GayDeceiver

GayDeceiver, 18 days ago to random

I once had a boss who wanted the team to do team evaluations. The pushback was so hard, he had to go to HR and tell them it wasn't happening. HR told the team, "It's happening." We went to the Big Boss and told them, "Ain't happening, or we walk."

It didn't happen.

GayDeceiver, 19 days ago to HashtagGames

The Tony Stark Lifetime Award for Best Adaptation of a Marvel Character on Stage

#MashUpFictionalTonysAndMusic
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GayDeceiver, 19 days ago to random

We went riding in the car to do some errands. I think my little girl loves to ride in cars.

noellemitchell, 19 days ago to twitter

"The Twitter founder unfollowed more than 2,000 accounts, and now is only following Elon Musk, Edward Snowden, and Stella Assange. Meanwhile, he chimed in on Kendrick and Drake’s rap beef quite a bit. He also seemed to call X a “freedom technology” in a tweet on Saturday, warning users to not depend on corporations to grant them rights."

Wow... I'm glad I deleted my Twitter account long ago. Because wtf?

#Twitter #SocialMedia #tech #news #press

https://gizmodo.com/jack-dorsey-call-x-freedom-tech-departing-bluesky-board-1851457748

GayDeceiver, 19 days ago to random

Bob is apoplectic. His daughter has told him she is eschewing the tradition of being given away by her father. “I paid for the wedding and reception, and I’m not about to continue to support the antiquated patriarchal idea that women are chattel to be handed over.”

GayDeceiver, 19 days ago to random

Beckifer is besides herself. Her daughter refuses to have her stepdad of six months walk her down the aisle. “First of all, he’s not my father. Second of all, he was my prom date, mom!”

GayDeceiver, 19 days ago to random

Government Approved Protest Signs:

"Endeavor to Kindly Request The Authorities to Review Their Policies to Be Nicer."

GayDeceiver, 19 days ago to random

“Why isn’t he in jail yet? He’s completely ungovernable!”
“Gotta follow due process”
“…”
“Otherwise, their appeals will work immediately.”
“Soooooooo?”
“So we follow the process. Have the talks. Have them pay the fees. By the time they get to be put in jail, no one can fault us for not doing it right.”

GayDeceiver, 20 days ago to random

Beckifer is super excited about celebrating Cinco the Mayo, completely forgetting Seis de Regret.

GayDeceiver, 21 days ago to random

Why don’t Jedi like cats? They can’t use the Force on them.

#MayThe4thBeWithYou
#MayTheFourthBeWithYou
#StarWarsDay
#HappyStarWarsDay

Episode 2 Jedi GIF by Star Wars

GayDeceiver, 21 days ago to random

Luke: What's this?
C-3PO: Someone's short-lived Goth phase
R2-D2: Annoyed beeps

#HappyStarWarsDay
#StarWarsDay
#MayTheFourthBeWithYou
#MayThe4thBeWithYou

GayDeceiver, 21 days ago to random

Breaking News: Legitimate Government’s Peacekeeping Device Destroyed by Terrorrist Group

#HappyStarWarsDay
#StarWarsDay
#MayTheFourthBeWithYou
#MayThe4thBeWithYou

episode 4 battle of yavin GIF by Star Wars

GayDeceiver, 22 days ago to HashtagGames

Saved by Baal

#MakeASitcomParanormal
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GayDeceiver, 22 days ago to HashtagGames

How I Possessed Your Mother

#MakeASitcomParanormal
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GayDeceiver, 22 days ago to random

Welcome to your 50s, lay down on the couch at your own risk … your back might seize if you just lay there just watching TV.

GayDeceiver, 22 days ago to random

It’s Star Wars Day’s Eve.

Have you checked your midichlorian count?

GayDeceiver, 23 days ago to random

“Do you know who I am?”

Narrator: No one knew. He didn’t really exists in this reality.

GayDeceiver, 23 days ago to random

If I fits … I sits

GayDeceiver, 23 days ago to random

“Ever since he discovered the power of a positive mental attitude, we have been utterly powerless,” said his inner demon horde.

purplepadma, 23 days ago to random

New piece of stellar advice just dropped! Been told by a relative to “just think happy thoughts”

GayDeceiver, 23 days ago to random

It’s Thor’s Day. Every problem today is a nail, and all you have is a hammer.

the_etrain, 24 days ago to random

I am excited about installing new garden irrigation years old.

GayDeceiver, 25 days ago to random

Happy International Worker’s Day!

Power to the workers! Unionize!

#internationalworkersday

Labor Day in the US is not on May 1 because of Communism and the Cold War, by the way.

GayDeceiver, 25 days ago to random

Elon sleeps fitfully with all the news from Tesla on the forefront of his mind. Out of the mists of his dream, John Mastodon, the paragon of virility and fitness, appears in his dream, riding a wooly mammoth. He dismounts, puts his arm around Musk’s shoulder and whispers in his ear, “You’re gonna ‘Twitter’ Tesla, aren’t you?” Elon wakes up screaming.

heyfluxay, 25 days ago to random

Those moments after when I fear the beard shaping involved too much trim instead of shaping.

The good thing about beards though?

They grow on you.

(I’ll see myself out)