ansonkennedy

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"Your problem is you think too much," Episcopal priest explaining why I'm going to hell.

And now I'm here.

I firmly believe Star Trek V: The Final Frontier was an outstanding ST:TOS third season episode.

#Humanist. #Skeptic. #Nerd. #Engineer. Firm believer in the Oxford comma. And other things.

"Reducing employee satisfaction surveys for over thirty years."

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MissingThePt, to random
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A thread on hyperbole.

1/1,000,000

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt 0.000001

MissingThePt, to random
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I can’t believe I pay good money for a gym membership but when I get there they make ME do all the work.

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt your pain is their gain.

MissingThePt, to random
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ACCOUNT PSA:

I’ve enjoyed these many months of sharing my quirky humor with you here. You have given me far greater joy in return, and I couldn’t ask for a better group of followers.

But alas all good things must come to an end, and so I am announcing that I am done posting for the morning.

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt you said nothing about the afternoon.

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I left something back in 2023 pull the car over

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt you should have thought of that before we left the house.

ansonkennedy, to movies

You know this is true.

#movies #Xmas #ChristmasMovies #AChristmasStory #DieHard

MissingThePt, to random
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Quality control for a beer is tough — ensuring non-rusted cap, properly-affixed label, good-tasting product — unlike the quality control required for a self-driving electric vehicle, manned spacecraft or neural brain implant.

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt looks like Brian Stone has discovered a new version of the sunk cost fallacy.

BTW, I hear Cyberbeer goes well with Trump Steaks.

MissingThePt, to random
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There are two types of people in the world:

  1. People who finish what they start
ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt

  1. And those who finish what other people start.
MissingThePt, to random
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Struggling with holiday gift ideas? Look no further than a gift subscription to Missing The Point.

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt someon gave me one but every issue was misdelivered.

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Don’t trust anyone hiding behind a fake name and avatar.

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt or who uses a childhood photo.

MissingThePt, to random
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Breaking: Newly-elected House Speaker and evangelical puritan Mike Johnson learns what “johnson” is a euphemism for, vows to change last name.

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt what does that make Mrs. Johnson?

MissingThePt, to random
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Have we tried prayers and thoughts?

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt there you go again, putting the cart before the horse.

MissingThePt, to random
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“We call our act ‘The Aristocrats.’”

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt "Pull my finger."

lowqualityfacts, to random
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This happened to me on a plane once.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

ansonkennedy,

@lowqualityfacts what goes around comes around.

MissingThePt, to random
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The embarrassing thing for Jim Jordan is that he wouldn’t even be the best Republican House Speaker with a school wrestler sex abuse scandal.

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt you don't go to political gridlock with the Speaker you want. You go to political gridlock with the Speaker you have.

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House Republicans voted today to make Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) their next nominee for speaker, but deferred on voting on who will be their nominee tomorrow.

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve.

MissingThePt, to random
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“Never forget.”

“Never forget what?”

“You bastard.”

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt I can't remember the last time I forgot something.

MissingThePt, to random
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The Bear but set in a fast food restaurant, with the season’s story arc culminating in the creation of the McRib sandwich.

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt PSA: never order a McRib sandwich without the sauce.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, you learn something new about kites every day.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

ansonkennedy,

@lowqualityfacts damn right.

thomasfuchs, to retrocomputing
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“WMFY” Which Microprocessor for you?

ansonkennedy,

@thomasfuchs I always had a preference for the Motorola 68xx series.

MissingThePt, to random
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$267,230 for an R.V.
$133,363 for Savannah, Georgia properties

Your very own Supreme Court Justice? Priceless.

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt cheap at twice the price.

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If you follow me because you liked one of my posts, unfortunately that was my best one.

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt I thought so!

MissingThePt, to random
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John Jacob Oppenheimer Schmidt. His fame is his shame too.

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt stop grilling the poor guy. This isn't a Barbie-Q y'know.

MissingThePt, to random
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The Manhattan Project was a clandestine World War II research and development project to create the perfect craft cocktail.

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt money well spent.

MissingThePt, to random
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My Powerball tickets didn't work, can I get a refund?

ansonkennedy,

@MissingThePt don't worry, you can roll them over to the next drawing.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I wonder what movie it was.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

ansonkennedy,

@lowqualityfacts found it.

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