So accidentally mailing out a #nazi slogan. Haha, looks bad, but I'm sure there's a few innocuous ones you could pull out.
But "My honor is my loyalty" is...creepy at the absolute best, even ignoring that it's from Himmler.
...also when did all these freedom-loving, alpha-wolf, uncucked masculine independent patriots start talking about "loyalty" like it's of critical value? Don't answer, I know when and more importantly why.
A man who stowed away beneath a B-double trailer instead of paying for a short taxi ride home is lucky to be alive after he ended up travelling nearly 400 kilometres on metal racks suspended barely a metre off the road.
This morning's home project: retrofitting the bird-sized eave vents with intumescent, fire blocking vents. Missed a bunch the last time around, only noticed it when I got access to the interior space they are connected to. Wildfire risk mitigation. #diy#roof#vents#firewall
Not shown: I failed to obey the "measure twice, order once" rule, and I ordered the wrong size retrofit vents. Instead of paying a return charge and shipping, I elected to drill out the holes slightly to fit the vents I purchased. It was ugly, but built a wood template so I could center my drill, and expanded all the holes. #oops#diy
This is Bob* the sourdough starter. Yesterday Bob had ✨the best day✨ of its little life, because due to the normal order of my kitchen containers being rearranged without me realizing, Bob got fed a scoop of icing sugar rather than its normal diet of flour 😂 #sourdough#oops
(yes, named Bob because of “A Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking” by @ursulav)
If you're having a difficult day today, spare a thought for #DavidMaddox, political editor of the #DailyExpress. He used his skill and judgment to predict the outcome of this weekend's election in #Poland
"Brexit-hater Donald Tusk faces humiliation as vote threatens to end Poland's EU membership".
'We discovered that Microsoft Word will now automatically generate Alt Text (alternative text) descriptions of the images you insert into your documents after it described an Ethiopic scroll as a roll of toilet paper. Clearly the robots have some training to do on cultural heritage materials.'