Oh, you'd best stand up then... That'll be young Anagorax, scavenging for his tiny hoard. He's coming up on his first molting."
"Always a wonder to witness their first molting... But best done from a distance."
"Safest thing, if one enjoys the current state of one's eyebrows."
"Well, if he comes out before I go, I've a beautifully shiny nickel to contribute."
under-cushion rustling ceases, suddenly.
"He definitely heard you."

endareth,
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@mcc Good old Discworld dragons 😁

18+ RethinkJeff,
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@mcc This is basically the opposite of the plot for Dragon Riders of Pern, where they breed the dragons to be bigger and bigger and more psychic to burn the thread out of the sky.

lothcat,
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@mcc I would like to adopt one of these toy dragons, please.

bittersweetdb,

@mcc @AnnaAnthro Nice! 👏

seanwildz,
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@mcc then they will take small princess dolls, too!

cyberlyra,
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@mcc @trochee As I recall the original How to Train your Dragon books feature essentially this style of dragon. Pocket sized…

lightninhopkins,
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@mcc and shit on the floot

Beachhart,

@mcc this more or less exists in Terry Pratchett's disk world (Guards, Guards! Being a good example), but it love the change pile

ImpudentStrumpet,
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@mcc And they can be trained to breathe just a lil bit of fire to light a candle or something. Or maybe to flambe a gourmet dish if you're feeling particularly show-offy

mcc,
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@ImpudentStrumpet In some medieval societies, small trained dragons are the only way to get a flame of sufficient intensity and focus to make a proper Creme Brulee

GeePawHill,
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@mcc Fact.

mcc,
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@GeePawHill A lot of people don't know this

GeePawHill,
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@mcc I feel it's on us, for not effectively sharing the actual truth.

sboger,
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@mcc Every single time someone brings up tiny beasts, I think of this commercial...

video/mp4

ChateauErin,
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@mcc tiny dragon spinning around inside an automatic change sorter having the time of its life

qurlyjoe,
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@mcc
What about the fire breathing business? Would come in handy when the bong is passed around, but are they fully house-trained?

@AlgoCompSynth

desafinado,
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@mcc Sounds like a convenient way of making toast, too.

neia,

@mcc They're a commitment! A dragon is for life, not just for Hogswatchnight.

grb090423,
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@neia @mcc

👍🤗

MrDave10,
emaytch,
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@mcc very important to me that the tiny dragons also act basically the same as cats do re: their larger cousins

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