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dcoderlt

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just another nerd
🌞 rises in the east, 🌈🏳️‍⚧️ rights are human rights, #RussiaIsATerroristState .
Hammer-and-sickle is a swastika-tier hate symbol, denying it only makes me block you harder.

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neurovagrant, to random
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well

time to start learning about RFID so I can add the digital ghosts of a bunch of random shit to my car for when it gets read

https://archive.is/bYszD

dcoderlt,
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@neurovagrant
and one EICAR for good measure

dcoderlt, to climate
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randahl, to random
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Both Estonia and France are now ready to send troops to Ukraine as part of a coalition of the willing. These will not be frontline combat troops, but will carry out other tasks such as training in western Ukraine, freeing up more of Ukraine's own forces.

https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2024/05/13/7455614/

dcoderlt,
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neurovagrant, to random
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Any suggestions for authenticator apps that don’t cloud sync, extract data, phone home to Mountain View, or similar?

Thanks in advance.

dcoderlt,
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@neurovagrant
Yubico’s Authenticator app, if you want to carry around a Yubikey.

dcoderlt, to Windows11
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dcoderlt, to random
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Last boost:
I’m now thinking about analogies between consent pop-ups and this old bash quote about IRC file transfers:

<someone> accept cock
<someone> errr
<someone> accept, cock

dcoderlt,
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@nf3xn
“Hey Google, help me create a secure password”
“hunter2 seems to be very secure”

dcoderlt,
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@nf3xn
There’s also a more obscure bash quote I will never forget, “I compressed my files using md5sum. Now how do I decompress them?”

dcoderlt, to llm
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Petition to preface all output with:
“The stories and information generated by this tool are probabilistic works of word salad and input bias. Only a techbro would take anything produced here as fact.”

dcoderlt, to php
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Unpopular opinion:

Writing HTML through template engines like Twig is like writing C through preprocessor macros. It has its place, but it should not be glamorous or default.

“So my daughter tells me you write HTML by hand, like I used to”
“Yes, I write plugins that contain Twig templates that extend Twig templates in the theme we use, that extend Twig templates in the platform’s base package”
“You have exactly 10 {{ ‘second’|plural(10) }} to get the fuck out of my house”

dcoderlt, to random
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You just know that somebody started replaying Aria of Sorrow today.

dcoderlt, to random
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I’m very disappointed in you, nerds. A vulnerability in a tool called xz has been in the news for a week, and I have not seen a single xzibit shitpost.

dcoderlt, to random
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Randomly remembered how good this part of Control was. It still is. 🤘🏻

https://youtu.be/nudSXUMBEV4

dcoderlt, to random
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Given all the fuckups coming to light, I’m going to re-read Allan McDonald’s memoir of the Challenger disaster. You know, just to remind myself what competent oversight feels like.

dcoderlt,
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@sirber @symfonystation
The first graph shows they were running php 8.2 on both OSes.

dcoderlt, to random
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have you tried turning it off and then leaving it off

dcoderlt, to random
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Where’s the “Not now, not ever, don’t show me this noise ever again” option? 🤬

I don’t particularly care if you collect data about 25 test orders in this development environment, but since you’re being such a knob, I’m going to decline on principle.

dcoderlt, to random
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The customer keeps giving us the credentials in a link to a one-time pastebin. Our attempts to read it keep failing. Can you guess why?

JIRA visits the link in the client’s comment to draw a preview, and the pastebin burns the paste right after. 🤦🏼

dcoderlt,
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(this is not a query for better pastebins)

dcoderlt,
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@nf3xn
Yeah… Mastodon has a classic thundering herd/Slashdot problem with each instance trying to create link previews. It has already crashed smaller sites, which I guess is a sign that Masto has made it to the big leagues 💪.

I also wonder why some of these secretbins don’t have an “ask user to confirm before showing them the secret” function, like 1ty.me does. Ah well. I’m sure they have rate limits or something else to prevent curl loops…

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dcoderlt, to bluesky
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Huh, is out of beta. Let’s see if their “we don’t need any T&S policies about dealing with tankies” approach holds up.

dcoderlt,
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twitter: free as in fall
mastodon: free as in beer
bsky invite codes: free as in mattress

dcoderlt, to Symfony
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“I’m sure had good reasons to implement $feature this way, I’ll see the light eventually”, I reassure myself while trying to adapt its 65th aspect to my requirements.

It’s not often that I find a framework that makes me want to go back to Magento 1, so congrats on finding a unique selling point, I guess.

beka_valentine, to random
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just heard someone describe ChatGPT as mansplaining as a service -- supremely confident and supremely wrong

dcoderlt,
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@beka_valentine
I also like “Turing-Kruger effect”.

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