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chad

@chad@beige.party

Really looking forward to naptime.
My avatar is 16 tiles of my cat Chapati’s face. I have another cat named Udon (not pictured).

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chad, to Cats
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This is the head of Udon the Cat.

chad, to random
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I made a really big paper airplane over the weekend. Who wants to go soaring around the spot the Challenger blew up? $30k per seat, explorers only.

chad, to random
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Turn your phone all the way off and see how long can you stand to hold its lifeless corpse in your hands.

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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Getting rid of stuff means this only doll I saved from my late Mom's doll collection. This one was the least creepy. Mom said she bought it because it had my hair and eyes color. Sorry Mom. It's time. Dolls were your thing, never mine.

chad,
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@nlarson830 @joewynne @NickGates @Alice @LikeItOrLumpIt @Eamon1916 I swear if you guys start moving that doll closer to my island home I’ll call the Navy

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The old asian lady in my neighborhood was haranguing me about why I’m wasting money paying rent living in San Francisco when I can own a home in a suburb 3 hours away for less. I told her if I have to live in a suburb I’d rather honestly live in any other city in Asia. They are not for me. (If you love suburbs, wonderful. Just know that they are a very distinctly American experience that requires a huge amount of cultural and mindset and lifestyle shift I am personally not willing to do.)

chad,
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@skinnylatte we desperately need to normalize caring about walkability instead of “good schools”

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My favorite time of day is the microsecond between “there are literally zero words that fit here, Wordle” and “oh.”

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    chad,
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    @mentallyalex he’s not wrong, in the sense that execs are all talking about how they can be used to innovate some synergistic growth

    chad, to random
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    Decided to learn if orcas are really whales and once again discovered that our taxonomy of life is some bullshit.

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    In 2138, a trillionaire will die at sea trying to visit the wreck of this submersible.

    JoParkerBear, to random

    Wednesday JoWordle :ablobcatbongo: :ablobcatbongo: :ablobcatbongo: :ablobcatbongo:

    https://word.rodeo/jowordle/

    chad,
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    @JoParkerBear at this point I’m afraid to ask, but this is not the same as regular wordle?

    chad, to random
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    Big thanks to my big sis and ex-girlfriend, Slice McAlice for always believing in me :bb:

    chad, to random
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    It seems pretty likely to me that at least one gun has killed on its own by now.

    chad, to random
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    May The Economy bless you, and keep you until your costs outweigh your benefits, and then may your funereal expenses be a stimulus unto others. :bb:

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    Willing to bet I eat more banana pancakes than anyone else on this Fediverse.

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    Imagine how augmented your reality could be if you spent that $3499 on drugs.

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    Take a deep breath and thank The Economy for delivering another sunrise

    hazelweakly, to ADHD
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    One of my biggest struggles right now is managing my ever growing list of Shit To Do That Doesn't Have A Deadline. Or stuff that has a deadline of "by (some vague time that's further away than next week)", which is functionally the same thing

    Do y'all have any better strategies for this? I just have a Todo notepad in my phone that becomes a black hole dumpster fire, and it's not sustainable.

    chad,
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    @hazelweakly I use Todoist for basically everything in my life. You can set due dates and reminders for everything you decide you should do: https://todoist.com/help/articles/205348301

    chad,
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    @hazelweakly yeah I almost hedged my recommendation on that note. I don’t know, but I bet they’ll fall short for you. You can get an email, which is persistent, but maybe not noisy

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    Don’t yee any of my haws until I’ve had my coffee

    CultureDesk, (edited ) to random
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    "Ted Lasso" is coming to an end — perhaps forever. Here, cast members including Jeremy Swift (Higgins), James Lance (The Independent's Trent Crimm) and Brendan Hunt (Coach Beard) give their ideas for a spinoff. What do you hope happens next?

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/the-ted-lasso-cast-give-their-ideas-for-a-spinoff

    chad,
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    @CultureDesk I accidentally voted “something else,” so how about a real-world travel show hosted by Trent? He can take us to see the whole team’s homes. I liked the way visiting Amsterdam and Manchester with this crew

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    It’s healthy to periodically review the botanical definition of a berry and remember that nothing we say can ever matter.

    chad, to random
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    An article about a Mastodon post of a screenshot of a tweet of a screenshot of a tumblr reply.

    chad, to random
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    Using the cleanest butter knife you can find in your dirty dishwasher, rake the cold butter across your burnt white bread until a shaggy crater is left in your heart where you had kindled a faint hope for this week to be better. Serve half the burnt butter ball to yourself and overcome the urge to go back to bed. Enjoy!

    chad,
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    @nuncio I hope you persevere :bb:

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    I put a filter on “Florida” today

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