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PatrickoftheG

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Life is a preposterous horror.

Money speaks for money, the devil for his own
Who comes to speak for the skin and the bone?

The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose off the common
But leaves the greater villain loose
Who steals the common from the goose.

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PatrickoftheG, to random
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I wonder why Canada doesn't actually favour a two-state solution to anything? Wouldn't happen to have anything to do with the layers of amazing settler colonialism, would it?

https://montrealgazette.com/news/national/canada-abstains-on-palestine-recognition-at-un-open-to-statehood-before-peace

PatrickoftheG, to random
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Just made authentic Southern biscuits for the first time in my life, going so far as to order fancy American flour for the occasion. A little disappointed to discover these are just scones, aren't they? I mean they are good. And my breakfast sausage gravy is divine. I was just hoping for more?

PatrickoftheG,
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@grrrr_shark These are all those things and I am not having a bad time eating them.

johnefrancis, to Canada
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Having a bad experience with some glasses I bought from Zenni... I've bought a few sets of glasses there, often the frames are cheap, but they're also of low quality. Cracks. Finishes or rubber peeling off. Hinges never seem quite right.

I think I'll go back to Costco, it will coordinate with my head-to-toe Kirkland look anyway.

PatrickoftheG,
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@johnefrancis Why not something like Eyebuydirect? I bought the cheapest set I could for something like <$10 to make sure it wasn't going to give my face leprosy or something, and then went and bought something a little bit better afterward.

PatrickoftheG,
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@johnefrancis That's fair enough I suppose.

PatrickoftheG,
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@johnefrancis I can't judge a man for how and where they choose to spend their money. Especially since it's a good reason.

I am not sure I have the amount of disposable income to burn on spending it at a small business optician though, with their markup I feel like they are on the level of criminals. They are the kinda of scoundrel Galen aspires to be with his gouging.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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The fun thing about ethnic/religious nationalism is that it's really trivially easy for politicians to turn normal people into racist shit. Easier if you have the media on your side.

It's basically a cheat code to win elections and works everywhere.

https://montrealgazette.com/news/world/india-votes-in-third-phase-of-national-elections-as-modi-escalates-his-rhetoric-against-muslims

arstechnica, to random
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Sony backs down, won’t enforce PSN accounts for Helldivers 2 PC players on Steam

What will Sony do next for an audience that likes its games but not its network?

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2024/05/sony-backs-down-wont-enforce-psn-accounts-for-helldivers-2-pc-players-on-steam/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

PatrickoftheG,
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@arstechnica Every time I see a third party launcher for a game that doesn't need one, I hope the executive who ordered it goes blind and lives a life of forever pain.

Ubisoft? 2k? Sony?

All of them, fuck you all for third party launchers.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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It has been 156 days since Henry Kissinger died. Shame on us all for letting him get to old age.

WhippoorwillSong, to random
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There's been news articles here and there about the drop in teen sexual activity in recent years. Now this article comes out, about a sharp decline in sex scenes in movies.

So, is it the chicken or the egg? Are the youth of today influencing the movies, or is it the other way around? :

https://www.theguardian.com/film/article/2024/may/02/hollywood-sex-scenes-decline-by-40-percent

PatrickoftheG,
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@WhippoorwillSong It's a good theory I think, I am not sure I agree though.

My reasoning is that sex scenes in movies are awkward, don't advance plots, and are not even titillating. My guess is movies don't even bother with them because they're not worth it to the actors too.

Especially when compared to the totally free bonanza of absolutely hardcore pornography, catering to every hyper specific kink, that practically beams itself into everyone's phones all the time relentlessly.

GrimmReality, to random
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Kids today may not understand that there was an age in America where Cracker Jack and sundry breakfast cereals came with toys INSIDE the box of shelf-stable food AND that we were almost universally disappointed at what those toys, which were, for emphasis, inside a box of shelf-stable food, turned out to be because we expected so much more of toys packaged in food.

Do whatever generational psychoanalysis of this you choose to. It is totally fair game and I welcome the discourse.
https://beige.party/@Waitnwallflower/112364910433780876

PatrickoftheG,
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@GrimmReality How often were those toys just stupid temporary tattoos? That was always the biggest disappointment and I carry my grudge decades on.

stephanie, to random
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If public servants have to go back to the office 3 days a week... Do they finally get back what they had before 2020?

  • an assigned cubicle?
  • a locker to put their personal items?
  • two monitors when needed?
  • on-site keyboards and mice?
  • a bedbug and bat free office? (haha joke, that never happened, even before 2020)

PatrickoftheG,
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@stephanie @bougiewonderland @Auxonic Quit your whining, you silly public servants. Don't you know that we need you to waste your time going to worse working conditions so that you can keep buying gas and supporting local restaurants?

And also the bribes our politicians take from property developers to keep real estate prices high?

DrALJONES, to random
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Podcast & transcript

"The university fears us because of how little we fear them".

~Michigan Gaza Encampment organisers

Joining over 100 campuses & encampments on every continent, students & faculty at the University of Michigan call for divestment.

https://therealnews.com/the-university-fears-us-because-of-how-little-we-fear-them-michigan-gaza-encampment-organizers-demand-university-divest-from-israel?utm_medium=email&utm_source=The+Real+News+Network&utm_campaign=bddab6ba05-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2024_04_30_08_46_Mayday&utm_term=0_-bddab6ba05-%5BLIST_EMAIL_ID%5D

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PatrickoftheG,
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@DrALJONES As a local, let me tell you that McGill University fears nothing but a decline in urban property value.

It was the first place that opened during the pandemic as soon as it could, for the sheer joy of killing its students. It keeps trying to build on top of likely unmarked graves, from when it helped the US with its torture experiments and yeah that sounds far-fetched but here we are.

McGill would pay the police extra for every skull cracked.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/mohawk-mothers-allan-memorial-institute-construction-1.6984572

PatrickoftheG, to random
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I think there's a fairly high number of posters out there who, after leaving a public comment, really only want to see the spiritual equivalent of "YAS KING" or YAS QUEEN" and then get upset if it's anything else, and then call it a day I guess. Surely there's has to be a better place for that than an open forum?

PatrickoftheG,
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@Cassandra I am not even judging these people for having this intrinsic need they want to fill, just questioning the process through which they are seeking it out.

It's probably for the best to avoid folks on that kind of path. I think declining t follow those people is the way forward.

DrALJONES, to random
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Analysis

US-cable news viewers tend not to believe Israel is committing genocide in Gaza.

Cable-news viewers tend to be:
more supportive of Israel’s war effort;
less likely to think Israel is committing war crimes;
less interested in the war in general.

alternative-media viewers tend to:
generally side with the Palestinians;
believe Israel is committing war crimes & genocide;
consider the issue of significant importance.

See report:
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=zWUR48grJuc&t=147s

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PatrickoftheG,
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@DrALJONES I don't want to come down too hard on the Olds, getting old myself, but a thing I've noticed is this: If you tell me your views on Biden, on climate change, on Israel, and a few other subjects, I can instantly tell if you watch cable news channels.

The news networks, especially CNN and MSNBC, rot brains the brains of the over 60 crowd.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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The crazy thing about the American election isn't that people are voting for Biden, listen I totally understand having to vote for a lesser evil and to hold your nose when doing so, but the people who think he has been a force for good ever in his life? Hold your nose, vote, that's fine. But to see his historical record and be proud? The Hell?

I can't tell if it's just good propaganda or that thing where people can't help see the world as my team vs that team, just wowsers shameful though.

DemocracySpot, to random
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Remembering living in a one-TV household as a kid and Sundays were monopolized by the PGA. That's also when the best movies came on, the classics. I grew to loathe golf. Another anecdote from my culture-deprived childhood. 😂

PatrickoftheG,
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@DemocracySpot Every Sunday was a Sunday spent at gramda's house, and invariably she would watch 1: Motorsports 2: Golf other than whatever the regularly scheduled infomercial crap was. If I was very lucky it would be PBS with Bob Ross, which was great, or a bunch of other things that were not.

And since it was grandma's house, you had to sit there with grandma and not do anything disturbing and not talk and not have any kind of fun at all.

PatrickoftheG,
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@DemocracySpot That anyone in this world watches Golf or Driving is mystery to me Eddie.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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I am old enough, in a place that was backward enough once upon a time, to not have been issued a birth certificate at all. I had a baptismal certificate issued from a church and that was good enough.

That was how intertwined church and state was around here. It is a level that many Americans aspire to. They should probably ask themselves what happened next. I think they would find a hilarious surprise waiting.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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"Why are you wearing a mask?"

"Lady, I wear it to hide my facial hair. You should too."

Awkward morning.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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I was told that I owe it to my ancestors to make as many children I as I can. I believe my ancestors owed it to me not to pass along such a shitty world.

At least I'm not going to do that, and boy is it going to get shittier fast because I do not have the courage to do what we all know must be done.

AnnaAnthro, to Montreal
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Cars torched, explosions heard in suspected arson in neighbourhood of Ile Bizard

https://globalnews.ca/news/10449178/montreal-ile-bizard-fire-cars-explosion/

PatrickoftheG,
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@AnnaAnthro I wonder if it's not the same people as February. Firebugs are the kind of people who should be kept at the bottom of a pot of boiling water.

https://globalnews.ca/news/10281157/montreal-multiple-arsons-investigation/

PatrickoftheG, to random
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Remember, kiddies, if your government and giant corporations are raking in big dollars right now by supporting international ethnic cleansings, it may be worth your time to consider that they are not above killing you for the money either.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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Seeing the "they didn't burn witches" things going around again, and the adjacents.

Note: They burned anyone who they accused and who confessed. Which is everyone, because all you need to do to make anyone confess to any crime at all is to sleep deprive them for two days.

Note 2: And when you pay someone by the number of witches they find, that technique is an amazing way to skyrocket yourself to exciting new income levels.

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