AshleyMarineP

AshleyMarineP, 24 days ago to random

Potentially unpopular opinion: SD cards don't need to be so small. We were fine when they were all 24mm. We gain nothing by storing data on these microscopic pieces of plastic that would just as soon become lost forever down the floorboards after an ill-timed sneeze.

AshleyMarineP, 3 months ago to Parenting

Today the 10yo didn't finish her toast in time to leave the house, so she brought it with her. When she finished, she's asked if she could have more.

More toast.

On the motorway.

#Parenting #Kids

AshleyMarineP, 3 months ago to random

I just heard the best explanation of AI tech bros. "This is what happens when you're a nerd but you think you're too cool to read sci-fi. You eventually come up with it all yourself and think you created it."

AshleyMarineP, 3 months ago to random

Bluey is so amazing. 🤣 The mum, Chili, has the best lines.

"That's what happens when you're not happy with what you have. Eventually, someone else's husband gets it."

“Hi, I'm your wife, and if you want me to stay your wife, you'll learn about dishwashers.”

"I need 20 minutes where no one comes near me."

#kids #parenting

AshleyMarineP, 3 months ago to random

British barista: "Can I take your name?"
Me: "Ashley."
My cup: "Aeschleigheye"

AshleyMarineP, 4 months ago to Parenting

I’m going into surgery at 8:30 tomorrow morning. The kids drew me pictures to keep me company while I’m in the waiting room.

Yes, that's a huge knife.

#Parenting #Kids

AshleyMarineP, 4 months ago to random

Just overheard an old lady say "taste the biscuit" on the train and it was like a Russian trigger word for my chronically-online brain. I had no idea that I had something so viscerally living in my head rent free this entire time.

AshleyMarineP, 4 months ago to random

Annnnd it's Christmas.

AshleyMarineP, 4 months ago to random

My partner came up with a brilliant adaptation of Spoon Theory: Spork Theory.

It's when you're running low on Spoons, and the ones you have left will technically get the job done, but things may get a little stabby.

#ChronicIllness #EhlersDanlosSyndrome #EDS #Spoonie #SpoonTheory

AshleyMarineP, 5 months ago to filmmaking

This blows my mind. Five Rolls-Royces. Five. What possesses someone to light their career on fire for that?

"Netflix handed a director millions to make a sci-fi series, but he squandered it on stocks, crypto, and flashy cars"

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/netflix-handed-director-millions-sci-052557642.html

#filmmaker #filmmaking #director #producer

AshleyMarineP, 5 months ago to random

Interesting Fact: If you took every billionaire on earth and stacked them on top of each other, starting at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, that would be great.

AshleyMarineP, 5 months ago to Parenting

Kids on their iPads

#Parenting #Kids #WTF

A contortionist in black leggings moving her legs around her body in a bizarre way

AshleyMarineP, 6 months ago to filmmaking

New filmmaker learnings: On our shoot last month for @missionplanmovie I thought it would be a good idea to run through individual lines in an extreme closeup, so we had the coverage. Editing nightmare! It's like a 50-second cut with lines from all over the script. Rookie move, never again.

#Filmmaking #Filmmaker #Director #FilmDirector

AshleyMarineP, 6 months ago to FantasyWriters

It's herrrrre! Now to learn how to use it. 😂 #Editing #Editor #DavinciResolve #FilmEditor #Filmmaker

AshleyMarineP, 6 months ago to random

Old is so stunningly tragic as a script. It is fractally bad. The badness of every line is equal to the badness of the film as a whole. God help us all.

#Movies #Films

AshleyMarineP, 6 months ago to random

Just dropped off the final bit of paperwork and now I just wait to get my citizenship decision. A moment 13 years in the making. 🇬🇧
#Immigration #GonnaBeBritish

AshleyMarineP, 6 months ago to random

...Are the straights okay?

"Disney’s Woke Behavior Ends Iconic Simpsons Gag, Fans Beg to Cancel Show"

AshleyMarineP, 6 months ago to random

I finally watched Only Lovers Left Alive and I can't get it out of my head. Yes the story is beautiful in so many ways, but also every frame is a goddamn masterpiece worthy of hanging in a museum. WOW.

#Movies #Films

AshleyMarineP, 6 months ago to Parenting

Trying to have a conversation with kids is a wild trip sometimes.

Me: "Look, I have this huge bruise. I fell on the stairs when I was bringing daddy a coffee, and I spilled the coffee all over myself."

6yo: "Why?"

Me: "Like... why did I fall? It was an accident."

6yo: "You fell in the pool?"

Me: "No... on the stairs."

6yo: "Where's the coffee?"

Me: "It's gone. This was like a week ago."

6yo: "What was a week ago?"

#Parenting #Kids

AshleyMarineP, 6 months ago to random

Oh. WOW okay you really can't skip a dose of this stuff, can you. 😬

#Duloxetine #Cymbalta #HelpIveMadeAHugeMistake

AshleyMarineP, 6 months ago to movies

Three questions for fans of the genre:

1. When you think of a "bad horror film" what comes to mind?

2. What ruins a horror film for you?

3. Why do you think there are so many bad horror movies?

Boost for reach please! 🙏 #Movies #Films #HorrorMovies #HorrorFilms #Letterboxd

AshleyMarineP, 6 months ago to Software

Is there an online software that would allow me to create a video lookbook? Somewhere I can easily upload short clips, add tags, and search. I don't want to have to download the videos to watch them. I'm going default to Notion but figured I'd ask around first!

#Software #CloudSoftware #Designer #Designers #Filmmaker #Filmmakers #Video

AshleyMarineP, 6 months ago to filmmaking

I'm looking for an editor and colour grader to help with a comedy short, about 6 minutes long. All well-lit interior footage. I did the editing myself and I'm not happy with it, so I think it will look better in my directorial portfolio if I have a pro do it right. Please send past work and estimated rates to ashley@hightailentertainment.com.

#Filmmaker #Filmmaking #Editor #Editing #FilmEditor #FilmEditing

AshleyMarineP, 6 months ago to filmmaking

Current status: Making up time on set because someone refused to stop mowing their lawn for the first 90 minutes of our day.

#filmmaker #filmmaking #movies #films #director #producer

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago) to random

One Wedding and Four Funerals

#MashupComedyAndHorrorMovies #HashtagGames