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CactuarJoe

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

Opinions and art, mostly. Badly organized, check out thematicconversion.tumblr.com for art :D

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Oh dear, my sibling @meredeth has sent me Let's see if I can get it running on my potato :D

CactuarJoe, (edited ) to random
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Alright folks it is roughly an hour until the return of , your weekly monster movie watch party! As always if you don't want a deluge of monster movie toots on your timeline, consider adding the hashtag to your blocklist!

This week we'll be watching DESTROY ALL MONSTERS (1968), in which Godzilla attempts to... Well, it's a descriptive title, you see. You can catch the film gratis and ad-free right over here: https://archive.org/details/DestroyAllMonsters_201611

We start at 9pm Eastern! Be there or be DESTROYED!

CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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Alright it is an hour until , your weekly monster movie viewing party. This week we are watching FROM HELL IT CAME (1957), a very dramatically named movie about a killer tree stump.

If you'd prefer not to see a bunch of goofy toots about a corny monster movie, add the tag to your blocklist! Or you can join us, we start at 9pm eastern and the movie is available gratis right over here: https://tubitv.com/movies/507441/from-hell-it-came

Be there or be mulched!

CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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Folks it is an HOUR until , the weekly monster movie watch party! Activate your filters if you don't want to see that!

This week's flick is EARTH VS. THE FLYING SAUCERS, a Harryhausen classic that riffs on the era of UFO flaps. I'm torn between obscure UFO lore jokes and going Joe Nickell on this thing :P

We start at 9pm eastern, sharp, and you watch the movie free on Archive.Org right over here: https://archive.org/details/earth-vs-the-flying-saucers-color

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It is now precisely 1 HOUR until , your weekly monster movie party! Mute the hashtag if you don't want a flood of goofy toots about an old flick!

This week we'll be watching War Between the Planets (1966), which features a rogue planet threatening to impact the Earth! I'm sure they'll make it dull somehow.

If you'd like to join in, the movie's available gratis and ad-free right over here: https://archive.org/details/WarBetweenThePlanets1966

We start at 9pm eastern! Be there or fall victim to the Roche limit!

CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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It is ONE HOUR until the Sunday night classic , wherein we watch and toot about a bad monster movie. You can avoid it with a hashtag filter.

We're watching THE WEREWOLF OF WASHINGTON (1973) which appears to answer that long-pondered question, what if there was a werewolf in the White House? ...No, I'm not joking, that's actually what it's about.

It's available on Tubi or over on Archive.org right here: https://archive.org/details/Werewolf_of_Washington

See you there!

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It's about an hour until , your weekly monster movie watch party. If you wanna filter the hashtag, now's the time to do it.

This week we're watching Mothra Vs. Godzilla, in which Mothra is ONCE AGAIN fully justified and Godzilla is just a big green lump. Get 'im Mothra!

If you'd like to join in, the film's available on a bunch of streaming services, but it's free over here on Archive.org: https://archive.org/details/godzilla-vs.-the-thing-4-k-remaster

We start at 9pm Eastern!

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It's one hour until the return of #Monsterdon, the weekly watch party featuring rubber monsters, postcard backgrounds, and gratuitous greenscreening. Feel free to filter if that doesn't sound fun.

This week we're watching EMPIRE OF THE ANTS (1977), a Burt I. Gordon classic about real estate fraud! Oh, and giant ants. Nearly forgot.

It's on Tubi and Plex, or you can see it gratis on archive.org: https://archive.org/details/1977-eota

We start at 9pm eastern!

#Cinema #Cinemastodon #MST3k #Monster #Horror

CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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It's about an hour to #Monsterdon, your weekly monster movie watch party! Set up a filter if you want to avoid goofy toots about a wonky monster!

We're watching 20 Million Miles to Earth, a Harryhausen flick about the dangers of illegally carrying livestock over international borders.

The movie's available on various streaming services, or you can watch it ad-free on Archive.org, over here: https://archive.org/details/20-million-miles-to-earth

We start at 9pm eastern sharp!

#Cinema #Cinemastodon #Horror #MST3k #Movie

CactuarJoe, to random
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Alright we got an hour or so until , your weekly goofy monster movie watching party! This week we're watching MOTHRA (1961), the very first movie with Bugmom. Nothing quite like a kaiju with its own musical number :D

If you'd like to avoid the livetweets, go ahead and set up a filter for the hashtag now! If you'd like to join us, we start at 9pm Eastern, and you can stream the movie gratis and ad free right over here: https://archive.org/details/MOTHRA_201905

Be there or disappoint Momthra!

CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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Folks, it is an hour until #MONSTERDON, your weekly monster movie watch party. If you'd rather avoid a flood of toots about a goofy monster flick, set up a filter!

This week is a doozy, we got GODMONSTER OF INDIAN FLATS! It looks... Uh, bad. God save this vessel and all who sail in her ^^;;;

GMoIF isn't on archive.org, but it is available on YouTube, right over here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgLPOt5TcI8

We start at 9pm eastern! Join us!

#Cinemastodon #Cinema #Movie #Monster #Horror #SciFi #Western #MST3k

CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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In ONE HOUR returns! Every Sunday at 9pm EST we watch a monster movie and toot about it! If that sounds annoying, prepare to filter the hashtag.

This week we're watching THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME (1979)! Jack Palance is in this? Is Palance to TSoTtC as Plummer was to Starcrash? Only time will tell!

It's free to watch on Tubi, or you can download it over at Archive.org: https://archive.org/details/TheShapeOfThingsToCome19791_20160204

See you there!

CactuarJoe, to kaiju
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IT'S -- shit whoops -- TWENTY MINUTES until #MONSTERDON! This week's movie is, uh, Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001). Sounds like a barn-burner, better strap in folks.

As always feel free to mute the hashtag and/or this thread if mass mocking of monster movies makes... Uh. Mad? Hm. Anyway, feel free to join in, we start at 9pm eastern and the movie is free to watch right over here: https://archive.org/details/godzilla-mothra-and-king-ghidorah-giant-monsters-all-out-attack-2001

#Kaiju #Cinemastodon #Movie #Godzilla #MST3k

CactuarJoe, to mst3k
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Folks in a little under an hour your dash will be overtaken by a flood of movie-related commentary that we like to call #MONSTERDON, your weekly monster movie watch-along party. If that sounds irritating I suggest setting up a block for the hashtag in your Preferences page.

But if you'd like to join us, we're watching IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE (1953), which you can find on Tubi or over on Archive.org: https://archive.org/details/it-came-from-outer-space-1953-colorized

See you there! :D

#MST3k #Scifi #Horror #Movies #Cinema #Cinemastodon

CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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So it's about an hour 'til #Monsterdon, the weekly monster movie watchin' event 'round these parts. If you don't want to see that, best mute the hashtag.

This week we're watchin' IT! The Terror from Beyond Space! No clown, as far as I know, so it can't be that bad.

Here's the link for watchin' if you'd like to join us! We start at 9pm eastern sharp: https://archive.org/details/it-the-terror-from-beyond-space-colorized

Be there or be an outer space floater!

#Cinemastodon #cinema #horror #MST3k #scifi

CactuarJoe, to Horror
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Iiit's about, meh, 45 minutes until #Monsterdon! We'll be filling your timeline with monster movie talk, so if you don't want to see that set up a filter to block the hashtag!

This week we're watching IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA (1955), a movie about a claymation octopus! I'm excited.

If you'd like to join in, we start at 9pm eastern and you can watch the movie ad free and gratis right over here: https://archive.org/details/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea

Be there or be Harryhausen!

#Cinemastodon #Horror #Movie #MST3k

CactuarJoe, to mst3k
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OKAY I LET THE EVENING GET AWAY FROM ME but it is --yeesh- FIFTEEN MINUTES until which this week is PROJECT MOON BASE (1953) WHY AM I YELLING I DON'T KNOW JUST GO WITH IT

You can find it on Tubi (I think) or in Wide Wide Screen over on archive.org: https://archive.org/details/ProjectMoonBase1953_201809

Now I gotta go run and get a snack or something or Imma start chewing on the throw pillows during the movie

CactuarJoe, to mst3k
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Alright folks we got a little more than an hour until , so this is your warning! Activate yer blocks if y'gottem!

This week's movie is OCTAMAN, which... appears to be about a marauding humanoid octopus? Strangely, not the stupidest concept we've seen.

If you want to join in mocking this hilariously bad movie, you can watch it free right over here: https://archive.org/details/octaman-1971-classic-creature-feature

We start at 9pm Eastern sharp! Be there or we'll call the Fish Police!

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Folks, it is an hour until , the weekly monster movie watch party.

This week we're watching KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS (1977), which features William Shatner and about 5,000 spiders. If either of those things is a problem for you, I heartily recommend filtering this hashtag, which can be done in your Preferences.

If you'd like to join in, you can find the movie on Tubi and Archive.org: https://archive.org/details/KingdomOfSpiders

We start at 9pm Eastern!

CactuarJoe, to random
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Alright, almost time for ! This week's film is Godzilla 2000, which I can only assume means it's about Godzilla updating his clock software.

As always feel free to mute this thread, or follow along watching this undoubtedly terrible movie :D

https://archive.org/details/godzilla2000t01

CactuarJoe, to Horror
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Alright folks we're about an hour out from , your weekly monster movie viewing party! This week we're watching Killer Klowns from Outer Space, the film that predicted Juggalos.

As always, feel free to mute the hashtag if we're annoying -- and also , for the next couple weeks -- or join us at 9pm eastern time to watch along! The film can be seen gratis and ad-free right over here: https://archive.org/details/killer-klowns-from-outer-space_202307

CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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After spending all day painting the kitchen, I think I'm owed a #Monsterdon. This week is Godzilla vs King Ghidorah, so get ready for some lizard-on-lizard violence!

As always, feel free to mute if we're annoying. Or you can be annoying too! Follow along and mock a skin-peelingly bad movie, watchable without ads and totally gratis right over here: https://archive.org/details/GodzillaVs.KingGhidorah

We start at 9pm eastern! Be there or be a cyborg hydra!

#MST3k #Cinema #Film #Horror

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Almost time for ! This week we're watching The H-Man, featuring slime people and nuclear secrets! I'm assuming this film will be COMPLETELY tasteful, with no creepy overtones at all :D

As always, feel free to mute this thread if I'm annoying. Or you can watch and toot along if you'd like, the movie's on the other end of this elegant and finely-crafted link: https://archive.org/details/the-h-man

We start at 9pm eastern :D

CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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It is an hour until , your weekly monster movie watch party! If you don't want to see a bunch of nerdy monster movie toots, set up a filter for the hashtag.

This week's movie is SON OF GODZILLA (1967), and is available on Tubi or archive.org right over here: https://archive.org/details/son-of-godzilla

We start at 9pm Eastern! Be there or be 'zilla!

CactuarJoe, to random
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It's half an hour until , your weekly horror movie watch-along! If you don't want to see a bunch of snarky comments about zombies consider creating a filter for this evening's activities!

This week we'll be watching Return of the Living Dead, a classic flick about industrial regulations and workplace saf- I'm kidding it's zombies.

If you'd like to join us the movie is available gratis and ad-free right over here: https://archive.org/details/return-of-the-living-dead-1985 We start at 9pm eastern sharp!

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