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AdaraAstin

@AdaraAstin@smutlandia.com

The Voice of Your Dreams: Award Winning Audiobook Narrator

Narrating Erotica as Adara Astin & Romance as Eden Cavell

https://justmytoots.com/@AdaraAstin@Smutlandia.com

My posts are licensed CC-BY-NC-ND - see https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/

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glitterfizz, to random
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telecoitus interruptus

AdaraAstin,
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@glitterfizz "Not now, Ma Bell!"

AdaraAstin, to random
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It is incredibly sexy when a man will take no for an answer: graciously, kindly, easily.

Guys, you clearly have no idea what a big green flag this is, so I'm letting you know. 💋

AdaraAstin,
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@gocu54 I can help.

If you ask a question from a place of desperation, the "wrong" answer is going to hurt. If you ask a question from a place of respecting other people's needs and boundaries, and wanting an honest answer that works for all parties, that creates more space to graciously accept whatever answer you receive.

AdaraAstin,
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@gocu54 Absolutely any context. Recognizing the autonomy, boundaries and agency of other people is always good.

josephthomas, to random
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Vulnerable post: about a month ago I got a hair system (modern vernacular for toupees or wigs for men). I was SO nervous how other people would judge me, but I lost my hair in my early 20’s and before that my biological hair was coarse and really difficult to deal with. I’ve been bald or nearly bald for ~20 years.

I was so over-the-moon THRILLED with how I looked! Like more confidence than I’ve had in the last 40 years (predicated on the assumption I wasn’t a very confident infant).

Even though he was supportive leading up to the big day, when I came home from from the barber that day my husband laughed in my face said I was ridiculous and looked like a little boy. Soul crushing shit.

Yesterday, I went to a in person work meeting (PI planning - LOTS of people) one of the product managers RAN up to me gave me a huge hug and she said I looked amazing and she wanted to know all about it. Her kindness nearly made me cry in a ballroom full of 300+ people.

There’s no real moral here. Just be fucking nice to people. A little bit goes a long way.

AdaraAstin, (edited )
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@josephthomas We all deserve to feel good about our bodies and outward appearance. Good for you for giving something new a try.

Partners can be really threatened by change. I hope your husband processes his feelings himself and comes around to this confident, gorgeous new you.

I'm right there with you on active kindness: everyone deserves love, support and validation.

AdaraAstin,
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@josephthomas It's still visible to me from my instance:

https://smutlandia.com/@josephthomas@beige.party/112365848562363766

AdaraAstin,
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@josephthomas (None of us are!)

AdaraAstin, (edited ) to smutstodon
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If you're in the mood for a campy scifi romp, this one's for you!

THE GIANTESS SLAVE has…

🔬 Mad Lady Scientist
💉 Growth Serum
🧠 Mind Control
👣 200-Foot Woman
🚺 All-Female Cast
🎬 B-Movie Vibes

Get yourself this spicy giant woman story today! https://geni.us/TGSla

#NSFW @sizestodon @smutstodon @lesbian
@lesfic @scifi
#SizeFantasy #SizeErotica #Macrophilia #GiantWoman #Giantess #Erotica #ScienceFiction #SFF
#SapphicFiction #MindControl 1/2

AdaraAstin,
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Here's a little teaser for you from "The Giantess Slave." 💋

Meet Catherine, the mad lady scientist, as she puts on her latex gloves and prepares her human experiment.

"Let's begin, shall we?"

https://geni.us/TGSla

#NSFW #MadScientist #MedicalSetting #HumanExperimentation #Latex #SFF
@sizestodon @smutstodon @lesbian @scifi @lesfic 2/2

A Kindle lies at an angle on a bright yellow background. It displays the audiobook of "The Giantess Slave". On the cover, a red-headed giant woman scowls as she crushes a blue sedan in one hand. Text on the cover says: "The Giantess Slave. Written by Amber Collins. Narrated by Adara Astin. Now an Audiobook. Available on Audible, Amazon and Apple Books."

josephthomas, to random
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Why has nobody told me how gullible Gen Z is?

I just convinced one of my employees that the domain .BIZ belonged to the Byzantine Empire.

AdaraAstin,
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@josephthomas I snort-laughed at this loudly.

Trenton_Hoshiko, to random
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I hope you have a nice day. It is a simple hope, but with even small joys around us, I think it is possible.

AdaraAstin,
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@Trenton_Hoshiko I hope your day lightens, Trenton.

AdaraAstin,
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@Trenton_Hoshiko Yay!

monster_mistress, to random
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Great (but late 😅) news! Maintenance has been successful as of yesterday! I admittedly lost track of time thanking @the_yeti for his help https://smutlandia.com/

AdaraAstin,
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@monster_mistress @the_yeti Thank you both for taking care of us and making this great home available.

AdaraAstin, (edited ) to random
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A random question for anyone who watches Turkish dramas:

If you could cast a current Turkish actor to play Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice, who would you pick?

(Is there a hashtag for Turkish dramas? I have no idea.)

@romancelandia

AdaraAstin,
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cc @grrrr_shark & @boby_biq xo

AdaraAstin,
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@grrrr_shark Intersection, Season One, Netflix. Ibrahim Çelikkol is the wounded, brooding love interest.

https://www.justwatch.com/ch/Serie/Koerdueguem

(But skip season 2, it goes off the rails)

AdaraAstin, (edited ) to random
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Re: the last boost

Is someone working on a global low/no-covid specific dating app?

Because if god willing there is ever a world where it's safe for me to leave the house again, I would really like to meet people who are:

  • systems thinkers
  • in solidarity with those who have less economic power
  • fighting eugenics and ableism
  • able to resist peer pressure
  • resolved in their convictions
  • thinking for the long term

Truly, I can think of nothing sexier and I mean that with my whole heart.

AdaraAstin,
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Update: It turns out that the answer is yes!

https://www.covid-chemistry.org/

*I have no affiliation, I haven't check it out, please do your own due diligence, etc.

AdaraAstin,
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Update II: I took a look, and I would not recommend the website at this time.

I want to love it. But there is no About page or indication of who is behind it, no privacy policy, no statement about what they are doing with user data, and no way to contact the creators of the site.

Right now, regardless of the creators' intentions, it looks like a data harvesting scheme.

I hope they address those issues and turn it into a good and safe app that respects users' privacy and safety.

Alice, to random
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I’m an adult and that means I can put a tent on my bed and nobody can stop me.

AdaraAstin, (edited )
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@Alice When I looked a the ad, at first glance I thought these two were having a nice stretch side by side in their bed tent in matching wedding dresses. Bold move, bed tent company. 😂

AdaraAstin, to art
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It's almost the end of another month & you know what that means!

It's a great time to boost your fave indie artists by buying from us, subscribing to our newsletters, reviewing our work, leaving a tip, etc.

Your support lets us keep making art for you. Thank you! 💋

AdaraAstin,
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You can find my audiobooks (and all my links) here: https://adaraastin.ck.page/87de3a4c9f

If you are an Audible member and you have credits leftover at the end of the month, why not treat yourself to a steamy audiobook? 💋

@sizestodon @smutstodon

xinicit, to random
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Pretending to be normal is having a detrimental effect on my ability to pretend to be normal.

AdaraAstin,
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@xinicit I find that I am mostly cutting out of my life the people who force me to mask*...which is almost everyone.

*In the perforvative sense, not the PPE sense.

InternetEh, to random
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what is something you can do a good impression of? Anything, no matter how specific or obscure. Even if it's a noise or sound effect. Boost for science and progress

AdaraAstin,
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@InternetEh The 'Please report to Carousel" voice from Logan's Run.

futurebird, to random
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Has anyone read any good math and science history nonfiction books recently? (pop nonfiction please) Are there any really good ones out?

AdaraAstin,
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@futurebird If med history works for your purpose, I highly recommend The Great Influenza: The Story of the Deadliest Pandemic in History by John M. Barry.

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