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AdaraAstin

@AdaraAstin@smutlandia.com

The Voice of Your Dreams: Award Winning Audiobook Narrator

Narrating Erotica as Adara Astin & Romance as Eden Cavell

https://justmytoots.com/@AdaraAstin@Smutlandia.com

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AdaraAstin, to random
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Today is and this year's theme is Zero Male Suicide.

Men, I would love to know: what are the life skills you wish you had learned when you were younger that have had a positive impact on your mental health and resilience, and how did you come to learn them?

AdaraAstin, to random
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Them: I can't leave [an old problematic platform]. All my friends are there.

Also Them: I have to join [a new problematic platform]. All my friends are there.

Me: I can't be on problematic platforms. Because, in addition to all the other obvious reasons, I don't want to give my friends a reason to be there.

AdaraAstin, to random
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It is incredibly sexy when a man will take no for an answer: graciously, kindly, easily.

Guys, you clearly have no idea what a big green flag this is, so I'm letting you know. 💋

AdaraAstin, (edited ) to random
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A male friend told me that he acutely feels the absence of lingerie options for men, and when a woman is all dressed up for him and the best he's got is regular boxers, he feels like he's letting her down.

Masc people, are there options for (masc) dress-up undergarments that give you joy? What are youe go-to lingerie-ish things? Anything?

AdaraAstin, to random
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I wonder sometimes if men's suits genuinely look good, or if they just seem good due to the combination of status marker and social conditioning.

It's hard to separate social constructs from perception and taste.

AdaraAstin, to art
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It's almost the end of another month & you know what that means!

It's a great time to boost your fave indie artists by buying from us, subscribing to our newsletters, reviewing our work, leaving a tip, etc.

Your support lets us keep making art for you. Thank you! 💋

AdaraAstin, to random
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Filthy, but sterilized

— how my dishes increasingly come out of the dishwasher.

*Also how I like my men, obviously.

AdaraAstin, to random
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I just briefly thought about dating apps sending out a year end wrap of your dating stats...

...and then collapsed in hilarity.

No one wants to see those numbers, Bob. 😂 😂 😂

AdaraAstin, (edited ) to random
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Hey, NSFW Mastodon!

I'm going to bump my post about the audiobooks that are about to go offline. I'm about to lose out on five years of royalty sales so if you have ever thought you might like to buy one of them, please get them now while they are still available. I don't know how long they'll stay up, but based on past dealings with Apple Books & ACX, they will probably be gone forever within a week or so, maybe less.

Thanks for your support in these literally trying times.

@smutstodon 1/4

AdaraAstin, to random
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Boosts aren't endorsements, they're marriage proposals. That's just how it is, I don't make the rules.

AdaraAstin, to random
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You know what's sexy? Using your powers for good.

People who use their powers for good are in a whole other league.

AdaraAstin, to Halloween
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I should probably boost my Halloween audiobooks around this time of year, hmmm? 💋

AdaraAstin, to art
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It's almost the end of the month & you know what that means!

It's a great time to boost your fave indie artists by buying from us, subscribing to our newsletters, reviewing our work, leaving a tip, etc.

Your support lets us keep making art for you. Thank you! 💋

  • Boosts appreciated *

@art

AdaraAstin, (edited ) to random
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Current Status: Singing "This is not my circus! These are not my monkeys!", to the tune of Rod Stewart's "If you think I"m sexy."

AdaraAstin, to random
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Remember ladies: Younger men are a renewable resource. There's a new crop every year. 💋

ThunderHoneySnow, to random
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Family visits: I explained that we were being very covid cautious and wouldn't unmask. They said they were being very careful, not seeing many people. I declined their lunch and brunch offers.

Showed up. They invited another person with a chronic cough. Later, I learned first person was just getting over "flu and pneumonia" and had travelled earlier that week.

Their "very careful" is not going to keep me safe.

I hate not being able to trust people to keep me safe.

AdaraAstin,
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@ThunderHoneySnow "It's okay, I'm very covid cautious" is the new "We don't need a condom, I've been tested."

AdaraAstin, to random
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Compersion is a way of life.

*It least it can be.

**For a good life.

AdaraAstin, to random
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I have been chatting with @Holberg about the DIVINE sound of the Hammond organ so tell me, all: what are your favorite songs that really show the Hammond organ off?

AdaraAstin, to random
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If you have ever said "I love you" to someone in a romantic context, do you remember what you meant by that the first time you told them? (Were you consciously aware of what you meant by it at the time?)

AdaraAstin, to random
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Today I've tried to boost a handful of posts, then realized they had no alt text, and unboosted them. (Normally I catch this more efficiently but today I am tired.)

Friends, please add alt text when you can. Help the rest of us boost you to a wider audience!

(*Note the "when you can." I know it can be complicated, and I am aware of the ableism rampant in the discourse.)

AdaraAstin, (edited ) to random
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If this week is rough & it would help to hear a soothing voice, I would be happy to offer you a free audiobook from my catalogue, no questions asked, a gift from me to you. DM me the title you'd like & if you want a code for US or UK Audible. It's that simple. https://adaraastin.ck.page/87de3a4c9f

*I don't have codes for the books only on Apple Books, sorry.
**These are high heat romance & erotica. Caveat auditor.

I may be slow to reply but I will get to you, don't worry.

Hang in there, friends.

AdaraAstin, (edited ) to random
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Re: the last boost

Is someone working on a global low/no-covid specific dating app?

Because if god willing there is ever a world where it's safe for me to leave the house again, I would really like to meet people who are:

  • systems thinkers
  • in solidarity with those who have less economic power
  • fighting eugenics and ableism
  • able to resist peer pressure
  • resolved in their convictions
  • thinking for the long term

Truly, I can think of nothing sexier and I mean that with my whole heart.

AdaraAstin, (edited ) to random
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A random question for anyone who watches Turkish dramas:

If you could cast a current Turkish actor to play Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice, who would you pick?

(Is there a hashtag for Turkish dramas? I have no idea.)

@romancelandia

AdaraAstin, to random
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You know what's sexy? Awareness of others. Absolute top tier stuff. 💋

AdaraAstin, to random
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This week a random ex looked me up for the fifth time (i.e., five different exes) in the past three months.

I am officially upgrading the forecast from "Cuffing Season" to "It's Raining Men: Monsoon Season".

AdaraAstin,
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I will seize any excuse to share this, the greatest music video of all time. 💋

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

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