AshleyMarineP

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago to random

Old is so stunningly tragic as a script. It is fractally bad. The badness of every line is equal to the badness of the film as a whole. God help us all.

#Movies #Films

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago to random

Just dropped off the final bit of paperwork and now I just wait to get my citizenship decision. A moment 13 years in the making. 🇬🇧
#Immigration #GonnaBeBritish

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago to music

Ben Folds tonight, one of my favourite artists to see live. One of the masters in the half-musician, half-storyteller genre, along with Tim Minchin and David Grey. #music

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago to random

Fun times with EDS: I wore some cute sugar skull costume stickers on my face for Halloween, which ripped some of my stupidly thin skin off and now I have red crunchy areas around my eyes where it's healing.

#EhlersDanlos #EhlersDanlosSyndrome

Tina Fey sarcastically saying, "Great"

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago to random

...Are the straights okay?

"Disney’s Woke Behavior Ends Iconic Simpsons Gag, Fans Beg to Cancel Show"

brucelawson, 7 months ago to random

I tried to use Google Drive to send a file to Bugs Bunny. But he'll only accept a whatsapp doc.

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago to random

I finally watched Only Lovers Left Alive and I can't get it out of my head. Yes the story is beautiful in so many ways, but also every frame is a goddamn masterpiece worthy of hanging in a museum. WOW.

#Movies #Films

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago) to filmmaking

Hey friends! I'm working on a production checklist for early-career short films. I really could have used this a year ago, so I'm hoping it will be helpful to others when it's done!

So, fellow filmmakers, what did I miss? What do you do differently? What would you add? I'm particularly looking for more distribution ideas, since that's where even the best films can fall over. All input is valuable! 💜

https://www.hightailentertainment.com/ultimate-short-film-production-checklist

#Filmmaker #Filmmaking #Director #Producer #FilmDirector #FilmProducer

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago to Parenting

Trying to have a conversation with kids is a wild trip sometimes.

Me: "Look, I have this huge bruise. I fell on the stairs when I was bringing daddy a coffee, and I spilled the coffee all over myself."

6yo: "Why?"

Me: "Like... why did I fall? It was an accident."

6yo: "You fell in the pool?"

Me: "No... on the stairs."

6yo: "Where's the coffee?"

Me: "It's gone. This was like a week ago."

6yo: "What was a week ago?"

#Parenting #Kids

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago to movies

I'd watch it.

#Movies #Films

https://youtu.be/XIeasQTs6_g

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago to random

Oh. WOW okay you really can't skip a dose of this stuff, can you. 😬

#Duloxetine #Cymbalta #HelpIveMadeAHugeMistake

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago to random

This week have I have received three (3) long voice memos via Facebook Messenger from men I have never spoken to. Zero introduction or written context whatsoever.

Moira Rose from Schitt's Creek saying, "Who has time amidst all this chaos?

purplepadma, 7 months ago to random

Well, I’m up. That was a bad night. It’s absolutely pouring here, great fat heavy raindrops so I don’t think I’m going to go for a walk today. Ugh, I’ve got to do some housework though, Tom did some yesterday while I was writing so it’s my turn. I have no other plans, which is nice. Lazy Sunday.

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago to Netflix

WOW. Talk to Me is so good. 😲 Right up there in the same vein as It Follows.

#Netflix #Films #Movies #Horror

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago to animation

I'm looking for an artist who can create an animated a vanity card for our production company's logo. Our lemur (Cornelius) will need to be redrawn so he can bounce into screen in some delightful manner with his tail emerging as the film strip. If you're interested, please email me your rates and portfolio at ashley@hightailentertainment.com.

#Animation #Animator #3DAnimation #3DAnimator #2DAnimation #2DAnimator

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago to books

Reading Hemingway is so bizarre. Half the time it feels like he's living centuries ago, and the other half it feels modern. 1899-1961. What a wild period to witness.

#Reading #Books #Hemingway

AshleyMarineP, 7 months ago to movies

Three questions for fans of the genre:

1. When you think of a "bad horror film" what comes to mind?

2. What ruins a horror film for you?

3. Why do you think there are so many bad horror movies?

Boost for reach please! 🙏 #Movies #Films #HorrorMovies #HorrorFilms #Letterboxd