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Theblueone, to guitar
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Guitar of the Day

BonehouseWasps,
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@Theblueone What's that - a Jackson? Great shot.

BonehouseWasps,
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@Theblueone Would have been my second guess, honest. 😆

koalie, to running
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Here’s how my “global day” 5K jogging will play out:

First minute and a half:
Wow, I feel great, I bet I can run a 10K!This is going to be FUN! 🤪

Immediately followed by:
Jesus, how long has it been? 🥵

At 2K:
Ok! Nearly halfway. You can do it.

At 3.8K:
Why am I doing this to myself? 😩

The last kilometer:
checks distance every 200 meters or so

At 5K:
Finally! acquired! Take that, reformed couch potato! 💪

BonehouseWasps,
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@koalie Well done! I regularly run 2.5k-3k's, which I almost enjoy and the very occasional 5k which I don't. Kudos from this reluctant runner.

DJDarren, to random
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Tempting though the schadenfreude is, I think I’ll reserve judgment until sentencing.

18+ BonehouseWasps,
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@DJDarren Over-reliance on the 'Great man theory' of history as it relates to governance of a nation. With a constitution, strangely enough, authored by a few men who considered themselves to be great.

Not that we're a lot better, of course.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_man_theory

craiggrannell, to random
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So who else in the UK is currently watching a live stream of a door?

BonehouseWasps,
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@craiggrannell Busy. I'll watch it on catch-up later.

StillIRise1963, to random
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I love participating in the age old ritual of flashing your lights to let people know a traffic cop is sitting in wait. Makes me feel part of something.😂

BonehouseWasps,
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@StillIRise1963 Literally got saved from a ticket by a kindly flash of the lights yesterday.

Lucky as I've been taking the piss out of my wife who got caught by camera a couple of weeks ago. She would have been insufferable. 😆

clacksee, to UKpolitics
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BonehouseWasps,
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@clacksee Do we dare to dream? My recurring leafleting injury (a cut on the back of my thumb due to overly and increasingly snappy letterboxes) has only just healed since the locals, fgs.

Theblueone, to random
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Kid Rock Waves Gun in Rolling Stone Journalist’s Face Mid-Interview: Report

https://www.thedailybeast.com/kid-rock-waves-gun-in-rolling-stone-journalists-face-mid-interview-report

BonehouseWasps,
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@Theblueone Don't want to sound like I'm victim blaming but absolutely no-one should be interviewing these 2nd amendment wack-a-doodles now. Not this guy, not Ted Nugent, not Kanye. Who knows what they're capable of.

metin, to Meme
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BonehouseWasps,
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@benroyce @metin That's my wife. She only realised that other people have an inner monologue a year or so ago. Imagine that.

She also can't 'picture' things in her head.

BonehouseWasps,
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@benroyce @metin I've been fascinated by her journey of discovery on this and the chats we've had about it. I've come to realise that what we think of as common experience, in terms of brain/mind function is actually highly individualised.

andycarolan, to random
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I'm pre-squeezing the tofu!

BonehouseWasps,
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@andycarolan Abort, Andy - you've posted this on main! 😆

davemark, to Eurovision
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🍿🎤
Eurovision starts today.

For US folks, you can watch live on Peacock, if you subscribe.

EU / UK folks, this still a big deal? Worth watching?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/voting-schedules-favotires-everything-need-know-eurovision-rcna150616

BonehouseWasps,
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@davemark Still a big deal for us. We watch every year.

We won't be watching the semis but have been listening to all the songs this past week or two and will be gathering at friends' house for a watch party Saturday.

DJDarren, to Eurovision
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Fair warning, the first #Eurovision semi final is about to start, and I will be posting. Mute that tag if needs be.

BonehouseWasps,
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@DJDarren My 9 Yo's favourite. Germany, that is. Not James Corden. 😊

vitani4000, to makeup
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I give you Spider-MaryJane! 🕸️✨ Bodypaint number 222! This took about 7 hours to create:)

I'm wearing professional artist grade pasties from @nxp_pasties

Makeup brands used:

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BonehouseWasps,
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@vitani4000 I love this look. The eyes are amazing. 😍

BonehouseWasps, to random
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Democracy has happened.

Though Rico, the little tart, was happily accepting scritches from the lady in the blue rosette when I emerged, having done my civic duty.

I did remind him to as we walked off but I don't think he was listening. 😆

BonehouseWasps,
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@NatureMC I dunno, they're very susceptible to bribery...

So no change there. Maybe I agree. 😆

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