ADDiane

ADDiane, 7 months ago to random

If you wake me up before you go go I'm going to punch you in your face face.

ADDiane, 7 months ago to random

My husband is just realizing he's autistic, which is funny because he's very autistic and he married the most autistic woman in the US. He's drowning in it. Lol, cute

ADDiane, 7 months ago to random

pokes brain with stick c'mon

ADDiane, 8 months ago to random

logs on great job you guys

ADDiane, 8 months ago to random

You miss 100% of the naps you don't take.

ADDiane, 8 months ago to random

Saturday rainy day floor picnic supplies

ADDiane, 8 months ago to random

Them: you should follow Jesus
Me: what kind of content does he post

ADDiane, 8 months ago to random

Heal your trauma so you don't marry your parent.

ADDiane, 8 months ago to random

Interviewer: what is this gap in your resume?
Me: i give up, what is it

ADDiane, 8 months ago to random

Unhealed trauma is essentially like home alone except there's no burglars and it's just you setting up traps in your own home.

ADDiane, 8 months ago to random

People will really waste their whole lives looking for the approval of other people and that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

ADDiane, 8 months ago to random

Don't you hate it when someone says something fucked up to you and you think about it for the next 30 years.

ADDiane, 8 months ago to random

ABA could also be called "how not to get shot by cops" if everyone were being honest.

ADDiane, 8 months ago to random

You don't have to explain everything anymore. You're safe.

• me to my inner child

ADDiane, 8 months ago to random

Oh you think I'm cool naturally? Do you know how many words I have to fuckin Google daily to keep up. Humiliating.

ADDiane, 8 months ago to random

Therapy isn't enough. I need to start a cult.

ADDiane, 8 months ago to random

Watching old home movies feels like watching true crime.

ADDiane, 9 months ago to random

Having three or more social media apps to update is really challenging my adhd.

ADDiane, 9 months ago to random

It's like my mom used to say "do you ever shut the fuck up?"

ADDiane, 9 months ago to random

Making some questionable choices tonight. Love this for me.

ADDiane, 9 months ago to random

Nobody:

Autistics: wtf is beeping

ADDiane, 9 months ago to random

ADDiane, 9 months ago to random

My mom [eating soy sauce with a spoon]: sweetie, you're normal, I'm normal. We're all normal.

ADDiane, 9 months ago to random

Wanna see something cool?

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ADDiane, 9 months ago to random

Mirrors don’t break, they multiply.