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amiserabilist

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Avatar: Penny-farthing. I Am Not a Number.
Header: Union Jack. Plague Island.

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

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amiserabilist, to random
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@vote VOTE DIZZ

amiserabilist,
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dammit @MaJ1 i copied you

@dgar

evelynefoerster, to Cat
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#cat #cats #Caturday #catsofmastodon
RIP Mars, 2010 - 2024
This morning I found Mars run over by a car. I miss him very much. We got him from the shelter and he showed his gratitude every day. He was cuddly, playful, a rascal and very curious. Wherever I was, Mars wasn't far away and he spent many cuddly hours on my lap. I am stunned and incredibly sad. My heart is broken and I am crushed 🖤
Goodbye Mars, miss you, Thank you for love 😭 😿

Mars, black cat, sitting on Paving stones, looking curious left
Mars, black cat, sitting on Paving stones, licking one of his front paws

amiserabilist,
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@evelynefoerster

Sorry for your loss. At least he found a loving family.

Kierkegaanks, to random
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amiserabilist,
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@Kierkegaanks

credit:

https://mastodon.xyz/@johl/112059833912513751

@johl

cmconseils, to random French
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It's wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop up like "Are you sure?"

amiserabilist,
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@cmconseils

my mum has entered the chat

RickiTarr, to random
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One of the crazy things about M&M lore is that Cannibalism is not only acceptable, but encouraged.

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

Alice, to random
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It's a good thing Louis Pasteur had a decent last name to lend to an acceptable term like pasteurized milk because can you imagine if his last name was instead something like Jizzeur?

amiserabilist,
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@glasspusher
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dairyly transmitted diseases

Raw Milk Sales Skyrocket as Idiots Believe Drinking Bird Flu Will Give Them 'Immunity'

https://med-mastodon.com/@amiserabilist/112454325559939672

amiserabilist,
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@Kierkegaanks @Alice @glasspusher

North Carolina Senate voted along party lines Wednesday to ban anyone from wearing masks in public for health reasons

This is what happens when "Being A Complete Fucking Idiot" becomes a political ideology

Republicans have legit re-branded as the Party of Stupid

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments

RickiTarr, to random
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Would half chicken half ducks be called Chucks or Dickens?

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

https://www.quora.com/A-rooster-mated-with-my-female-duck-and-it-has-now-laid-10-eggs-What-should-I-expect

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

Two different obstacles to interspecies breeding.

One is physical, where the sperm dies before it can reach the egg, due to different chemical environments in the uterues, or simply cannot reach the egg.

The other is genetic, where either each animal has a different number of chromosomes, so the genetic information from the father can't find a suitable match with the information from the mother.

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/1aw1i4/eli5_what_biologically_prevents_interspecies/

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

Hybrids are indicated with an “x”. Hybrids that have been named are written with the x between the genus and species name. For example, Solanum x procurrens is the hybrid between S. nigrum and S. physalifolium. If a hybrid hasn’t been named, or if you want to specify the parentage, the same hybrid can be written as S. nigrum x S. physalifolium.

https://www.aje.com/arc/how-to-write-scientific-names-of-plants-and-animals/

amiserabilist,
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@cgsines

https://www.treehugger.com/animals-with-completely-ridiculous-names-4864307

@RickiTarr

RickiTarr, to random
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Listen, the Victorians had their issues, but pussy and cunt are boring, give me Mossy Mound and Cave of Unimaginable Delights any day.

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr @Schnuckster

Alice, to random
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It's not fair to call Tonya Harding trashy or low class because it's not her fault she was named Tonya.

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

Hit...darn agony!

Alice, (edited ) to random
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I was just reminded of around twenty years ago when this guy who I knew on LiveJournal took extreme creative liberty and used the head from my LiveJournal profile pic and Photoshopped an image of me and sent it to me as a "gift" and I was just like "uhhhhhhhhhh...thank you?"

amiserabilist,
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@Kierkegaanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6IsFPRoslY

@Alice

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

i like big maps an´ I can not lie.
You otha brothas can´t deny.
That when a girl walks in wit´ a itty bitty waist an´
A round thing in yo´ face. You get SPRUNG.
Want to pull up tough, cuz you notice that map was STUFFED.

@rephlex00

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

ElleGray, to random
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so. in January I was in a bad car accident. fractured spine, ruptured discs, cracked pelvis, broken arm. last 4 months have been v hard. tonight though I'm going back to my adult dance class for the first time. I wasn't sure I'd ever even walk properly again so this is a moment for me. a good one

amiserabilist,
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congratulations @ElleGray

may you and your family go from strength to strength

i was going to post some glib song lyrics, i still am.

… Wiggle it just a little bit
I wanna see you
Wiggle it just a little bit
As it grooves
Wiggle it just a little bit
I wanna see you
Wiggle it just a little bit
As it grooves

GO ELLE!!!

dgar, to random
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Being offline is kinda like going camping.

amiserabilist,
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@dgar

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

―Obi-Wan Kenobi, sensing Dgar going offline

amiserabilist,
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@olav @dgar

kerouac666, to random
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Electronics should have a "porn counter" that logs all the time porn has been looked at on them and then, in the second hand market, that should figure into price, like odometers on used cars. If a phone has 4,800 porn hours versus a phone that has 150 porn hours it should cost less.

amiserabilist,
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@kerouac666

We Should Bury This Idea

dgar, to random
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The other half asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.

I had to get a running start but, the answer is yes.

amiserabilist,
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@dgar

Alice, to random
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I feel like I need to come clean and let everyone know that my last name isn't actually McFlurry.

It's McNugget.

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes
And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child but she's always a McFlurry to me
She can lead you to love, she can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth but she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free

paulfoerster, to random
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That was perfect. 🤣 But it's all gone now. 😔@evelynefoerster and I had a perfect afternoon sunny chicken meal. 🤣

The chicken is ready to be served. It’s standing on its stand inside the now open Big Green Egg and waiting to be taken out.
The chicken was cut in halves and we both each had one half. The picture shows one half of the chicken on a plate, along with three roasted champignons.
All gone. This is the stand on which the chicken is positioned to be roasted equally from all sides. It’s more or less a cone formed by thick wires to hold the chicken upright.

amiserabilist,
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@SNerd

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/beer-can-chicken

@paulfoerster @evelynefoerster

Alice, to random
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I want to open a stationary ice cream truck that serves boozy snow cones called BroCones.

Kickstarter link in bio.

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

great roofied snow cones

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