LuciferMorningstar, to shitposting

Oh, so we're celebrating our heritage now? Okay.

laprice, to shitposting
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Real hours here.

Who up?

laprice,
@laprice@mastodon.social avatar

@kevbob temporal dislocation is somewhat painful.
Good luck on your trip.

garfieldairlines, to shitposting

So, take two, since my own server was börked beyond repair ! I don't learn about my own failures so I did it again and rebuilt my server from scratch.

Miaou ! I'm garfieldairlines, a excessively / kittykat who sucks at and likes amnimols (with or without ). I'm also a and enjoyer ​:ablobcatcoffee:​.

You'll often find me at events and near critical infrastructure, and especially burning critical infrastructure. Just promise me a cup of cofe au lait or say pspsps and I might come to you (maybe). ​:orangekater:​

( 🖍️ @moon / 📷 @HikaruWusky )

garfieldairlines,

@MagicLike the maymays are free, steal them (just like I did), I claim no rights over these ! ​:neocat_thief:​

MagicLike,
@MagicLike@mstdn.social avatar

@garfieldairlines and what about this post :neofox_laptop_owo:

strypey, to music
@strypey@mastodon.nzoss.nz avatar

This Primus video always cheers me up when life is getting too serious: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=DkkS1smAFgs

Ming, to shitposting
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FlockOfCats,
@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp avatar

@Ming 右はchode-o いい!

SrRochardBunson, to shitposting

"He called the shit 'poop'!"

(Now THAT'S )

Billy Madison Gif "He called the shit 'poop'!"

PabloMartini,

@SrRochardBunson was it just a passing comment? Or a political statement?

SirViolentDeath, to twitter

Dramatization

Dearest xxxx,

I know it's been a while since our last correspondence. I heard that King Musk is threatening to attack Emporer Marc von Zuckerberg III for having his territory be similar in design (due to hiring King Musk's former workers). King Musk has gone so far as to (and forgive my vulgarity) have a "manhood" measuring contest. This is all truly absurd.

Love,

Xxxx

drahardja, to shitposting
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brennansv,
@brennansv@sfba.social avatar

@drahardja We really need the media companies to ask some serious questions of Jack and Zuck about the serious concerns of the previous apps/platforms and how the new ones have addressed those concerns. I have yet to see this kind of coverage.

The reason I do not expect it is that any media org which is critical of any social media platform risks becoming shadow banned so their reach is severely limited. It is why most writers and hosts of TV news shows are often blissfully unaware of any problems.

SomeGadgetGuy, to tech
@SomeGadgetGuy@techhub.social avatar

"Wait... No.... Not like that! Don't go to that other social media company! I'll uh ... I'll sue them! Yeah! Sue them!"

TheOmegaOnion,

@SomeGadgetGuy just realized that Elon is to tech/ Twitter as the Kardashians are to media/ TV. Both are painful to watch but you keep wanting to see what shyt is going to happen next.
Maybe if we stop acknowledging the tantrums, the children were stopped trying to seek attention in negative ways.🫤

SomeGadgetGuy,
@SomeGadgetGuy@techhub.social avatar

@TheOmegaOnion Agreed. It's like all that reality TV posturing. The drama and controversy keep people watching. Musk has never been an earnest commenter or participant. There's no "shaming" him into better behavior because he's a shitposter. The whole point is to do ANYTHING to get attention.

badgersaurus, to shitposting

are there any like. fun accts on here because so far ive seen maybe 5 i need my stupid images fix

ubi,
@ubi@ecoevo.social avatar

@badgersaurus There definitely needs to be a better guide to all of this. I only recently figured it out when I realised that there was so much stuff going on that I couldn't see.

Instances really do matter for your experience on the Fediverse. What you do see really depends on which instances your home instance federates with.

This one in particular is mainly for academics, so definitely you'd see it skewed towards more serious content (with a few hobby posts in between).

testing,

@ubi @badgersaurus
okay go to puniland: mk.absturztau.be ​:blobcat_googly_beer_think:​

etherdiver, to shitposting
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DavBot,
@DavBot@nerdculture.de avatar

@etherdiver
I love trolling jesus!!
PLAY FREEBIRD!!

drahardja, to LEGO
@drahardja@sfba.social avatar

The most realistic Star Wars set ever

Andrew,

@drahardja Includes 4,054 pieces. A 4-piece minifig + 4,050 million dollar bills. Shipping weight: 1 kilo.

drahardja, (edited )
@drahardja@sfba.social avatar

This is actually a great way to illustrate how much a billion dollars actually is!

According to Bricklink, a 1×2 Lego tile weighs 0.26 g. If each tile represents a dollar, this set would contain four billion tiles, clocking in at over ONE MILLION KILOGRAMS. Delivering this number of bricks would require 49 standard cargo containers (each nominally rated at 21,600 kg).

Even if each tile represents $100, the largest denomination that US paper money comes in, we would still end up with more than 40 million tiles, weighing more than TEN TONS. Imagine holding a tiny lego tile that you can sell for $100, and looking up to see that you have TEN TONS of it stored in a warehouse. That’s how much $4B is worth.

A billion dollars is a incredibly, mind-blowingly vast sum of wealth for one person to own today; an amount so huge that most people don’t really comprehend how large it is.

And once you realize how much $4B actually is, realize that Bill Gates has 29 times that amount, and Elon Musk has 62 times that amount.

anttipeltola, to Suomi
@anttipeltola@mastodon.world avatar

I love how unemployed and disabled shitposters have caused a genuine crisis in right-wing nationalist government just by reading through their social media history.

dec_hl,
@dec_hl@mastodon.social avatar

@anttipeltola oh, what did they find?

anttipeltola,
@anttipeltola@mastodon.world avatar

@dec_hl
The mask of sanity slipping as with all hate filled people that aren't psychopaths playing the long game.

You can start from here (use browser translation):

https://www.hs.fi/

https://www.iltalehti.fi/

https://yle.fi/

etherdiver, to shitposting
@etherdiver@ravenation.club avatar

The struggle is real

anjune,

@etherdiver All the gear I have has the YT channel "Bad Gear" as the top search result

Twoclownseating,
@Twoclownseating@ravenation.club avatar

@etherdiver

I feel your pain

pwithnall, to shitposting
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I bet the massive (and growing) resource consumption of cloud computing is largely because seemingly every CI job downloads (a) an entire operating system, (b) a full set of pinned dependencies, (c) the full version control history of your project, then (d) builds all of them from scratch, then (e) it’s all thrown away and run again because you just force-pushed a typo fix.

pwithnall,
@pwithnall@mastodon.social avatar

@alatiera I'm not necessarily talking about gitlab.gnome.org!

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