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autolycos

@autolycos@med-mastodon.com

A doc. Don't trust my inflammatory and occasionally reasonable advice unless I'm your doc. No actual advice.

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grrrr_shark, to random
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Staples gone. I had no idea how much pain they were causing me!!!!

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark one of many reasons I have invested in my own sets of hemostats for home use

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark they don't look out of place on me because of the white coat

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark as one does

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark I do wear my scrubs around the house though

autolycos,
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@mloxton @grrrr_shark 10 pack for US$175

Perfect for stocking stuffers!

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark @mloxton perfect occasion to wear that imperial crimson guard pin in our jewelry boxes

RickiTarr, to random
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Writing Prompt:

Write the saddest sentence you can think of.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr My first realization in the afterlife was that my cat had already eaten my face

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr I'd give it super short story as more likely

RickiTarr, to random
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Are you the person you always thought you would be?

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr no, but I'm gooder in many ways

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr I mean instead of saving lives like an ER doc, I give people the power to save their lives under their own autonomy

It's a weird difference, but the satisfaction lasts longer

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Y'all, did you know there's a sex move with genitals in mouth?!

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr this sounds more like a submission hold

grrrr_shark, to random
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Look, Biden gave a stirring speech. And it had a function. A useful one.

He had to give that speech. And he did. That's great.

But stop making him a fucking superhero. More Biden memes are just going to piss off the people you are trying to keep going to the ballot box.

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@grrrr_shark this is all great, but I want to get back to having a functional legislative branch

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark yes. I am so through with having 3 performative branches who could be very effectively replaced with Wakko's wheel of morality

RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
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FINAL ROUND, BEST OF THE BEST:

Now is the real test!

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr I hope all the chaos goblins assemble on this one

thomasfuchs, to random
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One for the “she’s so stupid how can you put your car into reverse accidentally!!!1” replyguys:

Some Teslas don’t have a gear-selector stalk and literally guess what gear you want.

Yes, you read that right.

https://www.theverge.com/22348668/tesla-prnd-drive-mode-park-neutral-model-s-x-refresh

autolycos,
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@thomasfuchs pseudo random number daemon?

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Let me get this straight. At this stage, we may have:

  • Total nuclear annihilation (the 70s called, they want their MAD doctrine back),
  • Strangulation by micro-plastics,
  • Boiled alive by runaway climate change,
  • Dystopian life servitude to a billionaire ruling class with nostalgic return to brown & black shirts on the side (for good measure),
  • Black Plague returns (aka Covid-24 + Ebola or some such),
  • All of the above.

Can we all agree that Terminator style AI is an outside bet?

autolycos,
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@ParadeGrotesque are you paraphrasing the Firefly theme song lyrics?

autolycos,
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@ParadeGrotesque "burn the land and boil the sea" is part of the lyrics

RickiTarr, to random
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My guess as to why there are so many mentally ill people in Gotham:

The Joker and Harley Quinn fall into a giant open vat of chemicals in a factory that make them "crazy". So, I'm assuming working by the fumes of said open vat of chemicals for a long period of time would have a similar effect. All of Gotham problems have to do with poverty and infrastructure as usual.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr Gotham is probably where they make haldol

Maybe

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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undeadly.org seems down right now. Just saying.

:openbsd:

autolycos,
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@ParadeGrotesque what the?

RickiTarr, to random
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There are no rules, when there's thunder in your heart!

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr not according to cardiologists

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patent_ductus_arteriosus

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr nitroglycerin does not cause cardiac detonation when used as directed?

grrrr_shark, to random
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Why yes, it's me, at 4 am, making sure my quarter deliverables are pushed before I go into hospital.

Yeah, I know there's a reason why I burned out.

But also, doing this ensures I get to keep doing the project that will get me out of that hole, so... I did it.

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark wishing you a good fork-ectomy?

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark please.

It is
fork--

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark autocucumber is a freaking stabby slotted spork

hannu_ikonen, to random
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Yearly reminder to .

March 2020 an asshole private practice dick was trying to force me to see patients in person despite a history of clots, asthma, and pulmonary infarction just years earlier.

I refused, got an ADA excuse from my doctor.

Still "did my job."

Saw patients virtually without issue.

That attending was 43yo & went in.

He didnt live to see 44.

He died after & probable Covid-induced myocarditis.

Otherwise healthy before all that.

autolycos,
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@violetmadder @hannu_ikonen I've seen a very dumb version of this.

It involved the utmost of the subjects. Cops, motorcycles, Sturgis. You get the drift.

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