czhang03, 9 months ago to dadjokes I am really surprised there is no pest control company called "heroes of mite and magic" #pun #dadJokes
I am really surprised there is no pest control company called "heroes of mite and magic"
#pun #dadJokes
eonity, 9 months ago to random When is a fish like a bus? When it's a Feebas. #pun #badpun
When is a fish like a bus?
When it's a Feebas.
#pun #badpun
Dadlyambitions, 9 months ago to Meme When they bury yogi bear he'll probably be put into a picnic casket #dadjoke #pun #meme
When they bury yogi bear he'll probably be put into a picnic casket
#dadjoke #pun #meme
Dadlyambitions, 9 months ago to Meme Putting a cat on your head while you make decisions makes it your thinking cat #dadjoke #pun #meme
Putting a cat on your head while you make decisions makes it your thinking cat
Dadlyambitions, 9 months ago to Meme A wet baby owl, is a moist owlette #dadjoke #pun #meme
A wet baby owl, is a moist owlette
Dadlyambitions, 9 months ago to Meme Standing in the ocean daydreaming is fishful thinking. #dadjoke #pun #meme
Standing in the ocean daydreaming is fishful thinking.
Dadlyambitions, 9 months ago to Meme Vultures, when you have your wake and eat it too. #dadjoke #darkjoke #pun #meme
Vultures, when you have your wake and eat it too.
#dadjoke #darkjoke #pun #meme
TardisCaptain, 9 months ago to Humor I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. I am peachless. #pun #humor
I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit.
I am peachless.
#pun #humor
Dadlyambitions, 9 months ago to Meme A hotdog vendor gets home after a long day of work and tells their partner that it was the wurst. #dadjoke #pun #meme
A hotdog vendor gets home after a long day of work and tells their partner that it was the wurst.
Dadlyambitions, 9 months ago to random https://ko-fi.com/dadlyambitions if you enjoy the dad jokes and want to support my nonsense #kofi #dadjoke #pun #selfpromo #shamelessplug
https://ko-fi.com/dadlyambitions if you enjoy the dad jokes and want to support my nonsense
#kofi #dadjoke #pun #selfpromo #shamelessplug
Dadlyambitions, 9 months ago to Meme If a retired pizza maker had to return to his job, he would probably be pretty crusty at it. #dadjoke #pun #meme
If a retired pizza maker had to return to his job, he would probably be pretty crusty at it.
Dadlyambitions, 9 months ago to Meme A cowboy walks into a animal shelter and asks for a dachshund the staff asks him why He looks at them and promptly says someone told me to get a long little doggy #dadjoke #pun #meme
A cowboy walks into a animal shelter and asks for a dachshund the staff asks him why He looks at them and promptly says someone told me to get a long little doggy
Dadlyambitions, 9 months ago to Meme Putting a picture of your house on a tshirt makes it address shirt #dadjoke #pun #meme
Putting a picture of your house on a tshirt makes it address shirt
Dadlyambitions, 9 months ago to Meme There was an explosion at a french cheese factory today... there was de brie everywhere. #dadjoke #pun #badjoke #meme
There was an explosion at a french cheese factory today... there was de brie everywhere.
#dadjoke #pun #badjoke #meme
Dadlyambitions, 9 months ago to Meme Ingesting a clock is largely a time consuming affair #dadjoke #pun #meme
Ingesting a clock is largely a time consuming affair
TardisCaptain, 10 months ago to Humor What do you call a zombified piece of toast? The un-bread. #pun #humor
What do you call a zombified piece of toast?
The un-bread.
Dadlyambitions, 10 months ago to random A capitalist hedgehog believes in prickle down economics. #dadjoke #joke #pun #capitalism #hedgehog
A capitalist hedgehog believes in prickle down economics.
#dadjoke #joke #pun #capitalism #hedgehog
historyshapes, 10 months ago to history Presenting: a #Confederate soldier with a sword through his chest (nice) mixing cocaine and wine 🍷 Or, the inventor of Coca-Cola🥤 It's Soda Pressing: https://www.historyshapes.com/soda-pressing/ Want history cartoons in your inbox? https://historyshapes.com/signup/ @histodons #History #Histodons #Confederacy #CivilWar #PopCulture #CocaCola #Soda #Georgia #Cartoons #Comics #Illustration #FoodHistory #Pun #Puns
Presenting: a #Confederate soldier with a sword through his chest (nice) mixing cocaine and wine 🍷
Or, the inventor of Coca-Cola🥤
It's Soda Pressing: https://www.historyshapes.com/soda-pressing/
Want history cartoons in your inbox? https://historyshapes.com/signup/
@histodons
#History #Histodons #Confederacy #CivilWar #PopCulture #CocaCola #Soda #Georgia #Cartoons #Comics #Illustration #FoodHistory #Pun #Puns
thatfrisiangirlish, 10 months ago to random It's red, too! ... I'm sorry, my humor is about 99% bad puns in bad taste. #pun #BadPun
It's red, too! ... I'm sorry, my humor is about 99% bad puns in bad taste. #pun #BadPun
AnneTheWriter1, 10 months ago to mastodon Bonus #Joke: What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #Jokestodon #ChickensOfMastodon #Puns #Chicken #Chickens #Punster #Pun #BadPun
Bonus #Joke: What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #Jokestodon #ChickensOfMastodon #Puns #Chicken #Chickens #Punster #Pun #BadPun
markarayner, 10 months ago to Clowns They were grilled perfectly, but they still tasted kinda' funny. #clown #clowns #coulrophobia #pun #dadjokes #humor #funny #humour
They were grilled perfectly, but they still tasted kinda' funny.
#clown #clowns #coulrophobia #pun #dadjokes #humor #funny #humour
stina_marie, 10 months ago to Dragonlance Happy Thursday. #meme #AlmostFriday #Death #AngelOfDeath #ArtMeme #horror #pun #funny #PillowFight #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme
Happy Thursday.
#meme #AlmostFriday #Death #AngelOfDeath #ArtMeme #horror #pun #funny #PillowFight #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme
eclectech, 10 months ago to photography Hey y'all, I'd like you to meet my best bud here. #pun #photography #nature #flowers #silly #drawing #SillyScribbles
Hey y'all, I'd like you to meet my best bud here.
#pun #photography #nature #flowers #silly #drawing #SillyScribbles
richardpulsford, 10 months ago to random I texted my alchemist friend, "C u Later?" and he replied, "No, A u, with any luck!" #LunchPun #Pun #Joke
I texted my alchemist friend, "C u Later?" and he replied, "No, A u, with any luck!"
#LunchPun #Pun #Joke
punsteria, 10 months ago to cycling "Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves? Because they’re two-tired! #cycling #pun #joke #bicyclelife #onyourbike" https://punsteria.com/cycling-puns/
"Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves? Because they’re two-tired! #cycling #pun #joke #bicyclelife #onyourbike" https://punsteria.com/cycling-puns/