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That_One_Guy

@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world

A husband & father of one girl (12) located in the southern St. Louis, Missouri area • Insomniac • Mild OCD • Late Gen X • Full-time CAD/CAM Programmer • Started as a CNC Machinist • Technology Enthusiast • Nature/Wildlife Conservation • A Friend to Animals • More Than Mildly Sarcastic • Dad Jokes Possible • A fan of The Simpsons • Amateur Photographer

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If anybody was looking for a touch of cute this Sunday afternoon, I might have found it.

Sorry, I post too many cat pictures, but they make it hard not to. 😻

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I feel like I run an animal flophouse sometimes... This lanky guy takes up half the back of the couch.

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We took in Penguin (left) December of last year, she had been living on the street her whole life. Essentially, I guess we rescued her, but our large Manx cat, Mr Minx (right) has given her something we never could, the companionship of her own kind. It always makes me smile seeing them together. 🙂

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I was reading about the billionaire sub debacle this morning and though I don't wish that fate on anyone, I do find it extremely frustrating that the US and Canadian taxpayers will foot the bill for the attempted rescue and possible recovery. With at least two billionaires and the owner of the company on board, why can't their estates be presented a bill?

This is not a standard Coast Guard rescue of a tipped over fishing boat, these people paid $250k for this risk. Adventure has inherent risk!

Scrooge McDuck gif

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Pixie and Mr. Minx are the best of friends, they've been napping together for years now. In the beginning Pixie slept on Mr. Minx but roles have since been reversed.

The new dog beds are a big hit too.

Have a great Thursday everybody!

A black and white tuxedo cat named Mr. Minx sleeping on a fawn red dog named Pixie.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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Apparently this cardboard box said something about their mothers because they have f*cked this thing up. The terror of two tuxedo cats, Mr. Minx and Oreo are both crazy! 🤪

Good morning Mastodon, TGIF!

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Mr Minx is letting it all hang out for Tuxedo Tuesday. Penguin was trying to use him as a pillow.

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I really cherish these lazy afternoons the older I get. I'm currently drinking coffee and chilling with my Pixie dog on the couch. No further plans for the day and not really giving a shit about making any. 😏

How's it going for all my Mastodon friends and cronies, are you having a chill day too? 😎

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My one year Mastodon anniversary was on 11/18 and I missed it. So I wanted to let everyone know how much I've appreciated having you in my life the past year. From funny animal pictures to sage advice and the occasional intense discussion it's all been a blast! Hopefully I'll be here with you all for many more years.

Thanks and have a great Thanksgiving Eve and night! 🦃 🌃

That_One_Guy, to animals
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Stray cat in last December, lap cat today. Penguin has made quite the life for herself here in a short time.

That_One_Guy, to nature
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It's a bittersweet day, after six months of rehabilitation, Michaelangelo the red eared slider is returning to his ancestral pond! He's come a long way from the Canadian geese pecking him on the trail. I'm not going to lie, the live prey breeding and native aquatic plant requirements have been strenuous to keep up with. I asked a herp vet I know, he said it's now or never on reintroduction so he's on his way. 🐢

A red eared slider turtle named Michaelangelo, Mikey for short, being reintroduced to his native pond in Arnold City Park.

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Triple Tuxedo Tuesday!

Three times the fancy and the crazy. 😋😜🤪

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The weather wouldn't be too bad here if the damn wind would stop. I'm ready for actual spring time to hit Missouri.

A Cleveland pear tree blowing in the wind. You can see green leaves, pink buds, and white flowers with yellow centers.

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Pixie is having a good day. She was very proud of her stick, she carried it for 10 minutes.

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The Penguin, our neighborhood stray tuxedo made his Caturday appearance. I put a handful of food by my mailbox to coax him to my yard. I still aspire to be the fanciest man in Arnold with three tuxedo cats.

That_One_Guy, to nature
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Hello everyone, happy Sunday!🙂👋 How is everyone and everything today We went to a rescue farm that takes in animals about to be slaughtered or retired after they can no longer work. It was a wonderful experience, my wife and daughter got to hug the St. Louis Six. They are six steers who escaped the slaughter house years ago, five are still living in the farm, one passed and has a memorial pond. I recommend it if you're in the area.

A pink pig named Petunia and a black and pink pig named Rosie.
My wife, daughter and myself with a cow named Roo. One of the St. Louis Six who escaped a slaughter house.
A black and white cow named Eddie, one of the famous St. Louis Six.

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Sorry, these seats are taken.

How's your Whiskers Wednesday going?

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It's chilly in the St. Louis area this morning so I'm in my cozy hoodie. For some strange reason though I can't get comfortable on this lumpy couch. 😉

That_One_Guy, to random
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Is everyone ready for the 2024 double cicada brood? My daughter is freaking out over my stories. She wasn't quite here for the last time around.

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Tuxedo Train

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What's black and white and taking up a 3rd of my bed?

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I don't like the look of these clouds... The storms in the forecast might be accurate.

That_One_Guy, to animals
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Some mid-week cuteness if you need it, Mr Minx giving Penguin a hug.

Have a wonderful Wednesday night!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Ok buddy. Back off. All I asked was how small your dick had to be to turn that truck on. No need to get personal.

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
There's an award for that in the U.K. apparently...

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