dannotdaniel

dannotdaniel, 1 month ago to random

repost w alt text

OP @masterdon1312

dannotdaniel, 1 year ago to random

Hmmm I know just enough about this subject to annoy everyone involved

Kermit me-to-me gif. Dark-side Kermit with Emperor Palpatine robe over eyes is saying "DO IT"

dannotdaniel, 2 months ago to fediverse

can't believe #friendica does not support alt-text 🤦‍♂️

EDIT: it does but adding it in your posts is currently non-trivial

#fedi #alttext #fail #ActivityPub

dannotdaniel, 11 months ago to random

ahem

would someone kindly follow @fungible_thadius already cos its starting to affect my OCD

Thanks in advance

dannotdaniel, 1 year ago to random

ayo this is not OK

dannotdaniel, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago) to random

Have you made a bluesky account?

dannotdaniel, 1 year ago (edited 8 months ago) to random

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howdy. im the sheriff of cheeze and im here to deliver cheeze justice

#BackTheBleu #BrieBest 🧀

dannotdaniel, 9 months ago to random

me, watching the parade of grotesques get processed in the Georgia Election Probe. 🙌🧀🧀

Mute me, or bring cheese.

chuck e cheese animatronic rat

dannotdaniel, 11 months ago to languagelearning

OK MASTODON her's a #GERMAN #LANGUAGE pro-tip 🇩🇪 ✌️

In #Germany, you don't have to order your #coffee black. That is what you are going to get by default. ☕

Also, it's not great to panic-swap "Schwartz" (which you just learned) with "Schwantz".

So yeah, in the heart of Munich - at a small cafe... I ordered... "penis coffee".

THANKS FOR NOTHING, SPACEBALLS

dannotdaniel, 11 months ago to random

knock knock

dannotdaniel, 8 months ago to random

pls remind me how many gold bars is OK again?

dannotdaniel, 9 months ago to random

crazy that they still put caps lock keys on keyboards

dannotdaniel, 9 months ago to random

MSNBC has Bill Maher coming up.

WHY would they subject us to this.
WHY.

Maher is objectively awful.
The only good thing about him was his atheism and yet he kinda managed to make all atheists look bad.
I guess he's here to do that for "the left"
And yet he's a self-proclaimed libertarian.

My only hope is some news breaks and they have a Lindsey Buckingham SNL "What's Up With That" type situation where they never get to him.

dannotdaniel, 9 months ago to random

Fitness tracker app:

Tell us your weight.
Great job! Tell us your weight.
Tell us your weight.
Nice one! Tell us your weight.
Best yet! (It wasn't in any way) Tell ussss your weiiiighttt

Me: Fine. * enters weight * Now. Where is the graph that shows difference from last time?

Fitness tracker: ...

Me: or even just the dates and numbers

Fitness Tracker:
Sign up for Premium for further insights!

dannotdaniel, 6 months ago to random

128GB of RAM? But WHY Dad?

Particles, son. Glorious particles. #b3d

NOTE: You might be wondering if I re-paste my CPU every time I add or move memory modules... Yes. And it has to do with this ridiculous air cooler...

dannotdaniel, 9 months ago to random

If you think you saw a cross-dressing lumberjack near the FL governor's mansion today, no you didn't.

#WokeOak 🌳

dannotdaniel, 5 months ago to random

doing OCR on all the epstein docs, should have searchable text files shortly

pro tip: use pdftoppm, then tesseract

#epstein

dannotdaniel, 4 months ago to random

bluesky still does not support video uploads, in case you were thinking they'd added features or something

NOPE

all that's changed is that now we both agree that my invite codes are worthless

dannotdaniel, 10 months ago to mastodon

wut. @ihabunek made a terminal based #Mastodon client. 🤩 🐘

And you can just "pip install toot"

I loaded it up, see the timeline, and on a whim hit ESCAPE. The VIM J/K keybindings work(!) 🤓

I then tried to search with / to no avail, but still!)

CC: @aru

dannotdaniel, 2 months ago to random

does anyone else have jingles that play in their head from literally 30 or more years ago

FUCK advertising.

dannotdaniel, 9 months ago to random

In the words of @GreatDismal himself:

"Tolerate not even a bee's dick of white supremacy"

dannotdaniel, 7 months ago to random

uhm if I boost my own blender animations on here too much please mute me or even better let me know. I won't take it personally.

I love making this dumb shit like the lego bably blimp.. but you know, "beauty is in the eye of the Blenderer" and all that ✌️ #b3d

have a nice Monday, if possible ☕🤘

dannotdaniel, 2 months ago to HashtagGames

carried a fish headfirst for aerodynamic purposes

#NeverHaveIEver
#HashTagGames
#osprey

dannotdaniel, 9 months ago to HashtagGames

You'd better hit space after you carefully typed out that hash tag, son.

#AccordingToTheRules
#HashtagGames

the mastodon error elephant

dannotdaniel, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to HashtagGames

there once was a broke billionaire
who pumped tiny fists in the air
wanted a militia
but instead got Letitia
the emperor's whole ass will be bare

#LimerickAFamousPerson
#HashTagGames
#PastYourJailTime