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18+ ErosBlog, 5 months ago to random

This is probably your father's fetish, dear reader, or perhaps his father's. But in my experience the fetishes of yesteryear trickle down through the decades. In any age, there are always a few stalwarts who still appreciate the bygone hotnesses of old. The fetish for rubber swimming caps is one of those that persists long after the article itself has fallen firmly out of fashion: http://www.erosblog.com/2021/12/08/her-red-rubber-swim-cap/ #latex #rubber #SwimCaps #SwimmingCaps #fetish #topless #breasts #nude

ErosBlog, 5 months ago to Women

It seems to me that the sexual respectability of male #conservatives has declined.

The "patriarchy is good, stay barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen" thing was always an issue. But "good provider, has a kitchen" flies with that flock of memes; it's a known deal-closer.

Not that anger was ever rare in conservatism, but #MAGA levels of foaming rage toward "the other" poses new problems for the #rightwing Lothario. Rage and the habits of disrespect are dangerous to #women, and they know it.

ryanhoulihan, 5 months ago to random

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herhandsmyhands, 5 months ago to romancelandia

@romancelandia As you may already know, Harlequin is shutting down the Desire line at the end of this year, leaving more than thirty of their authors without a "home" line.

Via author Reese Ryan:
"Join 30+ current and past Desire authors on Thu. Dec. 28th for our Bon Voyage party as we set sail for new literary adventures. We're partying with the amazing readers who've supported this incredible lineup of authors."

#HarlequinDesire

https://t.co/6gTb6Ru4Bu

ErosBlog, 5 months ago to random

Today my boomer sister asked if I thought we truly have as much antisemitism in the USA as cable news interviewees say we do. I told her we do have a lot, but also that noisy and powerful partisans desperately want us to confuse antizionism with antisemitism and are doing their best to obscure the difference by labeling antizionists as antisemites at very high volume. Then I had to explain what Zionism is and then she appeared to greatly regret asking me and was at pains to change the subject.

ErosBlog, 6 months ago to random

I just read the novel Red Team Blues by Cory Doctorow (@pluralistic) and if you were to imagine a nostalgic cypherpunk tale plotted by Neal Stephenson (only with editing), then tightly written in intricate prose that will remind you of William Gibson's (@GreatDismal) recent/best works, this is like that. It's awesome.

What do I mean by "nostalgic cypherpunk?" Well, Tim May gets namedropped and our protagonists are old enough to "remember when crypto meant cryptography.”

It's a very good read.

ErosBlog, 6 months ago to random

"After 40 years of neoliberalism, there's a growing recognition that the market's invisible hand would like to swat you like a bug."

-- Cory Doctorow
@pluralistic

ErosBlog, 6 months ago to random

At the top of any ErosBlog page you'll see a big pair of dice. Click them to see a random article from the EB database (almost 7,000 posts since 2002). I freely admit there's a lot of forgettable stuff in the #ErosBlog archives, but usually when I start clicking the dice it only takes two or three clicks before I find something interesting that I'm proud to have posted. Try it out [link goes to a random post]: http://www.erosblog.com/?random&random_post_type=post

ErosBlog, 6 months ago to Tattoos

Present mood: amused by the little blonde girl on TikTok who opines with some merit that if your lady won't do #anal "because it will hurt too much" but she has #tattoos, she's just playing you -- doesn't wanna let YOU specifically up in her aft business AND doesn't wanna be straight with you about it.

Everyone is entitled to have limits and boundaries without owing explanations to anyone. But if she offers you a reason that's patently bogus? Possible red flag...

garbados, 6 months ago to random

all my homies hate mental health 😤 mental health advocates beware

ErosBlog, 6 months ago to random

I stuck my nose just now into our kitchen where The Nymph is making Halloween-themed sugar cookies, and promptly got myself shrieked at. "What are you doing?!? You can't eat cookie dough! It has eggs in it!"

After I finished chewing and swallowing, I allowed as how there might be a conversation to be had about my prudence, but she was looking at an existence proof of my ability to eat that cookie dough. I concluded with a rhetorically-strong "I ain't afraid of no salmonellas!" Then, I vamoosed.

ErosBlog, 6 months ago to random

When the hero of the story we are reading shares a stressful event with an unattached woman who accidentally exposes a tattoo that says "His Little" and his first thought is "his little what?" that is when we all understand that Our Hero is about to undergo some extremely rapid character development during which he's going to acquire a new nickname/title. #Daddy #Little #DaddyDom #LittleGirl #Ageplay

textfiles, 6 months ago to random

RSTS Professional Magazine, 1983. Just when this sort of computer-weird-leering aesthetic was at its nadir.

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ErosBlog, 6 months ago to random

TikTok and Mastodon have taught me that "breedable" (or sometimes "submissive and breedable") has become a bit of a synonym for sexually attractive, "often used with irony or playfulness" as the Urban Dictionary puts it. Which is great good fun and I love it.

However, I feel like I'm seeing it most often, perhaps even almost exclusively, used to describe and compliment transwomen. Is that a genuine nuance of usage, or is it just because of the demographics of Mastodon? #Breedable

HeavenlyPossum, 6 months ago to random

“Scientists warn society could collapse this century.”

If modern, global society were in the midst of a drawn out but accelerating process of collapse, what might it look like?

Could it look like exponentially growing war dead around the world, from Ukraine to Gaza to Tigray? Could it look like entire cities destroyed by hurricanes, like Acapulco, or entire countries flooded, like Pakistan last year? Might it look like mass migration from south to north, with fascist reactionaries seizing power in response? Could it look like the chaotic nihilism of an epidemic of mass shootings?

Maybe?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kxdxa/1500-scientists-warn-society-could-collapse-this-century-in-dire-climate-report

ErosBlog, 6 months ago to Halloween

Be the water skiing witches you want to see in the world: http://www.erosblog.com/2023/10/25/witches-on-water-skis/
#Witch #Halloween #Bikini #Swimsuit #Mask #Cape #PointyHat #WitchHat #WaterSkiing

ErosBlog, 6 months ago to random

If you are not from around here, you may not know that a Sonic Blast is a milkshake-sized portion of soft serve mixed with candy, or that these Potions Of Diabetes are on sale for Halloween.

If you have a beloved pestering you for your order, so you went to the menu and saw the "Turtle Truffle Nut Blast", and wondered whether it was turtles, truffles, nuts, or just WHAT the heck in there, you may have encountered this illuminating miracle of corporate communication. Cleared that right up!