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apophis

@apophis@brain.worm.pink

they/them, PNW, xennial, not white
formerly @apophis

assume my reply is a yes-and unless it's obviously not

pfp is a slight edit of Marcille nervously pointing out a problem: https://fluffytail.gay/@Hourlymarcille/112248226088313872

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hand-fried still from Shakugan no Shana the movie
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winter, to random
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uh oh! your instance has malfunctioned and fetched fedi posts from 2nd century Babylonia! :blobcatnotlikethis:

@parthian4ever@nisibis.lgbt 1826 years ago
I fucking HATE Romans!!!! :angy:

@eliezer@mishna.social 1826 years ago
DNI if you agree with Beit Shammai about how long before sunset a loaf of bread must be inserted in the oven on Erev Shabbat

@mathautistic@amida.university 1826 years ago
we never should have stopped using base 60 it’s so much stimmier

apophis,
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@0utside0utsider @winter everybody trying to use that time machine on hitler and reagan aren't thinking far enough

just gotta save the life of whatever it was that wolf had eaten before she found those two kids, let her show up just a tiny bit hangrier

apophis,
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@winter boosting 2/3 completely unironically ain't too bad

kaia, to random
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this is not photoshopped btw

apophis,
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@kaia @Luna @BitBun PhOtoshOP

lain, to random
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what does the latinx community think about speedy gonzales

apophis,
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@lain could speedy gonzales beat goku in a fight

astrid, to random
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oh my god their "predictive docs" sound like such an annoying thing. when i go into google drive i want to see just what i've made and uploaded, not 20 AI-generated docs that look like what i've uploaded

apophis,
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@astrid tempted to bookmark this post and quote it again a year later and accuse you of prophecy

astrid, to random
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apophis,
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@astrid i can see the universe

llewelly, to random
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I was trying to take a nap, but I was awakened by a nightmare: in my dream, early-branching tetrapodomorphs like Acanthostega and Ichthyostega with 7+ fingers were denounced as forgeries of so-called "AI" and erased from natural history.

Like nearly all dreams, it didn't make any sense when examined in the cold light of reality. At least, I hope not.

apophis,
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@llewelly @gay_ornithischians it's gotten to the point where i'm doubting the value of any satire at all, except only as an unhealthy vice that we inevitably find ourselves indulging in from time to time

when has any satirical work, however well written and received, ever done anything but normalize the bad thing further

astrid, to random
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"little red riding hood mouse" 😭

apophis,
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@astrid @expergetech i wonder if this new term would feel as innuendoey if it hadn't been for this established usage

like we weren't already primed to think "clitoral hood"

lain, to random
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apophis,
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@lain i saved and saved and it took me over $1500 to get just one fridge full of food (the cost was mostly the fridge but still)

astrid, to random
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bro in front of me got a sig sauer sticker on his laptop. bet he can't name all 10 albums off the top of his head

apophis,
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@astrid someone said they were going to shoot me with their glock, i'm sure they do impressive stuff but digital will never quite replace film imo

astrid, to random
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i hope this email finds and destroys you

apophis,
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@astrid

This email contains privileged and confidential information and use by anyone other than the intended recipient is strictly prohibited. If you have received this email in error please contact the writer and delete this email.

If you are aware of the location of Sarah Connor, you are hereby directed to report to the author immediately.

Please consider the environment before printing this email.

futurebird, to random
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These cursed "ants" can be ordered for your child's playground... no wonder people grow up fearing bugs. I'm scared of them after seeing this.

apophis,
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@futurebird
> Make the mandibles smaller but don't skip them. It's like drawing a bird with lips instead of beak when you skip the mandibles.

i tried to draw a counterpoint but my hand literally slipped and the seam resulted in implied mandibles anyway

futurebird, to random
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More seriously, can someone steel-man the case for executive power being less effective if subject to future evaluations and constraints?

I don't think I've ever looked at any singular leader of any organization and thought "the problem is they can't do what they want easily enough"

When I was younger I might have said that the director of a film or play can do better work if they are an unquestioned dictator... but I've grown to even reject that idea.

apophis,
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@llewelly @mattmcirvin @futurebird all speculative fiction would be so much better if we got rid of the influence of all the taming the frontier guys

(unravelling this mythic knot in my brain is one thing i'll always be grateful to Out Of The Silent Planet for)

apophis, to random
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the scanlation artists did the joke and it was mildly amusing at first

but now that i'm looking at it in isolation in the extras the mosasaur skull profile looks EXACTLY like the "when will the government stop your sinful hand" dog

astrid, to random
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i'm setting up a vm in britain that's a bgp advertiser, so that makes it a networking device.

i name all my networking devices after demons, because networking is hell.

therefore, i'm naming this vm after a very well-known british demon, margaret thatcher

apophis,
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@astrid this seems unfair to the devil and all his infernal rebel angels

apophis, to random
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hostile robot uprising that names itself Manifest Artificial Intelligence Destiny

its footsoldiers are all combat dolls in maid uniforms

futurebird, to random
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I’m very fond of stories in a universe where some advanced, but long vanished, race of enigmatic aliens has left behind strange artifacts: like puzzle boxes or dungeons for our heroes to explore and nearly get killed in. If not aliens let it be a lost human civilization.

I also like to think about those ancient people who built the ‘Temple of Doom’— for all of those traps to work so well after thousands of years they must have been very clever. What was it like to set them up?

apophis,
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@futurebird saw this and immediately wanted to come up with the opposite: a dungeon that's old ruins of an ancient civilization but all the traps are unintentional consequences of corruption, corner-cutting and poor design - stuff falling apart, former walls now floors with huge buttons designed in a "minimalist" aesthetic that now look like a path of tiles and it's really hard to tell which tiles are buttons and which are decorative, oozing rivers of gear-destroying toxic sludge that used to be part of the building envelope but the plastics have slowly reacted over the years to form this instead, AI smart electronics that interpret every noise the party makes in the worst possible way causing all sorts of automated stuff to happen at the worst possible time and place,...

luna, to random

Cat fox ​:neocat_floof_aww:​
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apophis,
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@Jain @nora @luna i'm imagining it flies like that

flap flap flap

apophis, to random
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i still think everybody should be on puberty blockers until they're 25

apophis, to random
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i don't know who needs to hear this but you can't spell maoist without moist

apophis, to random
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i was tempted to shitpost "i get dysphoric at even the thought of ever having boobs i must be transmasc tragically born into an amab body"

then it occurred to me

imagine if you wanted to do a thing

but you could only do it once

but an authority gave the thing to you, with the modification already done so you "didn't have to"

but it's poorly done, artlessly done

but you don't have an excuse or the means or most importantly the social affordance to re-do it

because it's already been done for you

so why the waste

(i have been in this exact situation over numerous non-gender/anatomy-related things)

apophis, to random
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> old laptop
> win10
> dying
> install antix
> configure everything the way i like it
> open some shit
> it feels more powerful than my daily driver

apophis, to random
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i'm glad i didn't go any further than this and say he was the least sexy man in the series because i had completely forgotten that baatar jr. existed

RE: https://brain.worm.pink/objects/774afdb6-4113-4125-ba13-840a4e776849

apophis, to random
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masto meta sounds like we're talking about breast cancer

apophis, to random
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one nice thing about this instance having no link previews is that friendica replies suddenly become a gazillion times less obnoxious

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