From now until the #election, I'm playing the Benny Hill theme tune at full volume and adopting a Kenneth Williams "oooh matron" voice, because it's now the only way to keep a grip on #reality
Sunak rejects the offer of a mobility scheme for young people between the EU & UK
Labour also rejected the EU's proposal which would've allowed young people to live, work & study in the bloc
Opinion: This is what I hate about politics! The Tories know they've made a mess of Brexit, but daren't do anything to repair the damage. Labour can't agree to it because they'll be accused of reversing Brexit
#Sunak is battling with #ReformUK for the #FarRight#Gammon vote, so there's zero chance he'd touch it for fear of #Farage claiming #Brexit's failed because it's the wrong type of Brexit. 🙄
#Starmer doesn't want to reignite the 2019 "Get Brexit Done" battle which proved so effective against the hapless #Corbyn.
For #Labour it's a case of power first, then resolve issues like this if they gain power after #GE2024. Starmer won't say or do anything beforehand to jeopardise that.
In the 'non EU' queue recently in #German#immigration. The #Gammon in front of me was complaining about how 'they' have a law that would put you in prison for being rude to officials, but they can be rude as they like to you.
He then was insensed that the officer was spending a long time politely detailing to the person in front how to get to Frankfurt, what to see, and generally being a wonderful, welcoming ambassador for Germany.
By 'public' he means 'other old white Brits like me' because the slab of roast beef that is his mind cannot conceptualise of anybody different from himself.
Will the poshos at Reform tolerate such a LOUD thug in their ranks?
Imagine being told for years that not only are you wrong (when you were so fucking right) but also you're the problem with this country and you should just shut up or fuck off out of a country which is no longer yours.
And then, in the blink of eye, "Hey, that Brexit was a bad idea, wasn't it?"
And now you'll be expected to play along with those people, just swallow down the abuse they dealt out to you, because you don't matter as much as they do.
These cunts here, this gammon filth, I hate them as much as they hate me.
These stupid British fucks, with the mentality of a cruel child, they're the only ones Westminster listens to because the ignorant cattle that they are can be relied upon to vote against their own best interests time after time.
It really is too funny watching gammons trying to retcon Brexit to maintain the "take back control" narrative by saying that it's harder to control your borders when you're an island 😂 😂 #Brexit#Gammon
I've been banned from commenting on the telegraph. I was trying out their £1 for three months trial (which is just about worth the pound, but not much more).
I'll have to stick to mastodon in future. I don't think there are too many telegraph readers here.
Just had a troll reply to a post I made on Reddit (nothing too bad, just being a dick) and it made me realise how troll-free my experience on here has been.
So thank you, mods of mas.to and admin too!
(not tagging because they have enough tags to wade through, I'm guessing!)
I cannot emphasise now much the lack of #gammon, #flagshaggers and general Tories on here improves my mental health.
I know all the knobheads are still out there but at least this is ONE PLACE I'm not forced to listen to there insane flat earth / anti vaxx / transphobic / Christian Taliban fucking bullshit.
There is an axis of evil/stupid now and it is all the worst people, in one big frenzied frogball of proto/neofascist fuckery.