Wuzzy, 4 days ago to Meme #Nemo wins #ESC. #meme #pun @MissingThePt
#Nemo wins #ESC.
#meme #pun @MissingThePt
neitahchan, 5 days ago to random If you bite and kiss people in the neck as your love language, you can bring people back from the dead. Why ? Because you're a... NECK ROMANCER #pun
If you bite and kiss people in the neck as your love language, you can bring people back from the dead. Why ?
Because you're a...
#pun
TardisCaptain, 16 days ago to Humor NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They're calling it the Apollo G. #pun #humor
NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.
They're calling it the Apollo G.
#pun #humor
Nonilex, 23 days ago (edited 23 days ago) to random #TLcleanse / #BabySquirrel update: Today, after his bath, Ramone announced his intention to pursue a career in finger puppetry. I am supportive. The arts are an incredibly important way for entities to responsibly express themselves. 😉 for new followers, Ramone burst into my life in the middle of my Trump trial jury selection reporting last Thurs. Click on #BabySquirrel to follow all things Ramone. Where it started: https://masto.ai/@Nonilex/112294173767102747 cc @harriettmb
#TLcleanse / #BabySquirrel update:
Today, after his bath, Ramone announced his intention to pursue a career in finger puppetry.
I am supportive. The arts are an incredibly important way for entities to responsibly express themselves.
😉 for new followers, Ramone burst into my life in the middle of my Trump trial jury selection reporting last Thurs.
Click on #BabySquirrel to follow all things Ramone.
Where it started: https://masto.ai/@Nonilex/112294173767102747 cc @harriettmb
Nonilex, 23 days ago Yeah, this is #perfection in a nutshell ouch, painful [#pun intended] Video to flesh out Ramone’s finger puppetry moments: #BabySquirrel #squirrel #love #BabyAnimals The moment Ramone’s finger puppetry art manifested
Yeah, this is #perfection in a nutshell ouch, painful [#pun intended]
Video to flesh out Ramone’s finger puppetry moments:
#BabySquirrel #squirrel #love #BabyAnimals
The moment Ramone’s finger puppetry art manifested
internutter, 27 days ago to random Have you heard about the rising tensions between yoghurt and penicillin? One's probiotic and the other's antibiotic. They're starting a culture war. #pun
Have you heard about the rising tensions between yoghurt and penicillin? One's probiotic and the other's antibiotic.
They're starting a culture war.
pwaring, 28 days ago to DoctorWho How did the Third Doctor check that his code was working before showing it to The Brigadier? He ran the UNIT tests. #DoctorWho #pun
How did the Third Doctor check that his code was working before showing it to The Brigadier?
He ran the UNIT tests.
#DoctorWho #pun
qlp, 1 month ago to random Scuzzy showers, meet SCSI showers #Pun #TBTL
Scuzzy showers, meet SCSI showers
#Pun #TBTL
sesivany, 1 month ago to puns A #pun for good night. #dadpun #puns #punsofmastodon
A #pun for good night.
#dadpun #puns #punsofmastodon
SpectacledLangr, 1 month ago to random It made no deferens to him that there was an earthquake #pun #thatcouldhavegonebadlywrong https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/05/earthquake-vasectomy-new-york-new-jersey
It made no deferens to him that there was an earthquake
#pun #thatcouldhavegonebadlywrong
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/05/earthquake-vasectomy-new-york-new-jersey
Dremmwel, 1 month ago to poland French This morning, I heard a bit about Warsaw uprising during WWII, and I realised that Warsaw sounds like "War-sav !" in Breton language, which means "Get up !" and thus I found this highly accurate. #poland #polska #warsaw #warszawa #breton #brezhoneg #pun #funfact
This morning, I heard a bit about Warsaw uprising during WWII, and I realised that Warsaw sounds like "War-sav !" in Breton language, which means "Get up !" and thus I found this highly accurate.
#poland #polska #warsaw #warszawa #breton #brezhoneg #pun #funfact
funhouseradio, 1 month ago to dating ► https://FunHouseRadio.com <-- ON AIR Be sure to check out our radio stream for more wacky amusements #pun #cartoon #comic #dadjoke #junkfood #naked #dating #mustache #chips #snack #meme #memes
► https://FunHouseRadio.com <-- ON AIR Be sure to check out our radio stream for more wacky amusements #pun #cartoon #comic #dadjoke #junkfood #naked #dating #mustache #chips #snack #meme #memes
funhouseradio, 1 month ago to Cat ► https://FunHouseRadio.com <-- ON AIR #cat #kitten #tabby #starwars #cute #kidsbook #pun #meme #memes
► https://FunHouseRadio.com <-- ON AIR #cat #kitten #tabby #starwars #cute #kidsbook #pun #meme #memes
chestas, 1 month ago to random I had some strawberries today and I wanted to make a joke out of their container. Try as I might, I just couldn't work out how I could pun it. #pun
I had some strawberries today and I wanted to make a joke out of their container.
Try as I might, I just couldn't work out how I could pun it.
krisfreedain, 2 months ago to Humor 🤣 #pun #humor
🤣 #pun #humor
markarayner, 2 months ago to Humor I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week. #rodstewart #colortheory #color #humor #humour #funny #pun #puns
I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.
#rodstewart #colortheory #color #humor #humour #funny #pun #puns
metin, 2 months ago to ilaughed #photo #quote #meme #pun #fun #funny #humor #satire
#photo #quote #meme #pun #fun #funny #humor #satire
AlarminglyBad, 2 months ago to random This joke was inevitable #comic #webcomic #pun #interview
This joke was inevitable
#comic #webcomic #pun #interview
metin, 2 months ago to Meme #meme #joke #pun #it #malware #tech #technology #computing #fun #funny #LOL #humor
#meme #joke #pun #it #malware #tech #technology #computing #fun #funny #LOL #humor
Editrix_Rachel, 2 months ago to random Q: What kind of hats do copyeditors wear? A: Stet-sons #AmEditing #BadDadJokes #Pun
Q: What kind of hats do copyeditors wear?
A: Stet-sons
#AmEditing #BadDadJokes #Pun
negativeprimes, 2 months ago to puns When a pronoun collides with an antinoun, they annihilate each other in a burst of grammar rays. #puns #pun #grammar
When a pronoun collides with an antinoun, they annihilate each other in a burst of grammar rays. #puns #pun #grammar
ThatBlairGuy, 2 months ago to GNOME 🎶 Oh give me a gnome, Where the buffalo roam... 🎶 #gnome #pun
🎶 Oh give me a gnome, Where the buffalo roam... 🎶
#gnome #pun
TardisCaptain, 3 months ago to Humor It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. Not even remotely. #pun #humor
It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe.
Not even remotely.
cynical13, 3 months ago to puns I have the superhuman ability to detect Indian flatbread within a certain proximity. I know, I know... it sounds like naan sense. #WordPlay #Puns #Pun #NotSorry
I have the superhuman ability to detect Indian flatbread within a certain proximity. I know, I know... it sounds like naan sense.
#WordPlay #Puns #Pun #NotSorry
negativeprimes, 3 months ago to random Someone needs to start an emergency orthodontic work company... and name it "AcciDental". #pun
Someone needs to start an emergency orthodontic work company... and name it "AcciDental".
custardfist, 3 months ago to webcomics '𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋' 🐂 More silly comics on https://custardfist.com #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist #bull #bulls #charge #pun #puns #badpun #badpuns
'𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋' 🐂
More silly comics on https://custardfist.com
#webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist #bull #bulls #charge #pun #puns #badpun #badpuns