autofac, to random

"Thus, if this El Nino peak is as high as we project it will be ... [the] 1.5°C global warming level will have been reached, for all practical purposes. There will be no need to ruminate for 20 years about [this] as IPCC proposes. On the contrary, Earth’s enormous energy imbalance assures that global temperature will be rising still higher for the foreseeable future." https://mailchi.mp/caa/el-nino-fizzles-planet-earth-sizzles-why?e=be8c725017

ai6yr, to random

Lone Cabbage Fish? 🤔

ai6yr,

That explains all the Google Street View locations off the west coast of Africa.

brunus, to random French
@brunus@mamot.fr avatar

Quand t'es covidé en fait le Doliprane c'est comme un zeud' de teush (les vrai.e.s sauront)...tu vois ta réserve, diminuer, diminuer...alors tu divises par deux les doses mais ça fait pas pareil...

Non mais là je suis trop mal, je me fais un 3 feuill...un comprimé complet !
Et j'appelle Momo pour qu'il me mette deux boites de côté avant que toutes les vielles ghoules du quartier ne passe au point de deal avec leurs ordonnances de 3 pages !

brunus,
@brunus@mamot.fr avatar

@TheForeignAgent Ha mince, désolé, ma faute... je parlais de la chaise gaming... ! 🙏

losttourist, to random
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster avatar

Thoughts and prayers (but no more carbonated soft drinks) for @lproven who has just posted this on The Register:

The new Raspberry Pi 5 – which, we can exclusively reveal today, does not cope well with having cola spilled over it so readers may not see a long-term test of the device

(Sorry, Liam, but you did fess up in public!) 😄

lackattack, to twitter
@lackattack@mastodon.social avatar

#X ceo Linda Yaddayaddayadda cares so little about her company that its app is not on her homescreen.
https://www.theverge.com/2023/9/28/23895336/oh-look-its-linda-yaccarinos-home-screen

obster, to random

So THAT'S what it's called!
🍪 🍫 🍩 🍿

iangriffin, to random
@iangriffin@mastodon.nz avatar

Ok I may have slightly over calculated the number of (i might add handmade) dumplings needed for tonight’s beef stew. For 2….

Goretta_Synn, to Horror
@Goretta_Synn@horrorhub.club avatar

I’m listening to the audiobook There’s Someone Inside Your House, my car’s display makes it seem even MORE menacing 🙃

ai6yr, to Cybersecurity

Much, much worse than forgetting to zip up your fly. (also: zero interest in the GPS coordinates of any "Internet connected chastity device" 😂 ) https://techcrunch.com/2023/09/02/smart-chastity-cage-emails-passwords-location/

AstroHawk, to Astronomy
@AstroHawk@spacey.space avatar

The "Blue Moon" was total false advertising.😀 It didn't turn blue🔵... maybe a little if you can get the lens flare just right.

KO6YQ, to internet

"*@gmail.com" by @XKCD comic imagines how the emailpocalypse📧☠️ could happen https://xkcd.com/2822/

cazabon, to Electronics

I think perhaps that the manufacturer's "typical application" circuit is missing a few things...

TarkabarkaHolgy, to Parenting Hungarian
@TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social avatar

"Yes honey, we will go home and you can eat the kitty cat."

The elderly lady giving me a horrified look at the park probably doesn't know chicken nuggets come in cat-shaped pieces now...

😆 🐈

Tutanota, to privacy
@Tutanota@mastodon.social avatar

rules.

JayLittle,
@JayLittle@fosstodon.org avatar

@Tutanota But don’t y’all offer a free tier of your service?

ppatel, to random
@ppatel@mstdn.social avatar

Looks like India succeeded in landing its lander on the moon.

ppatel,
@ppatel@mstdn.social avatar

@awoodsnet Damn! I didn't realize I was giving away spoilers!

ppatel, to random
@ppatel@mstdn.social avatar

I'm not going to comment on a certain individual's rants against common decency when defined as "woke" by the American right as standing for anything other than that privileges rich, white Americans. Nope. Not going to comment at all.

stroz, to random

My wife is bringing home a new kitten.

I'm so tired, but the offspring promise to take more responsibility. I'm sure we're all aware of how this will go...

stroz,

We took Simon to the vet for shots/checkup, and it turns out Simon is actually Olive!

So everyone meet Olive 🤣

ppatel, to random
@ppatel@mstdn.social avatar

Finding out that one's ID and passport are both expired just when one needs them the most!

shawnhooper, to random
@shawnhooper@fosstodon.org avatar

Dump truck hit a hydro pole outside. It’s snapped but hasn’t fallen over yet.

Looks like it will be an evening without power.

ipxfong, to random
@ipxfong@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

I'm guessing that no one on the marketing team spoke Spanish.

nothe, to random
@nothe@notacult.social avatar

my dad, just now (10 pm local): Happy almost late birthday.
my step mom, a min before that: Oh my God! My calendar was off a day. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
i’m so amused :D

jrefior, to random
@jrefior@hachyderm.io avatar

I don't know how you burrow your car all the way into a building "while trying to park," especially as a new driving instructor, but it does make for quite the photo
https://www.autoblog.com/2023/08/10/a-trainee-driving-instructor-plowed-his-car-into-the-driving-school-he-worked-at-while-trying-to-park-during-his-second-day-on-the-job/

archeaids, to Archaeology
@archeaids@mastodon.online avatar

Stream-battered red jasper cobble. The negative flake scars are most likely from stream transport since there is a lot of wear & damage.

No idea where I got this from. Would be nice slabbed for cabochons or beads.

Red jasper was a preferred material for beads & pendants all over the world. The Poverty Point culture in North America is known for their owl pendants & grasshopper beads.

andrea_smandrea,

@archeaids i saw the pic & thought it was really rare steak.

cjhubbs, to random

Just got a co-worker spooled up for a meeting that looked like it was at 9 AM today. We were both on the zoom call and nobody else was showing up... then we double-checked the invite and realized it was actually planned for 8/17. I had the wrong day highlighted on my calendar.

noisetank, to zxspectrum

I made a game! Quite badly! On purpose!

And @jbizzel had to critique the awful thing. But he liked it anyway! What a screwball. Check out the review:

https://csscgc23.blogspot.com/2023/07/screwball-campbell-robert-aka-flat-duck.html

Maze-like game screenshot. Text reads: “You obnoxious looking weasel”

noisetank,

I suppose I’d better fix that end-of-level-one LOADing bug, then!

If you get a BREAK error in the meantime just CONTINUE (C key in 48K mode) to resume the game!

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