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ersatzmaus

@ersatzmaus@mastodon.social

Code Wrangler; Film Buff; Nerd²; 🖖🍃

Trap lightning in very flat sand.
Trick lightning into doing maths.
Profit.

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vagina_museum, to random
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Do female pigs have orgasms that last for half an hour? Sadly no, that's a complete misconception. It's also probably not true of male pigs.

However, here's something we can tell you about pig orgasms: female pigs are more likely to get pregnant if the inseminator "stimulates" them.

ersatzmaus,
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@vagina_museum I… how was this discovered, exactly? An epic, bong fuelled, randomised controlled trial?

“Ok, but what if, and hear me out here…”

fribbledom, to random
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Keming, noun.

kem-ing, plural kemings.

The result of improper kerning.

ersatzmaus,
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@fribbledom kemirg is hand.

ersatzmaus, to random
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Could whoever decided nearly invisible scrollbars/handles that only appear (and even then not very much) when you hover over them should be a thing please die in a fire? kthxbye.

ZachWeinersmith, to random
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9 year old is into mythical epics. She knows Beowulf. Got her a kids Iliad, Odyssey, and Ramayana. What else?

ersatzmaus,
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@ZachWeinersmith Gilgamesh? Mahabharata?

mjg59, to random
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In the absence of a dynamic symbol section, is there a way for me to tell the linker that a particular symbol is at a specific address in a library?

ersatzmaus,
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@mjg59 @SpaceLifeForm Can you do what libcapsule does: Shim dso with a symbol of that name and scribble on its GOT in its init?

ersatzmaus, to emacs
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I got fed up of having to find my phone when I needed to do 2FA so I rolled up a little package that does TOTP in emacs.

https://gitlab.com/fledermaus/totp.el

It's not on elpa/melpa/marmalade/etc yet.

darth, to gaming
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Who played ELITE as a kid? Let me hear you.

video/mp4

ersatzmaus,
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@darth Docking at full speed because the game only cared about your roll, pitch, and yaw relative to the bay: Not your approach velocity.

Also numbers can be negative, damn it.

futurebird, to random
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Time flies!

ersatzmaus,
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@futurebird What kind of ants eat Time Flies?

loke, to Kotlin
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My Kotlin Native project started giving me link errors after installing Fedora 39.

My Kotlin code links libgmp using cinterop, and when building on Fedora 39 I get this error:

undefined reference to '__isoc23_strtol', version 'GLIBC_2.38'<br></br>

I know that I'm probably one of very few people that uses Kotlin Native for a large project, so the chances of someone actually having stumbled across this issue is probably small, but I'm still mentioning it here in case anyone has any ideas.

ersatzmaus,
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@loke Have you got any generated header, code, etc files that are normally carried in your source but which you can force a regeneration of?

ersatzmaus,
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@loke I've encountered repos that accidentally checked in generated files and never noticed because those files mostly didn't change, mostly.

We can definitely rule that out?

ersatzmaus, to random
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One.
Thousand.
Four.
Hundred.
And.
Ninety.
Three.

simontatham, to emacs
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In , what's the easiest way to type (say) a hundred 0s?

For a non-digit printing char, ESC 100 x is easy. But for a digit, you need to indicate what's the count and what's the literal.

Perhaps C-q, "insert this literally even if you otherwise wouldn't"? For digits 8 or 9, that works, e.g. ESC 100 C-q 9.

But C-q special-cases octal digits! So the best I've found is to enter the octal code for the digit you want: ESC 100 C-q 060 RET. Yuck. Is there an easier way I've missed?

ersatzmaus,
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@simontatham

C-u 1 0 0 C-u 0

or

ESC 1 0 0 C-u 0

ZachWeinersmith, to random
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Hey geeks, what are your thoughts on the use of math where we don't have good data? E.g. suppose you want to say "I think fusion reactors will be used at [rate] by [year] based on guesses from older tech adoption." Like, you can do a math model, but it doesn't seem obviously better to me than saying "it's path dependent." The math is a kind of ritual you can perform, but provides no new information.

ersatzmaus,
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@ZachWeinersmith Useful for modelling different assumptions relative to one another, maybe?

tomw, to random
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Spotted in the DIY shop: this socket has a WPS button

ersatzmaus,
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@tomw I have questions, but I fear I do not want the answers.

futurebird, to random
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I hate daylight savings time changes so much. (I have to say “daylight savings time changes” rather than just “I hate daylight savings” because some smarty pants will always insist that one half of the year is “daylight savings” and the other has some other name but really who cares?) The problem isn’t what time it is! The problem is CHANGING it twice a year for no good reason. I always feel sick for two weeks after each change. It’s cruel. No one can justify the suffering.

ersatzmaus,
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@futurebird Don't forget hell week, when the US hasn't changed yet but Europe has.

Meeting roulette!

ersatzmaus,
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@mina @futurebird AIUI member states don't have to agree overall, everyone gets to pick which zone they want to be in and then stick with it all year round.

Won't matter here though, I'm sure our govt will stick with it out of sheer pig-headedness and xenophobia.

And some nonsense about cows and farmers (both of which I'm pretty sure care more about the sun than the clocks, unless someone's been breeding Especially Horological Cattle).

cstross, (edited ) to random
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NEW HOME SECRETARY ANNOUNCEMENT:

Will it be:

ersatzmaus,
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@glenatron @Roadwarrior29 @garius @cstross OTOH we've had Pincher, Johnson, and Bone.

ersatzmaus,
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@glenatron @Roadwarrior29 @garius @cstross Who sound like a law firm specialising in sexual harassment cases.

Which I guess they sort of are.

liw, to random

Finnish uses the letters ä and ö, and they're not just a and o without the dots on top. They're individual letters in their own right. Dropping the dots results in a different word. Usually it's a misspelling, not an actual word, but sometimes it is.

Examples: "sää" (weather) vs "saa" (to get), "välittää" (to care, or to transmit) vs "valittaa" (to complain); "kärttää" (to beg) vs "karttaa" (to shun).

Languages are a cultural phenomenon to make communication difficult.

ersatzmaus,
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@liw
Bad internationalisation kills:
https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=73

ZachWeinersmith, to random
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So, there's this old ballad, meant to be sung as a duet. There's one line that I never quite understood, which is "you know a hog must root." See:

My initial guess was it's the woman in the story describing that she wants her home a certain way, same as a pig wants its wallow a certain way. It occurred to me later that maybe the sense is more like "because I know you will never change."

Could be a sexual meaning, but given the rest of the song that seems unlikely?

ersatzmaus,
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@ZachWeinersmith I read it more as “I'm not going to change”: No means no.

futurebird, to random
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I think all of the comments I've been leaving like "this channel is almost perfect, if only there were more ants." have had an impact on CPBD. He's exasperated and delighted by the atta in his yard collecting plants. (kinda hard to judge them when botanists do the same thing) Excellent episode!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDqdZhPEExo

ersatzmaus,
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@futurebird @JimRion Doeth thith tathte like coprolith to you?

ZachWeinersmith, to random
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Hey exercise geeks-- OK, so I normally jog on fairly good gravel roads that are fairly hilly. Today I went off-road a bit running around in some low grass hills. Well, it just obliterated me. What gives? Does it just take more leg power to keep balance and form on grass? Or is it that you get less sproing off a step when it's not hard ground? Is this good for you or just dangerous?

ersatzmaus,
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@ZachWeinersmith I always (as in every. damn. time) roll my ankle when I try to run off road so I've given up.

futurebird, to random
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My students are so miserable from college admissions that when we were trying to guess why giving a good effort is called “giving the old college try” their guess was “it about how hard it is to get in to college”

… I thought it was about quals.

I tried to look it up and drown in baseball trivia.

ersatzmaus,
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@futurebird The OED has this:

“Our sports metaphors have changed with us. ‘The good fight’ and ‘the old college try’ have given way to the more sophisticated ‘game plans’, ‘play-calling’, and…”

[College English vol. 38 78/2; 1976]

So my guess is it was a sportsball-related exhortation.

garius, to random
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What's the technical term for when you start measuring something to evaluate it, but then that shifts over time to people trying to meet the target not to do the actual thing.

Happens a lot in schools with exam results.

I know there is one.

ersatzmaus,
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futurebird, to random
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What kind of music comes to mind when you think about ants doing things? I need some good (no lyrics) “ant music” any suggestions?

ersatzmaus,
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@futurebird I was thinking of “Ants” from the Derek Griffiths “Heads and Tails” album (it was from a kids TV wildlife show) but having tracked it down it turns out it did have lyrics. It is literally about scurrying ants building their nest though.

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