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glasspusher

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he/him, standing with 🏳️‍⚧️, 🏳️‍🌈 and 🇺🇦
“it is better to disable one streetlight than to curse the light pollution”
#LRRR2024
#teamOrca
#ChunderRoad

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edwilk, to random
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Yeah, yeah. Thunder my ass.

glasspusher,
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@edwilk I’m hoping thunder isn’t a verb as used here

w7voa, to random
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Orca who spent the past five decades in captivity in Miami has died. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/lolita-miami-seaquariums-beloved-killer-whale-dies/3094497/

glasspusher,
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@w7voa go out tonight and tip a yacht over in her memory

@TidalFlats @edwilk

thepoliticalcat, to random
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    glasspusher,
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    @thepoliticalcat you ask, we deliver

    glasspusher, to random
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    @Alice it's midmorning here and my headache isn't going away. Might have to make a Colonial Donuts Run™

    badastro, to random
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    OH NOES

    MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE NEXT WEEK!!!

    What does this mean for you?

    (hint: nothing)

    https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-to-survive-mercury-in-retrograde/

    ☿ 🔄

    glasspusher,
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    @badastro my retro grades from my first year of college were mostly Cs, Ds and Fs.

    rephlex00, to random
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    Imagine how dumb the marketing would be if men needed tampons.

    glasspusher,
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    @Bam @APBBlue @Alice @rephlex00 and here one of my alma maters is the Scarlet Knights

    win win win

    beaveinflow, to random

    Signed up to have my brain autopsied when I die so future generations can be as awesome.

    glasspusher,
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    @beaveinflow …any other parts?

    glasspusher, to random
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    @Alice hey Slice my supermarket has goldfish crackers “limited edition” with old bay seasoning and after buying a bag and trying them I think I’m going to limit myself to how many more I can buy.

    I don’t know why I’m telling you this because you’re not much of a snacker.

    glasspusher,
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    @Alice I’m halfway through this bag, I can’t stop, and my tongue feels like a shag carpet already

    skinnylatte, to random
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    SAW A BEAR CROSSING THE ROAD

    glasspusher,
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    @skinnylatte remain calm

    skinnylatte, to random
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    Torn between taking my TLR or Fuji GW690II to Yosemite. 12 shots per roll for the TLR vs the 690’s 8, and also the size, I think makes that decision for me.

    glasspusher,
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    @skinnylatte that’d be my choice too

    mpesce, to random
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    "Had he been consulted, my specialist likely would have opted for a highly skeuomorphic design that faithfully replicated the look and feel of his paper record keeping. That simulation of a connection between himself, his files and his patients would have given him a sense of place, of knowledge, and capability. Without it, he felt like someone adrift on a sea of information, lacking a craft to navigate it..."

    latest in @theregister

    https://www.theregister.com/2023/08/16/bad_software_destroyed_doctors_memory/

    glasspusher,
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    @jonoabroad @kcarruthers @mpesce @theregister good UX/IA will always be in short supply, sadly

    Alice, to random
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    When you meet a guy who pretends to be an introspective intellectual and later find out he’s just a bro in disguise, that’s fratfishing.

    glasspusher,
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    @Alice 😬

    glasspusher, to random
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    @Alice Hey Slice, being that you're Miss Manners, how should I best respond to spammers that are hitting my work email, and I'm 99.44% sure it's because someone scraped my info from Linkedin. Just about all of them end their email with “if you'd prefer to not receive any more emails from us, please let us know”

    I was thinking of responding with

    Die In A Fire, Spam Scum

    but I think that might be too vague

    Also last week I got one that was AI generated, and that was the Marianas Trench of Uncanny Valley. Wanted to take a shower and scrub myself with steel wool.
    @TidalFlats @12thRITS

    glasspusher,
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    @Alice @TidalFlats @12thRITS oh that’s awesome

    skinnylatte, to SanFrancisco
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    Last night while walking my dog someone asked me if they could ‘cook my dog’ (presumably because I’m Chinese and I cook dogs). And I run into these signs every half a mile or so from Nob Hill to North Beach. Welcome to super anti racist, progressive San Francisco!

    (Two months ago a lady pointed a blow torch at me and said she’d like to burn me for being Chinese. I’ve just spent thousands of dollars in therapy.)

    glasspusher,
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    @skinnylatte I'm so sorry. Fuck them!

    beaveinflow, to random

    I gave all my fucks to my pets and plants and I have none left to spare.

    glasspusher,
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    @beaveinflow “have you not gazed upon the field where I grow my fucks, and seen it is barren?”

    dgar, to random
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    glasspusher,
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    @dgar outstanding @TidalFlats

    skinnylatte, to LGBTQ
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    Nothing makes me feel gayer than my packing for camping (i pack batteries, lamps, gas canisters and knives first then clothes last)

    glasspusher,
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    @skinnylatte shit, I'm a straight boy, and the friend of mine who's the biggest camper is a straight girl.

    Have fun!

    philtor, to random
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    Portland artisanal ice at New Seasons. Only $15.

    glasspusher,
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    @philtor The Iceman Cometh

    glasspusher, to random
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    It's really the personalized service that I appreciate most

    glasspusher,
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    @Alice oh, shit

    skinnylatte, to SanFrancisco
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    I saw someone place a little stuffed toy on a parking meter and walk away, so I tried to take a photo of it and a cable car of tourists rolled by.

    (Leica M3, 50mm Summilux, Kodak 5222, Rodinal 1:50, self-scanned on Plustek 8200i)

    glasspusher,
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    @skinnylatte Ohhh! Rodinal! You're singing my song!

    Grainy and sharp. Love it.

    glasspusher,
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    @skinnylatte where do you get your rodinal? I would get it at Looking Glass over on my side of the bay

    glasspusher,
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    @skinnylatte I vaguely remember you telling me this before. Thanks! Will check out

    Popehat, to random
    glasspusher,
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    @Popehat I thought Elijah was to have come first…

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