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cooper

@cooper@ottr.uk

โš ๏ธ Don't interact with me if you're a minor - seriously, this ain't for you. That also means I need to be able to tell that you're an adultโ€ฆ

27 โ—ˆ trash island

Professional computer fiddler and dabbler of many things, constantly breaking stuff for "fun" and also an otter online.

Lewds and teasing are welcome and encouraged!

๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™ https://soc.ottr.uk/@fenidis ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

Expect a messy stream of consciousness, horny posting, NSFW media and themes; CW'ed as appropriate!

โš ๏ธ The size, shape and horniness of this otter may fluctuate without warning; handle with care.

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

cooper, to random
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oh my god i just saw what maned wolf pups look like and

aaaaaaaa

look at himmmm leggy babbyyyyyyy

cooper, to random
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Forever reminded that all chat apps fucking suck

cooper,
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  • discord: hypermonetised spyware
  • signal: private but not really, enjoy doxxing yourself
  • telegram: right wing apologists apparently
  • matrix, xmpp, tox etc: UX nightmares
cooper, to random
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cooper,
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the moment you try and inject ads into a paid-for product is the moment i cease to consider paying for it ever again

cooper,
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why the fuck would i buy a ยฃ120 license for windows if you're gonna pump it full of ads?

i might as well just grab the enterprise iso that you can't put ads into and use legitimate methods to activate it.

cooper,
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and to spell it out clearer.

stop paying for windows

download the ISO direct off their own website

install it via USB

activate it using Massgrave's scripts: https://massgrave.dev/

use O&O to nuke telemetry if you must https://www.oo-software.com/en/

cooper, to random
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seein arc come up again

imagine having an invite only private beta for a fucking web browser

cooper,
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shills going "oh but it's unfinished"

its a fucking chrome clone - that already works on Mac

how hard is it to port your shitty electron UI

cooper,
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i thought the browser company would be super eager to release it to windows so they could slurp up even more of your private browsing history

because why else would they require an account to use a fucking browser?

cooper,
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and before anyone says "buh firefox has accounts"

yeah it does - and they're fucking optional you dumb cunt

cooper,
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any browser requiring an account to even USE is just a thinly-veiled way of gobbling up your browsing data to sell for advertising

cooper, to mastodon
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Heya, this is kinda a begpost, but not directly.

You might have heard of fedi.monster, a self-titled "anarcho-communist collective"

These people help 140 instances (including mine) operate by providing managed hosting to people who don't have the technical backing (or in my case, spoons) to run an instance by themselves.

They've just moved to using OpenCollective for their funding to be upfront about their finances.

Their one sysadmin is looking to take a permanent break and they're aiming to hire people to fill the role; if you know of people with those talents, and who are looking for some work - please get in touch with them at hello@fedi.monster

Otherwise, if you can spare money and want to donate to keep fedi.monster going; you can do that on their OpenCollective page here:

https://opencollective.com/fedimon

It's been really liberating being able to have my own little corner on the internet and not having to worry & faff with all the associated costs that come with running a Mastodon server.

I really appreciate the work of the people at FediMonster and I hope that they can keep going and providing such a valuable service to the community ๐Ÿ’™

:boost_please:โ€‹

cooper, to random
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"Gamers need to be comfortable no longer owning games" says some Ubisoft wankstain

Well now, if I can't buy it to own it; you can't really call it stealing then?

cooper,
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I will die on this hill

If buying something doesn't equate to owning it.
Piracy cannot be stealing

cooper, to random
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Stare into the abyss and the abyss awoooos back

chirpbirb, to selfhosted
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noticing an issue on @taco that i read in multiple self-hosted articles -- i'm not seeing all boosts and favs for each post. i'll probably throw on a relay to solve this

cooper,
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@chirpbirb
I used to run FediFetcher, which got post context automatically; not sure if it'd help with getting boosts & favs too

https://github.com/nanos/FediFetcher

cooper,
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@chirpbirb be prepared for it to take absolutely ages

and watch out for your media cache if you do join a relay

I'm hooked up to asonix's one and I'm hovering at about 160GB cached

cooper, to Furry
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๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฆ

๐ŸŽจ: @sadcat16hrz

cooper, to random
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Hey @MonaApp ; any reason why content warnings arenโ€™t being copied when i reply to CWโ€™d posts?

iOS 17 - Mona Version 5.9.4 (44588)
Running against Mastodon v4.2.0-rc2+glitch

CWโ€™s are correctly copied to replies in other apps; so itโ€™s not anything server-side

cooper, to unity
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oh no wouldn't it be a shame if someone dropped all these analytic endpoints

cdp.cloud.unity3d.com<br></br>license.unity3d.com<br></br>license.unity3d.com.akadns.net<br></br>activation.unity3d.com<br></br>config.hub-proxy.unity3d.com<br></br>events.launchdarkly.com<br></br>clientstream.launchdarkly.com<br></br>config.uca.cloud.unity3d.com<br></br>perf-events.cloud.unity3d.com<br></br>prd-lender.cdp.internal.unity3d.com<br></br>third-gke-usc.prd.data.corp.unity3d.com<br></br>third-prd-knob.data.ie.unity3d.com<br></br>remote-config-proxy-prd.uca.cloud.unity3d.com<br></br>data-optout-service.uca.cloud.unity3d.com<br></br>public-cdn.cloud.unity3d.com<br></br>public-cdn.cloud.unity3d.com.edgesuite.net<br></br>api2.amplitude.com<br></br>prd-lender.cdp.internal.unity3d.com<br></br>unity-data-gke-prd-gateway.cdp.internal.unity3d.com<br></br>cdn.heapanalytics.com<br></br>heapanalytics.com<br></br>live-platform-api.prd.ld.unity3d.com<br></br>app.launchdarkly.com<br></br>cdn.wootric.com <br></br>

cooper, to random
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not me trying out beeper and immediately thinking itโ€™s sketch after connecting stuff

cooper,
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need to just sit down and set up a matrix server on my own domain

cooper,
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might toy around with dendrite later

cooper, to random
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hey gamedevs/publishers can we stop being fucking stupid and further eroding ownership

cooper,
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eu needs to hurry up and make a law requiring all always-online games publish their server source code after they close down

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