imrehg, to python
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The face when you are (marginally) better at than puzzles, so you write code to solve a puzzle in an adventure game.

Definite spoiler for the magnet puzzle in , after trying fiddling around with it for more than 30 minutes originally.

https://gist.github.com/imrehg/cb8c45aa41c2212737967097cab678d7

And this way, I had 2x the amount of fun... Though makes me worried, years ago I remember finishing this game without any programming, so what did I know then that I no longer do??

https://amanita-design.net/games/machinarium.html

nerdeiro, to random

Tomorrow I complete my 50th orbit around Sol. But today, I got proof that I'm bloody old.

Here in Brazil , public transit has to mark some seats as preferred for pregnant women, people with disabilities and the elderly.

I was in the subway, going back home when I moved closer to the exit, since my station was near. A woman sitting in one of the preferred seats offered it to me. I refused, mostly because I didn't realized what was happening until later.

dan613, to random
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“Owner of a Lonely Heart” by progrock band Yes is playing overhead at the mall.

dan613, to random
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Icecube is on insurance ads now. What??

Some_Emo_Chick, to Funny
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SwiftOnSecurity, to random

Here’s how I 10x my sleep:

  • Nootropic mix of Valerian Root, Tart Cherry, Magnesium, and supercritical-extracted Coriander, taken with chamomile tea and overnight vitamins and 1liter of water
  • Latch-lock all external doors with a secondary reinforcement
  • Go upstairs and set alarm system to Away to activate interior motion sensors in addition to all windows and doors
  • Set AC to 68
  • In upstairs sleep room, check all blackout curtains and replace pillowcase
  • Lock interior door and set latch-lock reinforcement (with 3” stud anchor screws in latch and hinges)
  • Put in foam earplugs
  • Activate Amazon Alexa routine to turn on bedroom lights and play repeated sounds if any of my inward-facing exterior cameras gets a motion alarm
  • Set HEPA filter and ceiling fan to high
  • Start CPAP machine I got on Craigslist so I can breathe completely under covers
  • Get under oversized weighted blanket
  • Get 3hours of sleep because it’s 4AM and wake up a few hours later and feel like shit all day
myfear,
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@SwiftOnSecurity that 1L of water? That would make me wake up 5 times during the night 🤣

Rajiv, to random

This is life after 50 y'all :)

hobbitswife, to Instagram
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Just don’t get . The ‘reels’ are shown on Facebook and consist of ‘you mums are doing it wrong, I’m so much better than you....’ ‘baby reveals’ ‘here’s how I cleaned this’ and load of wrong advice. A whole platform filled with this stuff? Not for me.

CerstinMahlow, to random
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Ich dachte ja, eduroam wäre das beste wos je hets gits, aber wie grossartig sind bitte Lesebrillen für n Zehner? Einfach zu den bifokalen Kontaktlinsen dazu und ich kann ohne ausgestreckte Arme lesen — und ohne dass die Buchstaben so klein sind wie mit Gleitsicht. Und on top: Sonnenbrille lässt sich drüberziehen

🤓 😎

mcrocker, to fediverse

Ok - turning 42 in a few weeks, and I thought I’d ask the : How old is too old to go to Dave and Busters? I've never been before and thought it'd be a cool thing to do for my

localzuk, to random
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Suspect 1TB of quota on my broadband is not gonna be enough this month, as I've used 422GB so far. Have a little roll-over from last month, but we'll see!

I blame downloading games for summer play... Baldur's Gate 3 was 100GB on its own.

I remember when you could get multiple games on a single floppy disk.

darkufo, to fedora
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Only seems like yesterday I was getting excited about updating my 5400rpm HDD to a 7200rpm HDD.

Can't believe the speed of some of these new NVMe SSD's drives I've just installed on my Fedora boxes.

detachedspork, to random

Oh, fun moment. I was reading a book that I loved so much I felt the need to buy a physical copy, and I did.
(I can't read it, oh my god, I've been reading Kindles so long the font size snuck up on me)
(Anyway, read Terraformers by @annaleen it's a delight)
(If you live near me, and you're not nearsighted, hit me up for a barely used copy!)

MJones, to random

👁️👁️ Well, had my yearly eye test done, need new glasses! Decided to go in, today to try some new frames on and make my decision to purchase them. This comes as hard, for me, as my current glasses are 5 years old (new lenses as and when required) my prescription sunglasses are 10 years old. I did not burst into tears at the total cost..thankfully. ✅

mivox,
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@MJones I did the new glasses thing this year. Took my first baby steps into the world of progressive lenses, speaking of expensive. 😭

wortkomplex, to gameboy German
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„Mama, gab es schon blaue Pilze, als du Super Mario gespielt hast?“
„Als ich Super Mario gespielt habe, gab es noch keine Farben.“

sarajw, to webdev
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A question on :

Does anyone check their sites with the device font size set to a stop or two larger or smaller than default?

As I'm pushing 40 and now wearing varifocals, I have put my smartphone's system font size up a level.

This seems to occasionally mess with website layouts, sometimes text wraps in unexpected ways, or is partially hidden.

Sometimes it happens only in app-embedded browsers, not the full mobile browser.

victor, to random

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    @victor the web can't be that old...I remember when it was newfangled. Oh, shit...

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