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autolycos

@autolycos@med-mastodon.com

A doc. Don't trust my inflammatory and occasionally reasonable advice unless I'm your doc. No actual advice.

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RickiTarr, to random
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Your porn name is:

Your First Name

Your Last Name

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr Echidnacious Tacopotamus

stux, to random
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“But it’s to haul mega loads all day”

Uhu.. :nkoFacepalm2:

autolycos,
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@stux it's not a '72 Ford half ton

autolycos, to random
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If you want to see a person conversant in chemistry lingo have the same reaction normies have to chemistry terminology, this is a good place to start @kidskylark

https://kolektiva.social/@Montaagge/112254259282063962

grrrr_shark, to random
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Wow, I just got trolled by a massive asshat for using the word "USian".

MAYBE I'm not such an ass that I think that my former home was representative of an entire hemisphere, hmmm?

So many douchebags, so little time. Block button so shiny and warm.

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark see, this is why the eclipse was disappointing.

I was promised some kind of purge, generally either a rapture or apocalypse. What did we get? The same old shit on a different day with 3 minutes of extra darkness

Viss, to random
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so turns out if you just start getting up at 6am every day the effect is just like jetlag.

autolycos,
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@Viss this is why I get up at 5 a.m. instead

RickiTarr, to random
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Some pics from my day out, bonus points if you can tell me what the flowers are without looking it up! Feel free to share a picture or two from your day.

This is a gravel road lined with trees on one side and a hillside with grass and yellow flowers on the other, there are puffy white clouds in the sky
This is a very homemade looking wooden bridge with wide wooden planks, you could see the water underneath through the cracks. It was a bit scary to walk over, ahead is a railroad bridge and my brother is walking ahead of me in a red shirt and jeans
This is a little courtyard path where I had brunch, there is a wrought iron bench, a pink dogwood, several hydrangeas, and a Japanese maple, it's very charming

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr the reproductive organs of the plant

futurebird, to random
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“some animals act strange during an eclipse”

(but none so much as humans— everyone is outside in nyc holding colanders squinting yelling at each other not to squint and wearing goofy goggles… but oh yeah it’s the squirrels that are “acting strange”)

autolycos,
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@futurebird yep

https://med-mastodon.com/@autolycos/112237756424903398

RickiTarr, to random
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A movie that stars:

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Alicia Silverstone
Uma Thurman
Chris O'Donnell
George Clooney
& COOLIO

Is just peak 90's, and while never happen again.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr there's a lot of gems

https://screenrant.com/worst-movies-1990s-according-rotten-tomatoes/

Viss, to random
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it begiiiiiiins

autolycos,
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@azalea @Viss darn

RickiTarr, to random
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Who is the best Batman villain and why?

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr Burgess Meredith, obvs

mloxton, to random
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Hey @autolycos what could you hit if you went five inches deep in the supraclavicular fossa in a
a vertical plane

Thinking ladders and stiletto heels, naturally

autolycos,
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@mloxton https://aneskey.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/image01592.jpeg

Nerve, artery, vein, 1st rib, lung, generally in that order

5 inches deep should get you 2-3 inches into the intrathoracic space unless that person is huge

autolycos,
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@mloxton the only place you can penetrate that far in the trunk and not hit anything that might cause death in less than an hour vital is the thoracic spine, the scapulae, and possibly erector spinae

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark @mloxton oatmeal raisin or ginger snap

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark @mloxton I am firmly chaotic neutral for most purposes

autolycos,
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@mloxton @grrrr_shark commotio cordis
Strangulated hernia
Ruptured abdominal aortic aneurysm

Those three come to mind

grrrr_shark, to random
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I could fill my daily water requirements if I could just drink fucking liters of ginger tea all the time, but I suspect that'd be unhealthy.

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark there's worse things

Like licorice tea

ridicol, to random
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US State Department spokesperson Matthew Miller defended weapons transfers to Israel when asked whether they damage the credibility and sincerity of US statements decrying the crisis in Gaza.

“I do not agree with that at all." He responded, “We want to see Israel do everything it can to minimize civilian casualties. At the same time, we are committed to Israel’s right to self-defense, and this is a long-term commitment the United States has made.”

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autolycos,
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@gpnaturephotos @ridicol Geneva conventions.

It is very not appropriate.

autolycos,
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@BlueWaver22 @ridicol @hannu_ikonen @CStamp @gpnaturephotos @seachanger we're complicit. It is plain on the face of it.

skinnylatte, to random
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Me at an Asian restaurant: everything extra extra proper normal extra spicy motherland spicy give it to me

The next table: absolutely nothing spicy

I hope they don’t mix up our food. I will be very angry, but they may be dead

autolycos,
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@skinnylatte I would need a bidet that spews liquid nitrogen

ryanhoulihan, to random
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    autolycos,
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    @ryanhoulihan do you appreciate how much energy men put into that?

    You could power whole economies with that energy!

    autolycos,
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    @grrrr_shark @ryanhoulihan looks desperately for the ecru pill

    autolycos, to random
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    You know, my top next job prospects are in Wyoming @hannu_ikonen

    autolycos,
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    @hannu_ikonen nah, more Jude. The saint of lost causes.

    Too many rodeo adjacent activities for too long

    autolycos,
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    @grrrr_shark FE Warren?

    My mom grew up just east of there. A couple of years ago, I gifted her a portrait of a thunderhead over the former family farmstead there.

    Thunderheads in that area are just amazing

    autolycos,
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    @grrrr_shark boyo is that place weird the past decade plus

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