RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

I don't get the genre of T-shirts and bumper stickers that are Wives proud of their husband's jobs.

Nickiquote,
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr “Proud wife of an abortionist” would be an interesting one.

farah,
@farah@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr Seriously though and it’s always like for the professions that have uniforms/dress code. Maybe that’s it! they feel left out they can’t wear uniforms too!!

NickGates,
@NickGates@friendsofdesoto.social avatar

@farah @RickiTarr I have a dress code at my work but my wife doesn't have a T-shirt bragging about her financial counselor husband

MichaelPorter,
@MichaelPorter@ottawa.place avatar

@RickiTarr I want one that says, “Proud Husband of my WIFE, er, Morgan Fairchild, yeah, that’s the ticket”

HunkThunderzone,
@HunkThunderzone@beige.party avatar

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ultraloveheaven,
@ultraloveheaven@computerfairi.es avatar

@HunkThunderzone @RickiTarr Don’t fuck with a man who owns a gun, drinks whiskey, works a construction job and was born in the 80’s
(imagine this is in various fonts & sizes)

HunkThunderzone,
@HunkThunderzone@beige.party avatar
RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@HunkThunderzone @ultraloveheaven Oh that is exactly it lol

olav,
@olav@theweird.space avatar

@RickiTarr @HunkThunderzone @ultraloveheaven

Monotype (the font company) has ads on FB suggesting you should pay them to help you do this

edit: I've had to clean up a number of newsletters and product flyers to fix this and other publishing nightmares

farah,
@farah@beige.party avatar

@HunkThunderzone @ultraloveheaven @RickiTarr Now you gotta make this into a t shirt! 😅

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar
YakyuNightOwl,
@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world avatar

@RickiTarr "Front: PROUD WIFE OF AN UNDERTAKER

Back: EVERYONE IS A SHOVEL READY PROJECT"

angiebaby,
@angiebaby@mas.to avatar

@YakyuNightOwl @RickiTarr

And if you click here, you can visit our mortuary gift shop, Shovelware™.

erik,
@erik@infrageeks.social avatar

@RickiTarr Is “Proud Wife" not the complement to “Proud Boy”? With all that is encoded in that phrase?

MishaVanMollusq,
@MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social avatar

@erik @RickiTarr Proud Boys have wives? Thought they were all too well fed Incels with jobs

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@MishaVanMollusq @erik I wish they didn't, but lots of women hate themselves

kyonshi,
@kyonshi@dice.camp avatar

@erik @RickiTarr I always kind of read that a bit condescendingly. I mean, "I am a proud wife to an engineer" sounds like she's happy she managed to get him to wear pants this morning.

proud boy on the other hand sounds like being proud is everything they managed so far. which I guess is a pretty good description.

qurlyjoe,
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social avatar

@kyonshi @erik @RickiTarr
Proud Boy is what cattle ranchers call the castrated male cattle.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@kyonshi @erik It is very mothery isn't it

CuriousMagpie,
@CuriousMagpie@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr They are part of the Stepford Wives wanna be club.

HumToTable,
@HumToTable@sfba.social avatar

@RickiTarr Lesbians need to up the ante with "Proud wife of my wife" shirts.

fmhilton,
@fmhilton@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@RickiTarr I don't either. What about husbands doing the same.."Proud husband of a doctor" "Proud husband of a housewife"?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@fmhilton I just don't want to be what I do for money lol

fmhilton,
@fmhilton@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@RickiTarr And what about this one, then: "Proud spouse of a feminist"? That's pretty non-work.

purplepadma,
@purplepadma@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr What like, “My hubby is a plumber!”?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar
colo_lee,
@colo_lee@zirk.us avatar

@RickiTarr @purplepadma I'm sure there are a lot of "proud wife of a mathematician" shirts too ...

1dalm,
@1dalm@deacon.social avatar

@colo_lee @RickiTarr @purplepadma

"Proud wife of an Infectious Disease Nurse".

purplepadma,
@purplepadma@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr ohhh kayyyy

dabertime,
@dabertime@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr Very strange. How we do our job, what we put into it and why, may be a reflection of our character, but a job is not Who we are.

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

Seems like an extension of a certain sort of military partner.

Kierkegaanks,
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party avatar

@Sir_Osis_of_Liver @RickiTarr why should the clearly insane spouse get saluted?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Kierkegaanks @Sir_Osis_of_Liver Why should anyone get saluted really lol

Kierkegaanks,
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr @Sir_Osis_of_Liver i could never figure out the point of mandatory military service and in return they felt i could demoralize my unit and let me go

tuban_muzuru,
@tuban_muzuru@ohai.social avatar

@Kierkegaanks @Sir_Osis_of_Liver @RickiTarr

I've dealt with these owives. "No ma'am, I only salute owives whose husbands are O-5 and above... seriously, go ask your husband... division policy, ask the S3"

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party avatar

@tuban_muzuru @Kierkegaanks @RickiTarr

Friggen unbelievable.

I was just a weekend warrior. I'm fairly sure my wife had no idea what my rank was.

When I left for training, she'd say something like: "Have fun at gun school!"

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar
TheBreadmonkey,
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar

@Sir_Osis_of_Liver @RickiTarr

My wife is a teacher, so you'd better leave 25-30 school aged children with me on a daily basis

IT'S CALLED RESPECT

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Sir_Osis_of_Liver Those are the worst ones

Waitnwallflower,
@Waitnwallflower@beige.party avatar

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RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Waitnwallflower Yep, and there's one for everything!

farah,
@farah@beige.party avatar
Kierkegaanks,
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr @Waitnwallflower proud wife with nothing going on with myself

argv_minus_one,
@argv_minus_one@mstdn.party avatar

@RickiTarr @Waitnwallflower

“Yes, he bought me this shirt” 🤣

MegaMichelle,
@MegaMichelle@a2mi.social avatar

@RickiTarr @Waitnwallflower

🤔 Proud Wife of a Lesbian.

log,
@log@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@RickiTarr @Waitnwallflower How about an AI-spammed t-shirt that reads: "It only took me 5 years to train the stupid out of my husband. What's taking you so long?"

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@log @Waitnwallflower I see those kinds of shirts in the mall.all the time, that seem loving at first and then completely trash their spouse

log,
@log@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@RickiTarr @Waitnwallflower Seems less cringey than the spouse-brag shirts.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@log @Waitnwallflower I just don't know why you would be married to someone you hate

log,
@log@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@RickiTarr @Waitnwallflower Sane species shoot spores into the wind. Or release them into the ocean.

sollat,
@sollat@masto.ai avatar

@RickiTarr @Waitnwallflower
You know, I heard something about pride in an old book or two… what could that have been…

WrenArcher,
@WrenArcher@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr
Wow... that is some cringey ass stuff and I wear a shirt that says,

I CAN DO ANYTHING

except reach the top shelf
i can't do that

@Waitnwallflower

potpie,
@potpie@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr @Waitnwallflower I would need one that says, "proud husband of a director of--actually you know what there's a lot of things in her job description and she does a whole lot more that her title doesn't even capture--can I just email you later?"

Neat_hot,
@Neat_hot@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr “My Other Husband Is An Astronaut”

jeff,
@jeff@my0.net avatar

@RickiTarr feel the same about shirts with flags skulls and bald eagles 😂 with a ridiculous saying. get trashy vibes

rlstone4dems,
@rlstone4dems@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr I also don't understand why they wear them. It's almost as if the wives need a constant reminder to be proud of their husband's jobs. Maybe that's why they wear them??

billyjoebowers,
@billyjoebowers@mastodon.online avatar

@RickiTarr

OK, but no one wears these in real life, right? This is just AI generated nonsense, right? Please say yes.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@billyjoebowers Oh I've seen them many times lol

billyjoebowers,
@billyjoebowers@mastodon.online avatar

@RickiTarr

I've never heard of this, and wish I didn't know.

TheBreadmonkey,
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

Proud husband of whatever it is my wife does 👍

mentallyalex,
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr I obviously don't know these people but I wonder if they have anything else to be proud about.

At all. In any way.

I wish they would find more self happiness.

doctorLURK,
@doctorLURK@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr that's just because you've never seen one in proper use (worn ironically by a mysteriously angular enby with major chaos vibes)!

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@doctorLURK Proud Wife of a Beer Guzzling Lazy Asshole

memphismary,
@memphismary@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr ugh. i was always sickened by the women getting MRS degrees; not they have the privilege of a college education, but only as a stepping stone to a high earning husband. then they do little with their degree.

lori,

@RickiTarr @memphismary I've done little with my degree but it's not for lack of trying.

memphismary,
@memphismary@mastodon.social avatar

@lori @RickiTarr same. mine is only a two year degree 😑

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