RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Important Question: Why is this image so overtly sexual?

RoseRaven,
@RoseRaven@eldritch.cafe avatar

@RickiTarr

Oh all this time I thought it was "ET phone home" and now I see it was "ET bone him".

outer,
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@RickiTarr It sells tickets. When will it/he be released?

twitloyalist,
@twitloyalist@twit.social avatar

@RickiTarr It is romantic fuzzy, ET is holding Spielberg like he is ETs to protect. Spielberg is holding ETs hand caressingly. I suppose they could not have kids, but with ET dressed like a farmer, you never know.

sbuzzard,
@sbuzzard@hachyderm.io avatar

@RickiTarr I can’t wait until they uncover his sexy shark & sexy velociraptor pics.

sollat,
@sollat@masto.ai avatar

@RickiTarr
Too many fingers everywhere.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@RickiTarr

E.T. is ...

Wait, what was I going to write, oh Cthulhu, make it stop!

sennoma,
@sennoma@chaos.social avatar

@RickiTarr I'm going with "because Spielberg's a pervert*", myself.

*not necessarily a pejorative; some of my best friends, etc

zombiecube,
@zombiecube@c.im avatar

@RickiTarr

Did you get the pictures of E.T and Steven Spielberg?

Sure did boss. Real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

What?

RickiTarr,
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@zombiecube BAHAHA

pavel,
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NormanDunbar,
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@pavel @RickiTarr That's what I thought too!

Lana,
@Lana@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr when the couple at the end of the bar start looking at you like this:

michelestrider,
@michelestrider@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr Why/how is a puppet giving bedroom eyes?

Eka_FOOF_A,
@Eka_FOOF_A@spacey.space avatar

@RickiTarr
LOL That is a typical pose of a man behind his woman... Doubly so with the hand holding.

YakyuNightOwl,
@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr All it does is make us nervous for the children, but then falling off a bicycle 500 feet in the air is bad too. Stranger danger.

flargh,
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artisanrox,
@artisanrox@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr

because sex sells and capitalism doesn't sell to aro aces who just like cake and cheese and garlic bread

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@artisanrox Wait who doesn't like cake, cheese, and garlic bread

martin,
@martin@strandgut.net avatar

@RickiTarr Because we had sex with everybody all the time in those days.

cavyherd,
@cavyherd@wandering.shop avatar

@RickiTarr

It's the hands

tallawk,
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@RickiTarr
Permanent records like this are the reason why cocaine isn't the first choice of drug at the party anymore.

wilpercy,
@wilpercy@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr I think it has something to do with ET’s gleaming helmet.

rebelrebel62,
@rebelrebel62@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr “…no, we’re just off to our pottery class. Why do you ask?”

LGS,
@LGS@friendsofdesoto.social avatar

@RickiTarr Consensual probing.

Kierkegaanks,
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr glowing finger rubbing nipple

pjohanneson,
@pjohanneson@mstdn.ca avatar

@RickiTarr Unrelated: If you haven't read the sequel to E.T.—titled E.T.: The Book of the Green Planet—you really should.

https://ettheextraterrestrial.fandom.com/wiki/The_Book_of_the_Green_Planet

Kierkegaanks,
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party avatar

@pjohanneson @RickiTarr now playing: perennial fernemy - fear of a green planet

RacerX,
@RacerX@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr ET stands for Extremely Tantric?

N0ZB,
@N0ZB@mastodon.radio avatar

@RickiTarr

Are they both looking at an open bag of Reese's Pieces?

unclepj,
@unclepj@zirk.us avatar

@N0ZB @RickiTarr I mean, that’s how I look at a bag of Reeces Pieces…

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